I had this song that I loved to sing in a STT. (SnG)

(Sung to the tune of Queens, "The Bicycle Song")
"Bliiiind stealer
Bliiind stealer.
I like to steal your blinds sometimes
I like to steal your blinds"

Now, I have a new song I like to sing.

(Sung to the tune of "Build me up buttercup")
Why don't you fill me up, buttercup baby just to let me win..."

Best sung when you flop 2 pair on a scary board.