escalating dorm wars?

[ProZachNation]

So there is an on going prank war between my roomate and our suite mate in our dorm. Started with cold bucket of water throw on my roomate while he was in the shower, and it has progressed tonight to my suitemate took my roomates computer and then came back and wanted to put a bottle of piss into his bed I wouldnt let ihm so he put in on the desk, so I tossed it in the bathroom. So my roomate came back and took some of his stuff and put the bottle of piss between my suitemate and the girl hes sleeping with(both passed out I guess)

So should I get involved and help my roomate or just stay out and enjoy both of their pranks

[DoGGz]

*cut*

[ake]

[potdragn]

lol ake

superglue the two fighting kids together, when they are drunk, in sexually compromising positions. that should end the prank war.

[Irisheyes]

ake wtf is that?

[Muxy]

A Razor

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So there is an on going prank war between my roomate and our suite mate in our dorm. Started with cold bucket of water throw on my roomate while he was in the shower, and it has progressed tonight to my suitemate took my roomates computer and then came back and wanted to put a bottle of piss into his bed I wouldnt let ihm so he put in on the desk, so I tossed it in the bathroom. So my roomate came back and took some of his stuff and put the bottle of piss between my suitemate and the girl hes sleeping with(both passed out I guess)

So should I get involved and help my roomate or just stay out and enjoy both of their pranks

Dudeeeee, you should definately help lololol, because that would like be so funny , ya know? I'm glad you brought it to our attention because its like, so cool, you know? Keep up the good work because I defiantly didn't vote for you on the worst ftr person, because your content is meaningful and fully appreciated, like, ya know? lolololol

[Xianti]

Grow up.


I'm so glad I never went to college.

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Grow up.


I'm so glad I never went to college.

you didnt?! you just inherited your fathers triad empire eh?

[bigred]

Grow up.


I'm so glad I never went to college.

Just out of curiosity, what did and do you do?

[boost]

Grow up.


I'm so glad I never went to college.

Just out of curiosity, what did and do you do?

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=257085#257085

[bigred]

Grow up.


I'm so glad I never went to college.

Just out of curiosity, what did and do you do?

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=257085#257085

that's the same link as this thread?

[boost]

it goes to my post above, which answers your question. 'tard.

[Xianti]

I'm an Art Director.

I've always been an artist. I got into graphic design working at this little silkscreen design shop over 15 years ago. From there, I went from one design job to another, learning the tools of the trade on the job and now do motion graphics and video editing and manage a group of designers at this place: www.studiocognito.com

[Xianti]

roffle...

If you click on CONTACT at the site above, you'll see my name, JOHN KWON, and below it, for a single frame, if you look carefully you'll see my title read PokerBot 3000 before it changes to Art Director.

That's the nickname the poker buddies at work have given me.

[Xianti]

you just inherited your fathers triad empire eh?

roffle.. no. I created my own empire.

[lolzzz_321]

Xianti was a voice in Mosters Inc.

[boost]

really?

and xman, Ive always been artistic myself, I kinda wish I could do it professionally, but then again I thikn it might be best for me to treat it like most people like to treat poker, jsut as a hobby.

[Warpe]

really?

and xman, Ive always been autistic myself, I kinda wish I could do it professionally, but then again I thikn it might be best for me to treat it like most people like to treat poker, jsut as a hobby.

FYP

[a500lbgorilla]

Xianti, I want you to take this the right way.

You made a huge mistake not going to college, imo.

Consistently the best days of my life.

[Pelion]

really?

and xman, Ive always been autistic myself, I kinda wish I could do it professionally, but then again I thikn it might be best for me to treat it like most people like to treat poker, jsut as a hobby.

FYP

was gunna do that,,,, you beat me to it

Im gunna take that as theft!!!!


Do we have any FTR lawers here???

I get the feeling Fnord would be great

[bigred]

it goes to my post above, which answers your question. 'tard.

Yeah I understood that. I was merely pointing out that your response was stupid and really didn't answer my question.

[potdragn]

Xianti, I want you to take this the right way.

You made a huge mistake not going to college, imo.

Consistently the best days of my life.

Amen

[Greedo017]

my first year me and this other guy were pranking each other a lot. first of all, taking someone elses stuff is not a prank, its gay. if you had to like scale a wall or somehow break in a room, it can be cool, but not usually.

One night I apparently came home and passed out cold in my doorway. So him and another hallmate managed to pick me up/get me onto my bed. While asleep, he put an especially horrible and graphic picture of a german shepherd doing a smiling blond girl from behind as my background. i think he also put my homepage to tubgirl, or somehow incorporated tubgirl.

He turned the temperature down in my mini-frig freezer, froze piss in a cup, then put the frozen block of piss in my freezer cupless. I never used the freezer, so i just saw it in there one day, unsure of what is was, closed the door and ignored it. Later on my roommate bought a bunch of soda and wanted to use the frig. so, he saw the piss and removed it and cleaned it. Then, later in the day, all the cokes started exploding because the guy had to turn the frig temp way way down to keep the piss frozen. and my roommate then had to clean up all of these exploding coke bottles. cleaning up frozen coke bottles is harder than you'd think, if you are pissed at someone, turn the temperature in their frig full of soda/beer way way down.

I don't remember anything I did to him. I know I did some decent stuff, but the piss/coke one clearly made him the winner, even though it was really my roommate who got stuck dealing with that.

[Warpe]

2 pranks that work well:

Take a large (9x12) envelope, seal it up, then cut off a corner and fill with shaving cream. Tuck corner of envelope under door of dorm room. Drop large textbook from height on envelope.

Take about .50 in pennies. Put pressure on top of closed dorm room door to open up a gap between the door and the doorjamb and wedge with small stacks of pennies, sliding them down toward latch until they're really tight. Repeat from bottom of door. By putting enough pressure on the latch, the door CANNOT be opened from inside.

[journey075]

2 pranks that work well:

Take a large (9x12) envelope, seal it up, then cut off a corner and fill with shaving cream. Tuck corner of envelope under door of dorm room. Drop large textbook from height on envelope.

Take about .50 in pennies. Put pressure on top of closed dorm room door to open up a gap between the door and the doorjamb and wedge with small stacks of pennies, sliding them down toward latch until they're really tight. Repeat from bottom of door. By putting enough pressure on the latch, the door CANNOT be opened from inside.

arent you like a 35 year old stock broker?

i like you.

[Warpe]

arent you like a 35 year old stock broker?

Try 47...but mentally I'm still 18.

[journey075]

i was gonna say 40, but i didnt want to offend.

[boost]

haha those are pretty good warpe.. The first one just seems like it would make a big mess... I Guess thier reaction would be pretty funny if they heard a loud thump, accompanied by shaving cream being squirted into thier room. But would it really get like deep into the room?

I think the second prank is funnier, cuz people would wake up and freak the fuck out.

[a500lbgorilla]

gelatin in their toilets.

Solidifies, then when they go to piss it splashes everywhere.

[boost]

haha... how many packets of gelatin do you need? Im going to visit my gf in a week or so, and Ill be spending 3 nights in her dorm before we go back to her parents for spring break..

[Warpe]

haha those are pretty good warpe.. The first one just seems like it would make a big mess... I Guess thier reaction would be pretty funny if they heard a loud thump, accompanied by shaving cream being squirted into thier room. But would it really get like deep into the room?

I think the second prank is funnier, cuz people would wake up and freak the fuck out.

For the shaving cream one you need a strong envelope, so it doesn't bust out the sides. Those reinforced bubblepack ones work great...and, yes, it shoots pretty far.

With the pennied door, I've seen guys that had to take their door off the hinges to get out.

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hahah Im going to visit my gf in aweek and will being stayin in her dorm for 3 nights, I might convince her to get down on some pranking, ahha the best part is that I will not suffer any retaliations. The penny one sounds like a lot of fun... they better hope they have lots of bottles to piss in haha..

[Grand_MasterB]

For the shaving cream prank listed above... instead of a 9x12 envelope get paper bags from grocery stores. You know the ones they used to use all the time before plastic. they are bigger then the envelope and therefore hold more shaving cream. They are also pretty strong and usually hold up fairly well.. just ask for a couple extra next time you go to the store. Also with those since they fold flat you dont have to seal it up... you can just stick the entire edge under the door. the idea is to do this when they are gone and do it several times so there is a ton of shaving cream in their room when they leave.

Another good one we did when i was in school was to take the giant moving carts that alot of dorms have for when students move in. you get some rope and tie one end to the cart and one end to the door knob. The carts that we had were so tall(think like bellhop carts at hotels) that if you laid them sideways they were wider then the door. the key is to get the rope really tight so that they cant open the door at all. When they try to the cart just slams againt the wall and they are trapped in their room.

Also, alot of dorm rooms have tile floors and students buy big carpet pieces to cover them up. A good prank is to just keep sneaking random substances like mayo, slices of cheese, yogurt and put it under their giant rugs. in a couple of weeks it begins to smell real bad and they cant figure out why. plus when they finally lift the rug up its a nasty mess to clean up.

[a500lbgorilla]

Dude, mayo under the rug is too far!

[EasyT]

Not personally responsible but this was the best college prank I ever witnessed.

This took place at Manchester University. The dorm rooms were absolutely tiny and the bed they provided was smaller than a regular twin. The "mattresses" for these beds were not mattresses, just a 4 inch slab of foam in a cloth zipper case.
So someone wrote a letter addressed from the office, saying they bought 200 new mattresses and were doing a FCFS mattress exchange on Saturday afternoon. All day long everyone was carring mattresses up to the office, then walking back red faced while the culprits taunted and laughed at them. It was a funny sight...people carrying their mattresses everywhere. The funniest part was when the people heading back from the office disappointedly would walk past a people headed over to the office and not say anything.

EasyT

[ProZachNation]

lol @ grand masters post.

We have full carpet and htats a lil to far for us.


I think the war is over was pretty funny while it lasted. Our suite mate pounding on our bathroom door at 1pm because his cell phone was going off in our room in a cereal box.

[Sprayed]

I took a dry chem. fire extinguisher and put the rubber nozzle under someone’s door. It only took two squeezes of the handle to fill the dickheads dorm room. When he opened his door his windows were open and it caused a draft in the hallway and sucked the dry chem. out of his room and filled the whole floor. The fire alarm went off and everyone had to leave the building. Oh yea, it was 4 in the morning on a Tue. night.

Next thing I knew I had to speak to the dean of the dorms and he told me that I was going to be kicked out of the dorms if I didn't write an apology letter to each person in the dorm and present it to them directly. I had a hard time keeping a str8 face not only because of this but also because his name was Ronald McDonald.

[RuffRidr]

Aren't dormwars great?!?

Some of my favorites:

Take large trash can, fill 3/4 full of water and then lean it against villain's door. Knock and run.

Take and freeze some piss about 1/2 of an inch deep in a pie tin. At night slide under villain's door.

If you have access to villain's room, then take a bunch of nutrasweet packets and sprinkle liberally in villains bed. Villain comes home drunk and gets in bed. Then you turn the heat in the room up real high.

Ketchup packets taped underneath a toilet seat is fun. Villain sits down and gets a red ass.

--RuffRidr

[SuperDave9x19]

haha those are pretty good warpe.. The first one just seems like it would make a big mess... I Guess thier reaction would be pretty funny if they heard a loud thump, accompanied by shaving cream being squirted into thier room. But would it really get like deep into the room?

I think the second prank is funnier, cuz people would wake up and freak the fuck out.

For the shaving cream one you need a strong envelope, so it doesn't bust out the sides. Those reinforced bubblepack ones work great...and, yes, it shoots pretty far.

With the pennied door, I've seen guys that had to take their door off the hinges to get out.

Me n 4 friends got pennied into My dorm room one nite while playing Champions (It's like Dungeons and Dragons with Superheroes) and man was it tough. We had to dehinge the door. And of course, the reason we got up and found out about being locked in was cause it was long past time to take a piss.

[a500lbgorilla]

haha those are pretty good warpe.. The first one just seems like it would make a big mess... I Guess thier reaction would be pretty funny if they heard a loud thump, accompanied by shaving cream being squirted into thier room. But would it really get like deep into the room?

I think the second prank is funnier, cuz people would wake up and freak the fuck out.

For the shaving cream one you need a strong envelope, so it doesn't bust out the sides. Those reinforced bubblepack ones work great...and, yes, it shoots pretty far.

With the pennied door, I've seen guys that had to take their door off the hinges to get out.

Me n 4 friends got pennied into My dorm room one nite while playing Champions (It's like Dungeons and Dragons with Superheroes) and man was it tough. We had to dehinge the door. And of course, the reason we got up and found out about being locked in was cause it was long past time to take a piss.

Couldn't your lvl 17 superhero just have rolled a +15 on a d20 to open the door?

[cardsman1992]

I work in a factory, and when I was out on the floor and before you would get in trouble for doing stuff like this, we had a couple of good ones. We used to tell the newbies about the free Birthday Turkeys. Of course they would go up to HR and find out there were none, and they would come back all ticked off.

We make parts here from steel, brass, aluminum, etc. Well we used to use handheld magnets to pick up these parts and put them in boxes. We would send the newbies who had never seen a machine shop before, or were just working while on summer break, to get the "brass magnet". Most of you probably know that brass isn't magnetic and such a thing doesn't exist. Well, most of the guys in the shop were in on it, so they would say they hadn't seen it and send them to another guy. Poor kid would bounce around the whole shop. Then someone would give him a magnet and he would try to pick up parts, and of course it wouldn't work. He would bring it to us and we would pick up some yellow-plated steel parts and say "well it works for me"....and then he would try again. So then we'd say to go put in on the charger. That was a hoot. Finally someone would tell him and he'd want to kill us the rest of the day. I bet we did this 2 or three times every year as initiation.

Can't pick on people at work like this anymore for fear of lawsuits...sad....