I feel like an ass

[jmontis]

Ever say something that made you seem like a huge asshole, and not realize it until later? I think it's because I've been around a lot of them lately in the military, and it's rubbing off on me. I never say things like that.

Anyway, I'm making it a point to be nicer to people, lately i've been a real jerk to a lot of people who don't deserve it (some deserve it, there are a lot of dumbasses in the Coast Guard, but not everyone is.) Probably what didn't help is the fact I have a 2am-4am watch tonight while on duty.

[gabe]

im sure there are some hilarious stories that you could share related to this...

[bigred]

If you were in the navy the subject would be the same minus the "like an"

[Irisheyes]

If you were in the navy the subject would be the same minus the "an"

Ha.

Tell us the story j?

[jmontis]

im sure there are some hilarious stories that you could share related to this...

well, I wouldn't even know where to begin. I'll tell you guys this one

So here I am in Training Center Petaluma, California. It's a Coast Guard base that trains non-rate personnel to be "rated" personnel out in the fleet. It's similar to a college campus, but it is a military base with rules. Anyways...

3 Coasties, a girl and 2 guys, decided to have a threesome and video tape it, THEN, here's the kicker, they put it on myspace.com. Yes, I have met this chick and she is nasty. The 2 guys got disenrolled, and the girl is waiting to get sent to a new unit. Basically when you get in deep shit in the military, you become that base's bitch until they figure out what to do with you.

[midas06]

omg sign me up to the coast guard!

[jmontis]

omg sign me up to the coast guard!

lol...

truth is people like that are out of their fuckin minds, and are a total embarassment to the uniforms they wear every day of their time in the Guard.

[Irisheyes]

im sure there are some hilarious stories that you could share related to this...

well, I wouldn't even know where to begin. I'll tell you guys this one

So here I am in Training Center Petaluma, California. It's a Coast Guard base that trains non-rate personnel to be "rated" personnel out in the fleet. It's similar to a college campus, but it is a military base with rules. Anyways...

3 Coasties, a girl and 2 guys, decided to have a threesome and video tape it, THEN, here's the kicker, they put it on myspace.com. Yes, I have met this chick and she is nasty. The 2 guys got disenrolled, and the girl is waiting to get sent to a new unit. Basically when you get in deep shit in the military, you become that base's bitch until they figure out what to do with you.

... so what did you say?

[bigred]

Your story is incorrect. It was 2 guys and one girly guy who had a threesome. And yes, I'm still waiting for a new unit, and what you said to me was really mean and hurt my feelings.

[Grand_MasterB]

Here is my best i feel like an ass story.

I come home for christmas break during my freshman year of college. Now of course i feel like im tough shit because, hey im in college now and on my own. So i see that my younger brother (Soph in High School at the time) has some friends over. They are all watching a movie in the living room. I notice that there are a couple of girls that i dont recognize. So about 30 minutes later they all get up and are going to leave. I see one girl bending down and tying the shoes of another girl. So of course being the smartass that i am i have to say something. So i go over and say "You know you really should learn how to tie your own shoes... it could come in handy some day" and give myself a little laugh because i think im so funny. Well the girl who was getting her shoes tied turns to me and says "Well actually i have cerebral palsy and cant do it myself" and then reveals her hands from behind her back wich were stricken severely. So needless to say i felt like the biggest ass for basically making fun of a poor innocent girl who has a horrible disease. Im pretty sure that locked up my ticket to hell right there.

[shysti]

omg sign me up to the coast guard!

lol...

truth is people like that are out of their fuckin minds, and are a total embarassment to the uniforms they wear every day of their time in the Guard.

You think that's bad try being in the Army for 6 years and living in the barracks with the crazy shit that goes on there. You talk about a college dorm the dorms has nothing on the military barracks. People are freaks!

[bigred]

Here is my best i feel like an ass story.

I come home for christmas break during my freshman year of college. Now of course i feel like im tough shit because, hey im in college now and on my own. So i see that my younger brother (Soph in High School at the time) has some friends over. They are all watching a movie in the living room. I notice that there are a couple of girls that i dont recognize. So about 30 minutes later they all get up and are going to leave. I see one girl bending down and tying the shoes of another girl. So of course being the smartass that i am i have to say something. So i go over and say "You know you really should learn how to tie your own shoes... it could come in handy some day" and give myself a little laugh because i think im so funny. Well the girl who was getting her shoes tied turns to me and says "Well actually i have cerebral palsy and cant do it myself" and then reveals her hands from behind her back wich were stricken severely. So needless to say i felt like the biggest ass for basically making fun of a poor innocent girl who has a horrible disease. Im pretty sure that locked up my ticket to hell right there.

You can share a cell with xxbulletsxx

[Warpe]

I shared that Miss Deaf Texas Killed By Train story with a new girl at my office last week, asking her if I was going to Hell for laughing at it. She says, "That's sad. My sister's deaf."

Doh.

[boost]

I shared that Miss Deaf Texas Killed By Train story with a new girl at my office last week, asking her if I was going to Hell for laughing at it. She says, "That's sad. My sister's deaf."

Doh.

haha .. whoops...

[THaC]

If you were in the navy the subject would be the same minus the "feel" and "an"

FYP

[Demiparadigm]

If you were in the navy the subject would be the same minus the "feel" and "an"

FYP

I was in the Navy for 6 years.




On a Submarine.

tyvm

[Irisheyes]

If you were in the navy the subject would be the same minus the "feel" and "an"

FYP

I was in the Navy for 6 years.




On a Submarine.

tyvm

How often do they put you in the barrell? I heard its once a week if you're new on that sub.