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 Told my Ex-GF a Joke
Last night whilst banging my ex's best friend, I discovered that she is dating a 34 year old (she's 20). Now, this isn't such a big deal, except that he's married/seperated, his wife moves in and out with him all the time, etc etc. Now personally, I don't really care, but she gave me hell the whole time I was with her, so I had to give her hell back.
So, in a Waffle House at about 2 am, I call her voicemail and leave a message, "Hey it's Jesse, I just heard a funny joke and had to tell somebody. How's your buddy downstairs a lot like Ronald McDonald? He likes 34 year old meat between 20 year old buns."
The best friend/ex-roommate of mine (and current roommate of the ex) was a good lay, however. +EP
Edit: I made no sense. My ex is dating the 34 year old married guy. Her best friend and roommate is who I was banging.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
