ilikeaces86 and Bmxicles hand vs Phil Helmuth on 50-100 NL

[andy-akb]

Apparently this was ilikeaces over at UB against Phil Hellmuth:

Hand #30428671-9221 at Waterbury (No Limit Hold'em)
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Started at 29/Mar/06 04:32:43

PhilHellmuth is at seat 0 with $23009.
gandi9 is at seat 1 with $11844.
thepowerofPU is at seat 2 with $2080.
TossiM is at seat 3 with $19588.
moony1 is at seat 4 with $12040.
farmedfish is at seat 5 with $4791.
The button is at seat 3.

moony1 posts the small blind of $50.
farmedfish posts the big blind of $100.
(thepowerofPU did not post OT, is sitting out.)

PhilHellmuth: -- --
gandi9: -- --
TossiM: -- --
moony1: -- --
farmedfish: -- --

Pre-flop:

PhilHellmuth calls. gandi9 folds. TossiM calls.
moony1 calls. farmedfish raises to $450.
PhilHellmuth calls. TossiM calls. moony1 calls.

Flop (board: Qs 4d 5c):

moony1 checks. farmedfish bets $900. PhilHellmuth
calls. TossiM folds. moony1 folds.

Turn (board: Qs 4d 5c 8s):

farmedfish bets $1700. PhilHellmuth calls.

River (board: Qs 4d 5c 8s 6c):

farmedfish goes all-in for $1741. PhilHellmuth calls.




Showdown:

farmedfish shows Qh Qd.
farmedfish has Qh Qd Qs 8s 6c: three queens.
PhilHellmuth shows 2h 3h.
PhilHellmuth has 2h 3h 4d 5c 6c: straight, six high.


Hand #30428671-9221 Summary:

$2 is raked from a pot of $10482.
PhilHellmuth wins $10480 with straight, six high.
We are waiting for farmedfish to rebuy

Haha, so I guess there are donks playing at all the levels.

[zenbitz]

Phil does not have the implied odds vs. short stack...

[Renton]

that was probably the worst I've ever seen phil play.

[ilikeaces86]

Apparently this was ilikeaces over at UB against Phil Hellmuth:

Hand #30428671-9221 at Waterbury (No Limit Hold'em)
Powered by UltimateBet
Started at 29/Mar/06 04:32:43

PhilHellmuth is at seat 0 with $23009.
gandi9 is at seat 1 with $11844.
thepowerofPU is at seat 2 with $2080.
TossiM is at seat 3 with $19588.
moony1 is at seat 4 with $12040.
farmedfish is at seat 5 with $4791.
The button is at seat 3.

moony1 posts the small blind of $50.
farmedfish posts the big blind of $100.
(thepowerofPU did not post OT, is sitting out.)

PhilHellmuth: -- --
gandi9: -- --
TossiM: -- --
moony1: -- --
farmedfish: -- --

Pre-flop:

PhilHellmuth calls. gandi9 folds. TossiM calls.
moony1 calls. farmedfish raises to $450.
PhilHellmuth calls. TossiM calls. moony1 calls.

Flop (board: Qs 4d 5c):

moony1 checks. farmedfish bets $900. PhilHellmuth
calls. TossiM folds. moony1 folds.

Turn (board: Qs 4d 5c 8s):

farmedfish bets $1700. PhilHellmuth calls.

River (board: Qs 4d 5c 8s 6c):

farmedfish goes all-in for $1741. PhilHellmuth calls.




Showdown:

farmedfish shows Qh Qd.
farmedfish has Qh Qd Qs 8s 6c: three queens.
PhilHellmuth shows 2h 3h.
PhilHellmuth has 2h 3h 4d 5c 6c: straight, six high.


Hand #30428671-9221 Summary:

$2 is raked from a pot of $10482.
PhilHellmuth wins $10480 with straight, six high.
We are waiting for farmedfish to rebuy

Haha, so I guess there are donks playing at all the levels.

That was me and Bmxicle. Frickin sucked. I am now down 2k vs helmuth in my lifetime. Mother fucker. I didnt think his range included 23 there. That is why the turn bet was so small b/c if he had 67 we were gonna go broke but we dominate all other hands. Then he flips 23. lol

[ilikeaces86]

My thoughts on what was going thru his mind.

Phil: 23 suited hmm Ill limp utg with it since this table always raises preflop and its a monster.... hmm the short stack raised to 450 ... Ill call since I don't have any implied odds since hes so short.... ... yes open ended straight draw, the nutz!(he put his face on his fists like on TV,His knuckles make his double chin ripple over.) Hmm half the pot I have pot odds! Come on 6A 6A 6A! (Turn comes blank) Hmm... he bet more than the correct odds to call but Im a tourney donk I call! River 6 OMG my opponent just went all in and I hit my miracle card!(spins around in chair) I call. Read em and weep u stupid fish.

[PO$$E$$ED]

I think it was more like this-

Phil: 23 suited...hmm I think I'm going to play this hand, I mean for gods sakes I have a 23k stack and I get dealt 23 suited, it can't just be a coincidence, it's a sign from god that this hand's gonna pay off big...besides look at this friggin' shortstack's name, "farmedfish", I mean who does he think he is trying to push me around, I'm Phil Helmuth for gods sakes, 9 TIME WORLD CHAMPION, I'M SO RICH AND SMART I PISS DON PERIGNON, EASY CALL...OH GOD I KNEW IT, UP AND DOWN STRAIGHT DRAW, OH GOD I'M SO EXCITED, I AM SO HITTING THIS DRAW, COME ON 6A6A6A (clicks mouse with penis)...hmm turn's a blank, NOT THAT IT MATTERS BECAUSE I'M PHIL HELMUTH BABY, I HIT DRAWS LIKE I HIT MY WIFE, YEAAAHH, CALL...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MADE MY STRAIGHT OH GOD THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN SEX, PAY ME OFF YOU STUPID FISH, HAHAHAHA I AM THE GREATEST MAN TO HAVE EVER STEPPED FOOT ON THIS PLANET...dammit Phil has stained himself once again and needs to change his underwear...

[Bmxicle]

I think it was more like this-

Phil: 23 suited...hmm I think I'm going to play this hand, I mean for gods sakes I have a 23k stack and I get dealt 23 suited, it can't just be a coincidence, it's a sign from god that this hand's gonna pay off big...besides look at this friggin' shortstack's name, "farmedfish", I mean who does he think he is trying to push me around, I'm Phil Helmuth for gods sakes, 9 TIME WORLD CHAMPION, I'M SO RICH AND SMART I PISS DON PERIGNON, EASY CALL...OH GOD I KNEW IT, UP AND DOWN STRAIGHT DRAW, OH GOD I'M SO EXCITED, I AM SO HITTING THIS DRAW, COME ON 6A6A6A (clicks mouse with penis)...hmm turn's a blank, NOT THAT IT MATTERS BECAUSE I'M PHIL HELMUTH BABY, I HIT DRAWS LIKE I HIT MY WIFE, YEAAAHH, CALL...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MADE MY STRAIGHT OH GOD THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN SEX, PAY ME OFF YOU STUPID FISH, HAHAHAHA I AM THE GREATEST MAN TO HAVE EVER STEPPED FOOT ON THIS PLANET...dammit Phil has stained himself once again and needs to change his underwear...

hahahahahahahaha that was way better than ilikeaces's

[drmcboy]

Thread of the year, call the voting off.

[Bmxicle]

I think it was more like this-

Phil: 23 suited...hmm I think I'm going to play this hand, I mean for gods sakes I have a 23k stack and I get dealt 23 suited, it can't just be a coincidence, it's a sign from god that this hand's gonna pay off big...besides look at this friggin' shortstack's name, "farmedfish", I mean who does he think he is trying to push me around, I'm Phil Helmuth for gods sakes, 9 TIME WORLD CHAMPION, I'M SO RICH AND SMART I PISS DON PERIGNON, EASY CALL...OH GOD I KNEW IT, UP AND DOWN STRAIGHT DRAW, OH GOD I'M SO EXCITED, I AM SO HITTING THIS DRAW, COME ON 6A6A6A (clicks mouse with penis)...hmm turn's a blank, NOT THAT IT MATTERS BECAUSE I'M PHIL HELMUTH BABY, I HIT DRAWS LIKE I HIT MY WIFE, YEAAAHH, CALL...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MADE MY STRAIGHT OH GOD THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN SEX, PAY ME OFF YOU STUPID FISH, HAHAHAHA I AM THE GREATEST MAN TO HAVE EVER STEPPED FOOT ON THIS PLANET...dammit Phil has stained himself once again and needs to change his underwear...

hahahahahahahaha that was way better than ilikeaces's

Damn i'm getting alot of value out of my 2k, i keep reading this and i keep laughing.

[Rondavu]

NH PO$$E$$ED. You are a god of comedy sir. It's funny because it's true. He actually did click the mouse with his penis.

[zenbitz]

Since we have his contact info (we interviewed him) can we email him this thread?
If he's a man, he'd laugh right along with us.

[ttanaka]

LOL - I don't think that would be a good idea in case we can get further interviews or whatever from Phil. Anyway, our communication w/ Phil was through his representation, so I don't think this thread would pass.

Can't believe that ridiculous play.

[midas06]

hahahah high five po$$e$$ed

[drmcboy]

I HIT DRAWS LIKE I HIT MY WIFE

just wow!

[SonOfAkira]

NH PO$$E$$ED. You are a god of comedy sir. It's funny because it's true. He actually did click the mouse with his penis.

See, when possessed had the threads about crashing his SUV into his other SUV and holla if you a balla and the like, everybody ragged on him and said callous things like, 'you're not black' and other tripe, and no one seemed to recognize the comedic aptitude nor irony nor tongue-in-cheek attitude of those. I thought they were hilarious. Some people owe him an apology. Nh on this one, brilliant.

[Laeelin]

Since we have his contact info (we interviewed him) can we email him this thread?
If he's a man, he'd laugh right along with us.

No need.

I'm sure he has "Phil Hellmouth" as a saved search in google.

[ilikeaces86]

[Dislexsik]

LMFAO that pic is funny!

[midas06]

that gusy s fucking douche. fuck helmuth and his luckbox 4 outers mf

[jmontis]

HAH, after busting out of the 20k Guar't this is exactly what I needed

[jmontis]

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I know tommyboy in that pic, he's probably one of the best limit players on the net.