Chuck Norris kinda sucks

[metaxy6]

I mean, action stars from the 90's like VanDamme or even Segal would kick his ass. Heads up, I'd even take Jackie Chan. Amiwrong?
He's just a retro fad, like Atari. Much needed because Seagal turned out to a wuss in real life and VanDamme disappeared. And Chan is a goof.
Delta Force is cool and all, but c'mon...
Don't even get me started about Walker, Texas Ranger.
And shouldn't Norditrack infomercials kind of count against a guy's manhood?

[journey075]

segal is such an annoying mf, but id def take jackie chan over him.

[Corey]

he can kick your ass

nuff said

[metaxy6]

segal is such an annoying mf, but id def take jackie chan over him.

totally agreed. and that whole shakedown by the mob was ridiculous. but he did kick some tail.

and yes, i freely admit that chuck norris would kick my ass.
seeing as how i struggled to do 50 pushups a few days ago, that's really not saying much though.

[journey075]

he can kick your ass

nuff said

so could ake. but replace "kick" with "kiss" and "your ass" with "villes penis".

[bigred]

Chuck norssi wones u , wtf is wrong with u, wtF?

[metaxy6]

The point is not that he can beat me in a fight. 'Cuz lets face it, there's not too many people saying stuff like "metaxy6 jumps in the lake but he doesn't get wet, the lake gets metaxy6."
The point is that he's like 60 yo. Sure, he trained with Bruce Lee in the 60's. Cool. He won some martial arts tournaments in the 60's and 70's. Cool. He starred in some decent action flicks in the 70's and 80's. Cool.
Do you notice something ? All that stuff was like 20, 30, 40 years ago.
Mixed martial arts has produced so many people that would whip CN, even the CN of 25-30 years ago.

Also, he's not much of an actor.
Character-wise, if I needed somebody to go on a badass mission for me, I'd choose Jack Bauer - hell I'd choose that chick from Alias - over CN in a heartbeat, unless that mission happened to be releasing POW's from Southeast Asian prison camps...
And, I'll say it again: NORDITRACK.

[ake]

Steven Seagal is the worst actionstar ever, EVER.

Dolph owns them all!

[spoonitnow]

Steven Seagal is the worst actionstar ever, EVER.

Dolph owns them all!

I knowed this damn Russian one time. He spent the night at my barn. I caught him in there with the sheep and I was like "Lookie here Russian. Them's my sheep. Anybody gonna be fucking my sheep, it's gonna be ME."

[THaC]

"You can fuck a million girls, but fuck ONE sheep and you're labeled a sheep fucker."

Poor Dolph.