PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (7 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

BB ($19.50)
Hero ($40.45)
MP1 ($24.05)
MP2 ($25.25)
CO ($14.55)
Button ($3.50)
SB ($5.40)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q, Q.
Hero raises to $1.25, MP1 raises to $3, 5 folds

(Uh, oh, VPIP of 8%...this guy is as tight as they come. Probably has AA, KK or AK but I decide to call anyways and see if I can hit my flop. )

Hero calls $1.75.

Flop: ($6.35) 5, 4, J (2 players)

(OK, let's see where I am at...I've got the Q flush draw and if he takes me all in that means he doesn't have a club and wants to make me pay for drawing).

Hero bets $5.5

MP1 raises to $21.05,

(Uh, oh. Just as I suspected...he most likely doesn't have a club and he has either AA, KK. I was in this exact same situation the other day but I had KK and did the same thing. Of course, I lost my stack to the QQ who sucked out a flush on the river. Is it my turn? Is this revenge time? Well, I know I'm behind, but what are the odds that he doesn't have the A or K of clubs and another one will come? Ah, wtf, my ears are growing and I'm starting to "heehaw" like a donkey. Besides, I know 8% VPIP means he is bluffing so that makes this a 100% sure thing...lol).

Hero calls $15.55.

Turn: ($48.45) T (2 players)

River: ($48.45) ?????

Final Pot: $48.45

Results in white below:
Hero has Qd Qc (flush, queen high).
MP1 has Kh Ks (one pair, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $48.45.

Villain then told me he "read me like a book" and berated me for a while. He was steaming hot mad...man, that felt GOOOOOOOD to be the donk for once.