I heard Fnord was a fish.

[mxiu]

Is this true?

[Lukie]

Most definately.

Also, Lukie is a donkey.


One more thing, only one of these statements is true.

[mxiu]

Most definately.

Also, Lukie is a donkey.


One more thing, only one of these statements is true.

you're not helpin me out here. now i have to wonder if you're a donkey.

[Lukie]

POKERSTARS GAME #4069569268: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/02/23 - 05:34:59 (ET)
Table 'Antielus' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: BadBeatsRus2 ($82 in chips)
Seat 2: Lukieplaya ($210.30 in chips)
Seat 3: jacob_BU ($19.25 in chips)
Seat 4: paservant ($177.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Neutron Girl ($92 in chips)
Seat 7: Ceda33 ($31.40 in chips)
Seat 8: slickster998 ($100.75 in chips)
Seat 9: Pidasso ($81.90 in chips)
Neutron Girl: posts small blind $0.50
Ceda33: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Ac Ah]
Ceda33 said, "8 3"
slickster998: folds
Pidasso: folds
BadBeatsRus2: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $3 to $4
jacob_BU: folds
paservant: calls $4
Neutron Girl: folds
Ceda33: raises $27.40 to $31.40 and is all-in
Lukieplaya: calls $27.40
paservant: calls $27.40
*** FLOP *** [6d Td 7d]
Ceda33 said, "8 3"
Lukieplaya: bets $178.90 and is all-in
paservant: calls $146.10 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [6d Td 7d] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [6d Td 7d 4d] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [Ac Ah] (a pair of Aces)
paservant: shows [8d Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
paservant collected $292.20 from side pot
Ceda33: shows [8s 3h] (a pair of Eights)
paservant collected $91.70 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $386.90 Main pot $91.70. Side pot $292.20. | Rake $3
Board [6d Td 7d 4d 8h]
Seat 1: BadBeatsRus2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Lukieplaya showed [Ac Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: jacob_BU folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: paservant (button) showed [8d Ad] and won ($383.90) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: Neutron Girl (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Ceda33 (big blind) showed [8s 3h] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 8: slickster998 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Pidasso folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[mxiu]

okay. you can be the donkey with bad luck. =D

[Fnord]

Is this true?

It depends if you play better than me or not.

[mxiu]

Is this true?

It depends if you play better than me or not.

i play better than you on steroids.

so is it true?

[Fnord]

It depends if you play better than me or not.

i play better than you on steroids.

so is it true?

If by being a fish, you mean losing money, then you're very wrong.

If by being a fish, you mean a pretty good HU/SH player could rip me a new one, you're right.

[mxiu]

It depends if you play better than me or not.

i play better than you on steroids.

so is it true?

If by being a fish, you mean losing money, then you're very wrong.

If by being a fish, you mean a pretty good HU/SH player could rip me a new one, you're right.

....so you're a fish right?

[a500lbgorilla]

It depends if you play better than me or not.

i play better than you on steroids.

so is it true?

If by being a fish, you mean losing money, then you're very wrong.

If by being a fish, you mean a pretty good HU/SH player could rip me a new one, you're right.

....so you're a fish right?

He uses logic and good poker skills to mask his fishiness.

[mxiu]

well, as long as i heard right, and he really is a fish, ty.

[midas06]

Where'd all this come from?

[mxiu]

Where'd all this come from?

you must be new here.

[midas06]

Is it that obvious?

[mxiu]

the rabbit afro makes it quite obvious actually.

[Warpe]

Is this true?

It's an image he likes to encourage.

[mxiu]

Is this true?

It's an image he likes to encourage.

are you really a hot girl?

[UG]

I am really Johnny Bravo.

[mxiu]

can i have your autograph?

[Warpe]

Is this true?

It's an image he likes to encourage.

are you really a hot girl?

Um...er...yeah...yeah, that's it. Wanna cyber?

[mxiu]

asl? pix?

[a500lbgorilla]

asl? pix?

plz play werewolf.

[Fnord]

I heard that Mxiu likes to sit at the same table as Fnord and Lukie and go on wild monkey tilt. I also hear Fnord likes to take position on TAggs who go on monkey tilt. Next time you feel like donking off a couple buy-ins send one of them my way.

k thnx

[gabe]

bizwnd

[a500lbgorilla]

I heard that Mxiu likes to sit at the same table as Fnord and Lukie and go on wild monkey tilt. I also hear Fnord likes to take position on TAggs who go on monkey tilt. Next time you feel like donking off a couple buy-ins send one of them my way.

k thnx

-80 bb/100 is def variance. His true winrate is ATLEAST double that.

[mxiu]

well, to save myself at least a little dignity, one was set over set, another was a straight flush draw that got it in the middle on the flop, the rest were terrible plays and tilt.

but... fnord is still a fish right?

[mxiu]

...and did you really need to post that? im feel sick looking at it =[

i really would appreciate it if you took it down though.

[bigred]

...and did you really need to post that? im feel sick looking at it =[

i really would appreciate it if you took it down though.

Fnord's new sig, amirite?

[Irisheyes]

I heard that Mxiu likes to sit at the same table as Fnord and Lukie and go on wild monkey tilt. I also hear Fnord likes to take position on TAggs who go on monkey tilt. Next time you feel like donking off a couple buy-ins send one of them my way.

k thnx

-80 bb/100 is def variance. His true winrate is ATLEAST double that.

Ya def running hot mxiu.

Sig it.

[a500lbgorilla]

...and did you really need to post that? im feel sick looking at it =[

i really would appreciate it if you took it down though.

Play the werewolf game maybe?

[Demiparadigm]

If by being a fish, you mean a pretty good HU/SH player could rip me a new one, you're right.

Hi.


I heard I was a fish. Every day I play NL, in fact.

[Fnord]

another was a straight flush draw that got it in the middle on the flop

...in an unraised pot against a donk who would have paid off big if you hit. You're not regularly playing against guys who raise and fold to a push, stop that.

[bigred]

Intelligent + poker chat in the commune?

Strike 1.

[Lukie]

POKERSTARS GAME #4581100083: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/04/10 - 07:45:44 (ET)
Table 'Scutum III' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: danuk ($97.60 in chips)
Seat 3: sporadic ($104.50 in chips)
Seat 4: Enzoenzini ($100 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($104.05 in chips)
Seat 6: Fnord ($144.90 in chips)
Seat 7: Majin Legacy ($112.15 in chips)
Seat 8: ouya22 ($25.95 in chips)
Seat 9: berggren ($102.35 in chips)
Fnord: posts small blind $0.50
Majin Legacy: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [9s Ks]
ouya22: folds
ThE MyZeR has returned
berggren: folds
danuk: folds
sporadic: folds
Enzoenzini: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $2.50 to $3.50
Fnord: raises $8.50 to $12
Majin Legacy: folds
Lukieplaya: calls $8.50
*** FLOP *** [8c 7s Kd]
Fnord: checks
Lukieplaya: checks
*** TURN *** [8c 7s Kd] [3s]
Fnord: checks
Lukieplaya: bets $15
Fnord: calls $15
*** RIVER *** [8c 7s Kd 3s] [3d]
Fnord: checks
Lukieplaya said, "you have QQ but this is outta respect"
Lukieplaya: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Fnord: shows [Qs Qd] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
Lukieplaya: shows [9s Ks] (two pair, Kings and Threes)
Lukieplaya collected $52.35 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $55 | Rake $2.65
Board [8c 7s Kd 3s 3d]
Seat 2: danuk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: sporadic folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Enzoenzini folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya (button) showed [9s Ks] and won ($52.35) with two pair, Kings and Threes
Seat 6: Fnord (small blind) showed [Qs Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Threes
Seat 7: Majin Legacy (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: ouya22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: berggren folded before Flop (didn't bet)

edit: edited out fnord's ps name

[midas06]

Sexy read

[UG]

...and did you really need to post that? im feel sick looking at it =[

i really would appreciate it if you took it down though.

Fnord's new sig, amirite?

hilarious comedy

[UG]

This went from a very silly/stupid thread to being one of the best threads FTR has ever seen with a quickness.

[Lukie]

This went from a very silly/stupid thread to being one of the best threads FTR has ever seen with a quickness.

haha yeah, when fnord strikes back, it's quick, and it's brutal.

[PO$$E$$ED]

I herd that Fnord is a werewolf

[ProZachNation]

I herd that Fnord is a werewolf

Hes really an Angel....

[Lukie]

mxiu calling out one of the most respected posters on the board really makes you look like a fool. He's also a very solid player.

Don't kill the messenger... just saying it like it is.

[mxiu]

mxiu calling out one of the most respected posters on the board really makes you look like a fool. He's also a very solid player.

Don't kill the messenger... just saying it like it is.

Calling out one of the most respected players?

That's fucking ridiculous. Fnord gives out the BEST advice (IMO), and replies most often to threads that are helpful to me. I can definitely say he's on of my biggest influences on this site. This is the first time i've strayed off from the regular boards and gone into the lounge to do a bit of socializing in a humourous way. (Obviously, he's probably one of the last people I would truly call a fish on this site) I really enjoy the little community you guys have here, but this thread seems to just show that a bunch of you really like picking on others with an elitist attitude.

Before today, I really gave FTR a lot more respect than the "main" poker board 2+2. Whether your replies are still in good humour or not, I have already specifically stated I didn't enjoy the way the thread was going, but that obviously didn't stop any of you.

Hopefully I can find another poker forum I thought this once was.

[Warpe]

I have already specifically stated I didn't enjoy the way the thread was going, but that obviously didn't stop any of you.

Re-laaaaax. You started a silly thread and got it turned around on you, so suck it up, lol, nh, gg, move on...

[a500lbgorilla]

But mxiu was my new favorite poster.

[Warpe]

But mxiu was my new favorite poster.

You're SO fickle.

[Lukie]

mxiu calling out one of the most respected posters on the board really makes you look like a fool. He's also a very solid player.

Don't kill the messenger... just saying it like it is.

Calling out one of the most respected players?

That's fucking ridiculous. Fnord gives out the BEST advice (IMO), and replies most often to threads that are helpful to me. I can definitely say he's on of my biggest influences on this site. This is the first time i've strayed off from the regular boards and gone into the lounge to do a bit of socializing in a humourous way. (Obviously, he's probably one of the last people I would truly call a fish on this site) I really enjoy the little community you guys have here, but this thread seems to just show that a bunch of you really like picking on others with an elitist attitude.

Before today, I really gave FTR a lot more respect than the "main" poker board 2+2. Whether your replies are still in good humour or not, I have already specifically stated I didn't enjoy the way the thread was going, but that obviously didn't stop any of you.

Hopefully I can find another poker forum I thought this once was.

Sry man you seemed really serious.. must have misread you. My apologies.

[UG]

wow I went to bed last night and thought this thread couldn't get any better, but by golly it did


comedy gold, comedy gold

[UG]

mxiu calling out one of the most respected posters on the board really makes you look like a fool. He's also a very solid player.

Don't kill the messenger... just saying it like it is.

Calling out one of the most respected players?

That's fucking ridiculous. Fnord gives out the BEST advice (IMO), and replies most often to threads that are helpful to me. I can definitely say he's on of my biggest influences on this site. This is the first time i've strayed off from the regular boards and gone into the lounge to do a bit of socializing in a humourous way. (Obviously, he's probably one of the last people I would truly call a fish on this site) I really enjoy the little community you guys have here, but this thread seems to just show that a bunch of you really like picking on others with an elitist attitude.

Before today, I really gave FTR a lot more respect than the "main" poker board 2+2. Whether your replies are still in good humour or not, I have already specifically stated I didn't enjoy the way the thread was going, but that obviously didn't stop any of you.

Hopefully I can find another poker forum I thought this once was.

You came here to intentionally push people's buttons. What, you didn't think some people from FTR would push back (IN GOOD FUN, and in good comedy)? C'mon, you called out (and semi-flamed) one of the most well-known and well-respected posters in all of FTR....what did you *think* would happen?

[Fnord]

Lukieplaya: raises $2.50 to $3.50
Fnord: raises $8.50 to $12
Majin Legacy: folds
Lukieplaya: calls $8.50
*** FLOP *** [8c 7s Kd]
Fnord: checks
Lukieplaya: checks
*** TURN *** [8c 7s Kd] [3s]
Fnord: checks
Lukieplaya: bets $15
Fnord: calls $15
*** RIVER *** [8c 7s Kd 3s] [3d]
Fnord: checks
Lukieplaya said, "you have QQ but this is outta respect"
Lukieplaya: checks

Didn't see the comment at the time, if you did do it in real time, impressive (will check my HH.) Wasn't sure how I was going to play the river, probably fold as you would check a lot of marginal stuff behind.

I put you on something like Ax, sc, pocket pair. Didn't think the King hit you, didn't want to go to war. So I checked to induce. When you checked behind I expected to see something like TT/99.

[bluey]

Didn't see the comment at the time, if you did do it in real time, impressive (will check my HH.)

he did

[Fnord]

Didn't see the comment at the time, if you did do it in real time, impressive (will check my HH.)

he did

Yet another reason I need to stop playing at PS...

[bluey]

ya

[Miffed22001]

I am really Johnny Bravo.

NO!
I AM JOHNNY BRAVO!

if you disagree with me ill start a second flaming war with you

[Fnord]

A couple great hands from the same table...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG+1 ($36.85)
MP1 ($103.10)
MP2 (SuperDonk) ($256.95)
MP3 ($100)
CO (Lukie) ($104.05)
Fnord ($99.90)
SB ($112.65)
BB ($27.45)
UTG ($103.85)

Preflop: Fnord is Button with T, A.
3 folds, MP2 (SuperDonk) calls $1, 1 fold, CO (Lukie) raises to $5, Fnord raises to $15, 2 folds, MP2 (SuperDonk) folds, CO (Lukie) folds.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($102.10)
UTG (SuperDonk) ($255.95)
UTG+1 ($100)
MP1 (Lukie) ($101.55)
Fnord ($107.40)
CO ($112.15)
Button ($25.95)
SB ($102.85)

Preflop: Fnord is MP2 with Q, Q.
UTG (SuperDonk) calls $1, 1 fold, MP1 (Lukie) raises to $5, Fnord calls $5, 4 folds, UTG (SuperDonk) calls $4.

Flop: ($16.50) 7, 3, T (3 players)
SuperDonk checks, Lukie checks, Fnord bets $10, SuperDonk calls $10, Lukie folds.

Turn: ($36.50) 5 (2 players)
SuperDonk checks, Fnord bets $20, SuperDonk calls $20.

River: ($76.50) 3 (2 players)
SuperDonk checks, Fnord checks.

Final Pot: $76.50

Results:
SuperDonk has 8s 9d (one pair, threes).
Fnord has Qh Qs (two pair, queens and threes).
Outcome: Fnord wins $76.50.

[midas06]

softplay ftw

[Lukie]

Lukie wanting to play the horrible donkey in position instead of fnord out of position FTW

[Lukie]

Lukieplaya: raises $2.50 to $3.50
Fnord: raises $8.50 to $12
Majin Legacy: folds
Lukieplaya: calls $8.50
*** FLOP *** [8c 7s Kd]
Fnord: checks
Lukieplaya: checks
*** TURN *** [8c 7s Kd] [3s]
Fnord: checks
Lukieplaya: bets $15
Fnord: calls $15
*** RIVER *** [8c 7s Kd 3s] [3d]
Fnord: checks
Lukieplaya said, "you have QQ but this is outta respect"
Lukieplaya: checks

Didn't see the comment at the time, if you did do it in real time, impressive (will check my HH.) Wasn't sure how I was going to play the river, probably fold as you would check a lot of marginal stuff behind.

I put you on something like Ax, sc, pocket pair. Didn't think the King hit you, didn't want to go to war. So I checked to induce. When you checked behind I expected to see something like TT/99.

My reasoning for checking behind at the time was that I thought there was a chance that I could get some value out of QQ (which I was pretty confident you had at the time, hence my comment), but that's it. Realistically though I think you fold QQ there to a meaningful bet.

There's also the issue of getting blown off the best hand, getting c/c'd by a better hand (weirdly played AK maybe), etc. I also badly wanted to show that hand down. People seeing me with K9s there is very very +ev.

[Fnord]

Lukie wanting to play the horrible donkey in position instead of fnord out of position FTW

Yeah, the re-raise was a little reminder that you can't go too crazy with the iso-raises. Got to share with the guys behind you.

[Lukie]

Nonsense. I knew you were full of shit and was seriously considering putting in a third raise with my J8s. I opted for the auto-fold button instead...

[Fnord]

I knew you were full of shit.

Full of shit?!?!?! It was a clear value raise! :P

[Lukie]

haha, at one point I was just jacking it up with any 2 cards that looked somewhat pretty when it was just him in the pot. It didn't work out super successful, but that's the kind of situation where often times I'll grind away at their stack, and then they play back at me and I have something like TPTK and I get the rest...

No reason to get tangled up with you there, I think you are going to have something reasonable there everytime and sometimes a monster. Not worth the risk/reward thought to find out, especially OOP.

BTW, I think I should have put that baby in second gear, I chased that guy away after the 10th or so time I raised his limp.