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    Default Milkshake

    My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and their like, ya wanna trade cards, and im like, ya but not my charizard.
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    My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and their like, ya wanna trade cards, and im like, ya but not my charizard.

    If i was a mod...which im not, i would ban u for a week and lock this thread. Which is why im not a mod. TRIKFLOW77 for PREZ
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    My wife used to work for WotC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    My wife used to work for WotC.
    Tell us more about how nerdy your family is.
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    {Unlocked}


    Who locked this and why?
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    Who decides what is and is not locked in my Realm!

    I may have entertained this idea of letting this one go cuz Trikflow hates it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Who decides what is and is not locked in my Realm!
    You still need to leave a {I locked this because...} note.

    And the "because" should be a very good reason.



    No more bananas for a week for you.
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    great, unlock it becasue i hate it, very valid reason to unlock it. Rilla man up and lock it back down, u know you hate it 2.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Who decides what is and is not locked in my Realm!
    You still need to leave a {I locked this because...} note.

    And the "because" should be a very good reason.



    No more bananas for a week for you.
    I didn't lock the thread!

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    Oh. Okay.


    <--- banana
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    From what I understand charizard



    OWNS

    And I have a no-trade clause in my contract.

    ... And I don't understand this post at all.
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    They were suited!
    On a warm summer’s evenin’ on a train bound for nowhere,
    I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
    So we took turns a starin’ out the window at the darkness
    ’til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

    He said, son, I’ve made a life out of readin’ people’s faces,
    And knowin’ what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
    So if you don’t mind my sayin’, I can see you’re out of aces.
    For a taste of your whiskey I’ll give you some advice.

    So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
    Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
    And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
    Said, if you’re gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

    You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em,
    Know when to walk away and know when to run.
    You never count your money when you’re sittin’ at the table.
    There’ll be time enough for countin’ when the dealin’s done.

    Now ev’ry gambler knows that the secret to survivin’
    Is knowin’ what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
    ’cause ev’ry hand’s a winner and ev’ry hand’s a loser,
    And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

    So when he’d finished speakin’, he turned back towards the window,
    Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
    And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
    But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

    You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em,
    Know when to walk away and know when to run.
    You never count your money when you’re sittin’ at the table.
    There’ll be time enough for countin’ when the dealin’s done.

    You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em,
    Know when to walk away and know when to run.
    You never count you r money when you’re sittin’ at the table.
    There’ll be time enough for countin’ when the dealin’s done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Oh. Okay.


    <--- banana
    mmmm positive reinforment mmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by chardrian
    From what I understand charizard



    OWNS

    And I have a no-trade clause in my contract.

    ... And I don't understand this post at all.
    You are Charizard, VQC is magikarp, Xianti is Eevee, I'm Snorlax, Trip is i dont rmember.

    -'rilla
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    Wow.

    Just...

    Wow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    My wife used to work for WotC.
    Ah, the good old days of Magic: The Gathering.

    Fnord, your family is so cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

    You are Charizard, VQC is magikarp, Xianti is Eevee, I'm Snorlax, Trip is i dont rmember.

    -'rilla
    Trip is a level 56 Jigglypuff man.
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    It's just funny becuase VQC is magikarp. Which absolutely sucked becuase it's only attack was to gently splash water around.

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    Oh, by the way, OP rocks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    It's just funny becuase VQC is magikarp. Which absolutely sucked becuase it's only attack was to gently splash water around.

    -'rilla
    And most of the time it would fail because it only works if the battle is in water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by chardrian
    From what I understand charizard



    OWNS

    And I have a no-trade clause in my contract.

    ... And I don't understand this post at all.
    You are Charizard, VQC is magikarp, Xianti is Eevee, I'm Snorlax, Trip is i dont rmember.

    -'rilla

    i want to throw up.
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    This is me:

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    It's just funny becuase VQC is magikarp. Which absolutely sucked becuase it's only attack was to gently splash water around.

    -'rilla
    R u implying that asians like carp?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    i want to throw up.
    Maybe I would too, if I knew what the hell was going on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    It's just funny becuase VQC is magikarp. Which absolutely sucked becuase it's only attack was to gently splash water around.

    -'rilla
    thats lame.
    IM actually the evolved form of magikarp, Gyrados.
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    Trip is i dont rmember.
    Jigglypuff.


    When its huge eyes light up, it sings a mysteriously soothing melody that lulls its enemies to sleep.
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    It's just funny becuase VQC is magikarp. Which absolutely sucked becuase it's only attack was to gently splash water around.

    -'rilla
    R u implying that asians like carp?
    All I'm implying is:




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    well if this thread isnt going to be locked, this is me





    I blast all of you with my soda missiles......owned
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    Voltron Kicks ass.
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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    I've always fancied the Great Mazinger.

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    This is Muxy


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    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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    What we should do is challenge eachother to battles.

    I challenge VQC.
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    see....i knew this post would turn into a degroded piece of crap
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    Looks like whoever originally locked the post was in the right
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    see....i knew this post would turn into a degroded piece of crap
    This is the most popular post of the day
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demiparadigm
    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    see....i knew this post would turn into a degroded piece of crap
    This is the most popular post of the day
    And popular is always the best
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    Quote Originally Posted by hydroseeds
    Looks like whoever originally locked the post was in the right
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    heheh... sorry. I guess I killed it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    mmmm thread unlocked is good eatin


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    Fnord, lock this ho back down.........

    TRIKFLOW77 for prez
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    shh just stare boys

    complements of georgio


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    Quote Originally Posted by Corey



    shh just stare boys

    complements of georgio

    Thanks for taking 27 minutes of my life....
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    use a towel?


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    Thought you might like that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Corey
    use a towel?
    twice, now if you'll excuse me, I must seek confession.

    Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
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