Everybody has a price

[supermoneyz1]

I was reading the story Russian Roulette, and it got me to start thinking about stuff that I would of never ever consider doing unless I was given the right price.
Heres my list..(some things might be disturbing)
If you have any friends who will pay these prices pm me.

Disfigurement
Chop off a finger: 3,000,000
Chop off one arm: 15,000,000
Chop off my legs: no price
Chop off my penis: holy cow, 50,000,000.

Related to sex
Sex w/ really ugly fat girl = 25,000 or more.
Sex w/ another man= 500,000 or more (does this mean im gay?)


Gambling
Game of Russian Roulette: 5,000,000 or more

Killing
Killling my parents quickly: 50 billion
Torturing my parents to death: no price, never do it
Torturing a child I know to death: no price, never do it
Torturing a child I dont know to death: 50 billion (probally die of guilt)

Feel free to make you're own list. I will add stuff to mine as time goes on.

[Muxy]

Disfigurement
Chop off a finger: 10k Pinky 100k Index
Chop off one arm: 1 Mill
Chop off my legs: 2 mill
Chop off my penis: 5 mill
Related to sex
Sex w/ really ugly fat girl = 1k or more.
Sex w/ another man= 1 million or more (does this mean im gay?)


Gambling
Game of Russian Roulette: 1,000,000 or more

Killing
Killling my parents quickly: Thursday McDeal
Torturing my parents to death: Thursday McDeal Upsized w/ a milkshake
Torturing a child I know to death: 10 coupon to taco bell
Torturing a child I dont know to death: 6.50 Turbo Buy in

[grnydrowave2]

I would never chop off my penis or legs, play russian roulette, kill my parents, or torture ANYBODY for any price. The other stuff is negotiable.

[BoondockSaint]

How much to drink pee or eat some poo

[boost]

wtf?

why would you chop off your penis for money? why would you want to live? seriously what is wrong with you people?

[supermoneyz1]

How much to drink pee or eat some poo

250,000.

[Irisheyes]

Yo dave I play poker for money and I like my dick.

Shagging fat chicks can actually be fun because you don't give a shit what they think of you in the morning. You can try some new shit.

[DaNutsInYoEye]

Disfigurement
Chop off a finger: Would never do my index finger and definately not my thumb. Possibly my middle, ring or pinky for 3 million+
Pull out a finger nail: 10K a pop
Shave myself bald: 2K

Related to sex
Sex w/ really ugly fat girl: Depends on how ugly and how fat. For slightly overweight and semi-ugly it would only take a case of beer and the promise that no one would ever find out. As the weight and score on the ugly index increased, so would my price.


Anything already mentioned that I didn't address here I don't think I would do for any price.

[elipsesjeff]

Yo dave I play poker for money and I like my dick.

Shagging fat chicks can actually be fun because you don't give a shit what they think of you in the morning. You can try some new shit.

Two Tons of Fun.

[Grand_MasterB]

yeah alot of these prices are way out of line... 3,000,000 for a finger? are you serious? AD&D insurance will only give up to like 100,000 and i think thats about right.

and this sex stuff is just rediculous. I would do the fattest ugliest chick you could find for $200. I mean whats that really matter? Get in... get it done quick.. bam... couple hundy easy. i could probaly fire off in about 5 minutes with some imaginative thinking... $200 for 5 minutes aint bad.

And for all you people who say you would kill someone, especially your parents, thats just fucked up. You know how mentally messed up most people get after they kill someone. I could never kill someone, however i have always wanted to shoot someone.. like be somewhere and witness a horrible crime and just blow some dudes knee to pieces... thats gotta be fun... id do that for free

[samsonite2100]

And for all you people who say you would kill someone, especially your parents, thats just fucked up. You know how mentally messed up most people get after they kill someone. I could never kill someone, however i have always wanted to shoot someone.. like be somewhere and witness a horrible crime and just blow some dudes knee to pieces... thats gotta be fun... id do that for free

Yeah, cause there's nothing fucked up about blowing someone's kneecap off...

[Grand_MasterB]

ok but they were criminals and they will live!

haha both messed up i know

[shysti]

Here's my list:

Assasinate someone with my U.S. Army M21 - Free
Torture a random person - free
Chop off my finger - 100k
chop off my arm - 20 million
chop off my penis - pfsst yeah right

sexually-

have sex with a fat/ugly girl - 200 sounds about right and a six pack of beer
sex with a man -umm 20 million

fart in my grandmother's face - 10k

[gabe]

i would easily take $100k for just a finger.

ITS JUST A FINGER WHATS THE BIG DEAL

[ProZachNation]

Disfigurement
Chop off a finger: pink 5 million, 15 million for finger, 20 million for thumb, I like playing bass
Chop off one arm: never
Chop off my legs: never
Chop off my penis: never

Related to sex
Sex w/ really ugly fat girl = 1,000
Sex w/ another man= 1,000,000 to give or take, 10million to suck him off


Gambling
Game of Russian Roulette: Probably never or 500 million +

Killing
Killling my parents quickly: Never
Torturing my parents to death: Never
Torturing a child I know to death: Nope
Torturing a child I dont know to death: Nope

Kill a homeless person: 10 million

[dev]

Seriously, money isn't worth that much. You're all a bunch of capitalist pigs!!!

[grnydrowave2]

I think sex with a fat ugly chick is almost the same as sex with a man. Sure, my price would be higher, but the gap wouldn't be that wide. Unless you're talking about receiving, that's a whole different story.

[samsonite2100]

I think sex with a fat ugly chick is almost the same as sex with a man.

Then you're almost gay.

[grnydrowave2]

I think sex with a fat ugly chick is almost the same as sex with a man.

Then you're almost gay.

It's unpleasant either way. It would only be gay if you enjoyed it.