Select Page
Poker Forum
Over 1,292,000 Posts!
REGISTER
Subscribe to FTR web feed
Poker Forum › FTR Community ›

Discuss.

Results 1 to 55 of 55
  1. 01-06-2006 06:56 AM #1
    sandstorm's Avatar
    sandstorm
    sandstorm is offline
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    1,043
    Location
    Sweden

    Default Discuss.

    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  2. 01-06-2006 08:16 AM #2
    UG's Avatar
    UG
    UG is offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    5,554
    Zoom out.

    I need more information about my opponent.


    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  3. 01-06-2006 09:21 AM #3
    Rondavu's Avatar
    Rondavu
    Rondavu is offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    3,328
    Loose aggressive
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  4. 01-06-2006 09:26 AM #4
    PerfectDodge's Avatar
    PerfectDodge
    PerfectDodge is offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    20
    Location
    Chicago, IL
    Haha.

    Big lick!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  5. 01-06-2006 10:07 AM #5
    AvatarKava's Avatar
    AvatarKava
    AvatarKava is offline
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Posts
    407
    Location
    Houston, TX
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  6. 01-06-2006 10:41 AM #6
    Muxy's Avatar
    Muxy
    Muxy is offline
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    2,505
    Location
    Canadian LOLUH'S AND AMERICAN LOLUHS
    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    Loose aggressive
    hopefully she is tight aggressive if you know what i mean.

    Over under on how many veiws this thread gets?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  7. 01-06-2006 10:44 AM #7
    xBULLETTSx
    xBULLETTSx is offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Posts
    131
    Location
    Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
    Hey Sand, isnt that thong a bit uncomfortable? how does it support your package?
    xBULLETTSx
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  8. 01-06-2006 11:12 AM #8
    jmontis
    jmontis is offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Posts
    1,321
    it's a trap
    take your ego out of the equation and judge the situation dispassionately
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  9. 01-06-2006 11:15 AM #9
    UG's Avatar
    UG
    UG is offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    5,554
    Quote Originally Posted by xBULLETTSx
    Hey Sand, isnt that thong a bit uncomfortable? how does it support your package?
    It doesn't. He uses the "tuck maneuver," first made popular by FTR's very own Rilla. He uses some odd form of "stretching with weights" and duct tape to make it happen. I've never seen this maneuver done before, but he's offered to show me numerous times.


    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  10. 01-06-2006 12:00 PM #10
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    a500lbgorilla
    a500lbgorilla is offline SPLENDID GUY
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    sample size is too small.
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  11. 01-06-2006 12:13 PM #11
    boost's Avatar
    boost
    boost is offline
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    11,278
    all I see is a bit of skin, and fabric with an ftr logo. It appears to be the front of the thong, yet it looks like the rear of the person wearing it... is that the new style? rockin the thong backwards?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  12. 01-06-2006 12:13 PM #12
    boost's Avatar
    boost
    boost is offline
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    11,278
    so I vote "zoom out" and while youre at it, show some titties, everyone loves titties.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  13. 01-06-2006 12:18 PM #13
    Muxy's Avatar
    Muxy
    Muxy is offline
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    2,505
    Location
    Canadian LOLUH'S AND AMERICAN LOLUHS
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    so I vote "zoom out" and while youre at it, show some titties, everyone loves titties.
    preach
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  14. 01-06-2006 12:42 PM #14
    Lukie's Avatar
    Lukie
    Lukie is offline
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    10,758
    Location
    Never read any stickies or announcements
    amen
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  15. 01-06-2006 12:47 PM #15
    Xianti's Avatar
    Xianti
    Xianti is offline Retired forum manager
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Posts
    9,246
    Location
    facebook.com/mediacookery
    That's courtiebee, you guys. Remember this... http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=215142#215142 ?


    And I agree. We need to see the complete A. More important than seeing the logo.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  16. 01-06-2006 12:55 PM #16
    xBULLETTSx
    xBULLETTSx is offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Posts
    131
    Location
    Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
    Boost....that is the back of the thong, its the little piece that sits atop ur asscrack, connecting the sides and the strap that resided IN ur asscrack. My gf is a big fan of the thong...I asked her if she would wear one of the FTR ones and I would have gotten it for a x mas present.....but she hates poker and did not want anything to do with it.....
    xBULLETTSx
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  17. 01-06-2006 01:05 PM #17
    UG's Avatar
    UG
    UG is offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    5,554
    Quote Originally Posted by xBULLETTSx
    Boost....that is the back of the thong, its the little piece that sits atop ur asscrack, connecting the sides and the strap that resided IN ur asscrack. My gf is a big fan of the thong...I asked her if she would wear one of the FTR ones and I would have gotten it for a x mas present.....but she hates poker and did not want anything to do with it.....
    You, sir, need to find a new girlfriend.


    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  18. 01-06-2006 01:07 PM #18
    Muxy's Avatar
    Muxy
    Muxy is offline
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    2,505
    Location
    Canadian LOLUH'S AND AMERICAN LOLUHS
    thats not the point if she really loves thongs
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  19. 01-06-2006 01:13 PM #19
    gabe's Avatar
    gabe
    gabe is offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Posts
    13,804
    Location
    trying to live
    props to courtiebee for following through.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  20. 01-06-2006 01:15 PM #20
    UG's Avatar
    UG
    UG is offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    5,554
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    thats not the point if she really loves thongs
    touche


    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  21. 01-06-2006 02:48 PM #21
    journey075
    journey075 is offline
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    1,559
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    props to courtiebee for following through.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  22. 01-06-2006 06:35 PM #22
    Xianti's Avatar
    Xianti
    Xianti is offline Retired forum manager
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Posts
    9,246
    Location
    facebook.com/mediacookery
    Her new avatar:



    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  23. 01-06-2006 06:35 PM #23
    donkbee's Avatar
    donkbee
    donkbee is offline
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    6,454
    Location
    outer space
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    And I agree. We need to see the complete A. More important than seeing the logo.
    Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez ...

    It's only because I love you so much, X.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

    blog: http://donkeybrainspoker.com/


    Watch me stream $200 hyper HU and $100 Spins on Twitch!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  24. 01-06-2006 06:38 PM #24
    Xianti's Avatar
    Xianti
    Xianti is offline Retired forum manager
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Posts
    9,246
    Location
    facebook.com/mediacookery
    I am speechless and ever so grateful.


    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  25. 01-06-2006 06:45 PM #25
    AvatarKava's Avatar
    AvatarKava
    AvatarKava is offline
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Posts
    407
    Location
    Houston, TX
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    And I agree. We need to see the complete A. More important than seeing the logo.
    Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez ...

    It's only because I love you so much, X.
    Ok if you don't marry Auld I'm available.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  26. 01-06-2006 07:40 PM #26
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    a500lbgorilla
    a500lbgorilla is offline SPLENDID GUY
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    BOOM HEADSHOT
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  27. 01-06-2006 07:40 PM #27
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    a500lbgorilla
    a500lbgorilla is offline SPLENDID GUY
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    Also, it's should be the offical avatar of FTR
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  28. 01-06-2006 07:45 PM #28
    Muxy's Avatar
    Muxy
    Muxy is offline
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    2,505
    Location
    Canadian LOLUH'S AND AMERICAN LOLUHS
    Ventrilo

    Sykedupp: Rilla just changed his avatar again.

    Muxy: To what?

    Sykedupp: A girl or a guy wearing a thong.

    Muxy: Thats courtiebee you idiot.

    Muxy: Would be a nice body for a guy.

    Sykedupp: uhhhhhhh
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  29. 01-06-2006 07:47 PM #29
    Sykedupp's Avatar
    Sykedupp
    Sykedupp is offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Posts
    1,087
    Location
    Vancouver, BC, Canada
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Ventrilo

    Sykedupp: Rilla just changed his avatar again.

    Muxy: To what?

    Sykedupp: A girl or a guy wearing a thong.

    Muxy: Thats courtiebee you idiot.

    Muxy: Would be a nice body for a guy.

    Sykedupp: uhhhhhhh


    Misquote...
    Ventrilo

    Sykedupp: Rilla just changed his avatar again.

    Muxy: To what?

    Sykedupp: A fucking hot girl wearing a thong.

    Muxy: Thats courtiebee you idiot.

    Sykedupp: uhhhhhhh good I live close to her, I'm dumping my g/f for her.


    -Chris

    PS: Courtie go out y/n
    Quote Originally Posted by soupie
    That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  30. 01-06-2006 07:47 PM #30
    Muxy's Avatar
    Muxy
    Muxy is offline
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    2,505
    Location
    Canadian LOLUH'S AND AMERICAN LOLUHS
    Quote Originally Posted by Sykedupp
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Ventrilo

    Sykedupp: Rilla just changed his avatar again.

    Muxy: To what?

    Sykedupp: A girl or a guy wearing a thong.

    Muxy: Thats courtiebee you idiot.

    Muxy: Would be a nice body for a guy.

    Sykedupp: uhhhhhhh


    Misquote...
    Ventrilo

    Sykedupp: Rilla just changed his avatar again.

    Muxy: To what?

    Sykedupp: A fucking hot girl wearing a thong.

    Muxy: Thats courtiebee you idiot.

    Sykedupp: uhhhhhhh good I live close to her, I'm dumping my g/f for her.


    -Chris

    PS: Courtie go out y/n
    thats not how it went down noob
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  31. 01-06-2006 07:49 PM #31
    AHiltz's Avatar
    AHiltz
    AHiltz is offline
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    1,969
    Location
    Coldbrook, NS
    That ass is smmmmmmmmmmmmmokin

    ass > *
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  32. 01-06-2006 07:51 PM #32
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    a500lbgorilla
    a500lbgorilla is offline SPLENDID GUY
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    Cat fight in Ventrillo
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  33. 01-06-2006 08:19 PM #33
    gabe's Avatar
    gabe
    gabe is offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Posts
    13,804
    Location
    trying to live
    SHES TAKEN SO BACK OFF
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  34. 01-06-2006 09:16 PM #34
    boost's Avatar
    boost
    boost is offline
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    11,278
    gabe, weve already gone over the stereotypes, asian girls are deep, white guys are not 'blessed', therefore you have nothing for her.

    :: puts his thumb to his ear and pinky to his lips, making the phone symbol, and lips, "call me" to courtiebee::
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  35. 01-07-2006 01:06 AM #35
    lowBoy
    lowBoy is offline
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Posts
    565
    Nice bum!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  36. 01-07-2006 03:58 AM #36
    Irisheyes's Avatar
    Irisheyes
    Irisheyes is offline
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Posts
    4,388
    Location
    over there
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Her new avatar:




    Hold on a second!! Who is holding the camera!!??

    Go get'im Gabe!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  37. 01-07-2006 04:59 AM #37
    donkbee's Avatar
    donkbee
    donkbee is offline
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    6,454
    Location
    outer space
    Quote Originally Posted by AvatarKava
    Ok if you don't marry Auld I'm available.
    Are you a goalie, AK? I goalies ... are you gonna give me your jersey?
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

    blog: http://donkeybrainspoker.com/


    Watch me stream $200 hyper HU and $100 Spins on Twitch!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  38. 01-07-2006 05:03 AM #38
    donkbee's Avatar
    donkbee
    donkbee is offline
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    6,454
    Location
    outer space
    lol ... this thread is hilarious
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

    blog: http://donkeybrainspoker.com/


    Watch me stream $200 hyper HU and $100 Spins on Twitch!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  39. 01-07-2006 05:40 AM #39
    Xianti's Avatar
    Xianti
    Xianti is offline Retired forum manager
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Posts
    9,246
    Location
    facebook.com/mediacookery
    You're a celebrity.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  40. 01-07-2006 06:52 AM #40
    Pelion's Avatar
    Pelion
    Pelion is offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    4,732
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    props to courtiebee for following through.

    ewwwwwwww. . . . . well at least it wasnt right before the picture was taken.
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  41. 01-07-2006 07:11 AM #41
    sandstorm's Avatar
    sandstorm
    sandstorm is offline
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    1,043
    Location
    Sweden
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Quote Originally Posted by AvatarKava
    Ok if you don't marry Auld I'm available.
    Are you a goalie, AK? I goalies ... are you gonna give me your jersey?
    I'm a goalie! I'm a goalie! :biggrin:
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  42. 01-07-2006 08:37 AM #42
    ake's Avatar
    ake
    ake is offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    1,086
    Location
    Compton - L.A
    Don't listen to him, he's a stupid floorball goalie!

    Me on the other hand is a ice hockey goalie
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  43. 01-07-2006 12:48 PM #43
    journey075
    journey075 is offline
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    1,559
    ake being a catcher =/= being a goalie.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  44. 01-07-2006 02:51 PM #44
    dthorne04's Avatar
    dthorne04
    dthorne04 is offline
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    1,551
    Location
    hi
    nh courtiebee.
    derp
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  45. 01-07-2006 03:22 PM #45
    Muxy's Avatar
    Muxy
    Muxy is offline
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    2,505
    Location
    Canadian LOLUH'S AND AMERICAN LOLUHS
    na courtie
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  46. 01-07-2006 04:11 PM #46
    Eric's Avatar
    Eric
    Eric is offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Posts
    3,458
    Location
    California, USA
    I don't know quite what to say except that I think we'll be selling more ftr thongs now...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  47. 01-07-2006 04:17 PM #47
    donkbee's Avatar
    donkbee
    donkbee is offline
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    6,454
    Location
    outer space
    Quote Originally Posted by Eric
    I don't know quite what to say except that I think we'll be selling more ftr thongs now...
    Increase the prices, make some profit, and give me a cut!
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

    blog: http://donkeybrainspoker.com/


    Watch me stream $200 hyper HU and $100 Spins on Twitch!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  48. 01-07-2006 04:27 PM #48
    Warpe's Avatar
    Warpe
    Warpe is offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    9,010
    Location
    Canuckistan
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Quote Originally Posted by Eric
    I don't know quite what to say except that I think we'll be selling more ftr thongs now...
    Increase the prices, make some profit, and give me a cut!
    The butt that launched a thousand shipments...

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  49. 01-07-2006 05:01 PM #49
    koolmoe's Avatar
    koolmoe
    koolmoe is offline
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Posts
    1,370
    Location
    Drowning in prosperity
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Quote Originally Posted by Eric
    I don't know quite what to say except that I think we'll be selling more ftr thongs now...
    Increase the prices, make some profit, and give me a cut!
    They might give you a cut, but they'll probably want a piece first.
    Poker is freedom
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  50. 01-07-2006 05:41 PM #50
    boost's Avatar
    boost
    boost is offline
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    11,278
    ^ rofl
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  51. 01-07-2006 08:02 PM #51
    xBULLETTSx
    xBULLETTSx is offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Posts
    131
    Location
    Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
    MARKETING IDEA.........I say send one in every color u got, obtain multiple shots (positions), throw in a few more articles of clothing bearing the FTR logo, add them to the merchandise part of the site, name it....FTRs OWN.... Millions x2 sold....kthxgg!
    xBULLETTSx
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  52. 01-07-2006 08:14 PM #52
    journey075
    journey075 is offline
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    1,559
    ^ i honestly have no idea what you just said..
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  53. 01-07-2006 09:17 PM #53
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    a500lbgorilla
    a500lbgorilla is offline SPLENDID GUY
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    Offical notice: "kthxgg" is banned from my forum.
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  54. 01-07-2006 09:38 PM #54
    boost's Avatar
    boost
    boost is offline
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    11,278
    nope it still works, {no it doesn't}.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  55. 01-07-2006 11:30 PM #55
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    a500lbgorilla
    a500lbgorilla is offline SPLENDID GUY
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    nope it still works, {no it doesn't}.
    k
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules