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  1. #1
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    Default I have this white spot

    on my gums.

    My roommate says I have cancer and have 6 months to live.

    So I need help with my will.

    Gabe already gets the sterio.
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    gums going michael jackson on you, eh?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    gums going michael jackson on you, eh?
    You can have my atheletic talent and ability to hail a cab and walk into the room without having 3 people think I'm going to mug them.
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    ShaneTheGreatVT: my roommate says i have cancer
    ShaneTheGreatVT: ive got 6 months
    g1u: damn yo
    g1u: maybe ill see you once before you die
    ShaneTheGreatVT: :'(

    not much else to say sorry
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    hmm cancer is -ev, fold preflop
    BR: $.1k
    Goal 2: July 1 $10k

    IIbeatsUU: lol u raised with that?

    you mini raised, therefore you desereve whatever you get....

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    "I have this white spot on my gums"

    swallow harder next time?
    i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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    hahaha ^ nice.
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    have you ever used those teeth whitening strips. i tried some and they burned like hell and bleeched my gums.
    BR: $.1k
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    IIbeatsUU: lol u raised with that?

    you mini raised, therefore you desereve whatever you get....

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    i work at white spot
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    i work at white spot
    in my town theres a place called the white spot. they are famous for 'gusburgers.' its like a cheeseburger with an egg on it.
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    Does it have triple O sauce in it?
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    You probably have a canker sore.
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    You probably have a cancer sore.
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    It's like a white discolouration
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    Does it hurt a lot? If so it's a mouth ulcer. It'll go in a few days.
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    Put vitamin E on it.
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    Im pretty confident that it's just my gums getting bleached from this whitening mouth pre-wash i've been using for a few weeks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    gums going michael jackson on you, eh?

    You can have my atheletic talent and ability to hail a cab and walk into the room without having 3 people think I'm going to mug them.
    LOL



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    Oral herpes.
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    yay In a drunken stupor(I hope/think) 'rilla said I would inherit the jungle when he died.

    ps. Its only 6 weeks left to live.
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    Wasn't there a Seinfeld epsisode where 'George Can't-stand-yah' had similar symptoms?

    Maybe you can have Dr. Van Nostren take a look at it. Giddyup!

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