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  1. 04-15-2009 06:11 AM #1
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    Default This is my frst post

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  2. 04-15-2009 06:14 AM #2
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  3. 04-15-2009 06:20 AM #3
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    quiet you freetroll.


    Oh, and hi anja.
    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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  4. 04-15-2009 06:21 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish
    quiet you freetroll.


    Oh, and hi anja.
    Hi to You
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  7. 04-15-2009 06:28 AM #7
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    My english is not very good,but I can understend pretty much
    Help mi I have 0 post ???? How ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anja
    $200 Freeroll at PokerStars - April 14 20:00 ET Who is win ???
    I am going to look into my crystal ball for you, but only this one time.

    alygateur from Lambersart will win the freeroll and will win $35.26 for his efforts.

    I am also going to go out on a limb here and say that glaubergf will finish just out of the money in 217th place and will not reap the $0.24 that botafogu will reap for finishing in 216th place.

    Let me know your Stars name and I will gladly tell you where you will finish. Cuz I am that good.
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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  10. 04-15-2009 08:25 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Quote Originally Posted by Anja
    $200 Freeroll at PokerStars - April 14 20:00 ET Who is win ???
    I am going to look into my crystal ball for you, but only this one time.

    alygateur from Lambersart will win the freeroll and will win $35.26 for his efforts.

    I am also going to go out on a limb here and say that glaubergf will finish just out of the money in 217th place and will not reap the $0.24 that botafogu will reap for finishing in 216th place.

    Let me know your Stars name and I will gladly tell you where you will finish. Cuz I am that good.

    Anja 2
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    sadly you will be preplexed by your zero post count to the point where you will be unable to remember the password and therefore will be unable to play in the tournament.
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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  12. 04-15-2009 08:28 AM #12
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  13. 04-15-2009 08:53 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    sadly you will be preplexed by your zero post count to the point where you will be unable to remember the password and therefore will be unable to play in the tournament.
    what I have to do that get points for posts
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    Anja - apologies, they are messing with you.
    To get your post count up you need to first of all present your presentation in the required presentable way in the presentation hall.
    Just down there on your left.
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  15. 04-15-2009 09:03 AM #15
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    shit... gator was right
    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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  16. 04-15-2009 09:31 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    Anja - apologies, they are messing with you.
    To get your post count up you need to first of all present your presentation in the required presentable way in the presentation hall.
    Just down there on your left.
    Sorry My English is not very good,
    end I have problem find where presentation hall
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    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anja
    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    sadly you will be preplexed by your zero post count to the point where you will be unable to remember the password and therefore will be unable to play in the tournament.
    what I have to do that get points for posts
    Post in the Poker Content forums, ie. not FTR Community, not Events and Announcements, not the Tilt forum etc.
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  20. 04-15-2009 11:06 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by Anja
    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    sadly you will be preplexed by your zero post count to the point where you will be unable to remember the password and therefore will be unable to play in the tournament.
    what I have to do that get points for posts
    Post in the Poker Content forums, ie. not FTR Community, not Events and Announcements, not the Tilt forum etc.
    stop being a funsucker.

    Anja,
    The best tip I have heard recently is to yell "COUNT" just as you hit the submit button. The timing is pretty tricky, but with some practice I am sure you can master it. Work on that and I am sure we will see you at the next Freeroll!!!
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  21. 04-15-2009 11:07 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish
    shit... gator was right....again
    fyp
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  22. 04-15-2009 11:17 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    stop being a funsucker.
    I'm easy on the ladays. She'll never post bikini pics if she's constantly wandering around, looking for the conference room. And that should always be our goal. Maximize the bikini pics.
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  23. 04-15-2009 11:39 AM #23
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    HEY!!! Your post count is up to 1. You must be pretty good at the timing of your shout already. Well done, op, well done.
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    sick wpp anja
    Sorry but I just search help, end i now know what does WPP
    Sorry i new here
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    WPP stands for "Will Post Pictures" - the higher the number, the more (bikini) pictures you have to post.
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    Why are we assuming OP is a girl? Know a lot fo Bosnian and Herzegovinian names or wishful thinking?
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    Anja, are you a girl?

    if so, bikini pics will automatically grant you 5 posts.

    Are you a hot girl?

    if so, more bikini pics will automatically grant you passwords or whatever.

    *Note: you have to hold up a sign that says "I LUV JACK SAWYER & FTR" for us to confirm its actually you.

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    Google sez she is either a chick or a horse:

    http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en...-8&sa=N&tab=wi
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    Yes I am a girl ...
    Thanks for the offer, but I gain some points, do not worry, and without photos

    How do I look in the bikini I leave to your imagination...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anja
    Yes I am a girl ...
    Thanks for the offer, but I gain some points, do not worry, and without photos

    How do I look in the bikini I leave to your imagination...
    guys, this means she's a fatty, nothing to see here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by Anja
    Yes I am a girl ...
    Thanks for the offer, but I gain some points, do not worry, and without photos

    How do I look in the bikini I leave to your imagination...
    guys, this means she's a fatty, nothing to see here.
    Hhahaha very funny, that's your opinion?
    Then you really have no imagination hehehehe
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    come on - look at her avatar. She's obviously a 3" tall fairy. Nice outfit though.
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    She's probably a 300 lb dude anyway. People on the Internet are sick.
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    Hhehhehehehehe Imagine you ... heheheh. Too late I go to sleep bye bye
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by Anja
    Yes I am a girl ...
    Thanks for the offer, but I gain some points, do not worry, and without photos

    How do I look in the bikini I leave to your imagination...
    guys, this means she's a fatty, TONS to see here.
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    So, you guys don't have the phone number of a few fattys?

    I call bullshit..........!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OneEyeLefty
    So, you guys don't have the phone number of a few fattys?

    I call bullshit..........!
    I think Lefty just revealed his chubby chaser leanings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by OneEyeLefty
    So, you guys don't have the phone number of a few fattys?

    I call bullshit..........!
    I think Lefty just revealed his chubby chaser leanings.
    Bankitdrew is going to be so disappointed. He now has competition.
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    Welcome to FTR anja! It's like this all the time
    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anja
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    She been hanging around with Akronology
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