First time Going to STrip Club (long)

[supermoneyz1]

(Low content and long.)

Okay so I turned 18 fairly recently soo.. Friday night I headed out with a couple of friends to the local strip club. For few bucks more I got into the VIP section. The club was called DejeVu or something like that

After sitting in the back row of the pole in VIP club… I was getting bored watching. So I asked this REALLY REALLY hot blonde for a lap dance. For like 3-5 mins for 20 bucks (better hourly wage then me!), the girl will take you to this private space and work her magic! Honestly the fucking hottest girl ever. The girl was perfect. No girl can even compare to how hot this blonde was...okay I am done....no I am not... if it matters if you remember Ake's old avatar (hot blonde chick) take that and times it by 1000x and then you are at the level of how hot this girl is. DJ announced that she won some award for being the sexiest something…...

Okay so first part in the private booth we talked first about simple shit like her age, she said she was really stoked to finally leave in like 25 minutes. She had not ate any food, etc. She complimented my appearance and cologne. I told her she was really hot etc... She told me what college she was going to and her age, As song started she took off some of her clothes, she said I could touch her and then she went to work!! Her skin was like super soft and her ass and tits were perfect. She had this really small thong on and her body was flawless. So HOTT...


Anyways, later that night I got 2 other lap dances from these other girls who came up to offer them to me and since I was stupid and new to the strip club I said “sure”, instead of shopping around. Easy to do, when everything’s dark you can not really see their face and they all look pretty hot.

The other 2 girls I got a lap dance from were not even close to being as hot as the first stripper. Plus they were doing freaky shit like biting/touching my nipples, and there bodies had plenty of flaws. Both were a little overweight, one had small tits and both had mediocre outfits that covered too much.

In VIP club there were showers going off every hour and giving out all these free porn videos. I spent about one hour just getting rid of my dollar bills to different girls who would come on stage every song change. One of the girls did like a flip/summersault on to my body and pulled the dollar bill out of mouth with her pussy. ;-D


Point of this post is that this girl is super hot. Like I feel as if I am “in love with a stripper”. I'd cash out like up to 500 bucks to have sex with this girl. Hell I’d probably make it more for one good night. Its not like I can not get laid, but when you have a girl this hot, o man. The hottest girl at my school is like nothing compared to this one. I don’t care if she has sex with multiple guys a night, I'd love to get with this girl. I dropped around 140+ that night paying for my own dances, giving out singles, and giving a few free dances to my friends. It was a great experience.


Okay back to that hot girl …should I...
a.) forget it about it let my excitement die down, and in a week move on to something else
b.) ask her beforehand if she is interested in giving more then a lap dance
c.) offer her a lot of money
d.) girls are not hot, get a hot boy
e.) stop going after stripper girls!
f.) Stop making long stupid post like this and start playing poker. (Get a life)

[Muxy]

Let play

Count the STD's

I will start

Gential Warts known as Sykedupp Disease.

[Lukie]

man up, go back to the strip club, and ask her out on a date.

[theDEEPdish]

Let play

Count the STD's

I will start

Gential Warts known as Sykedupp Disease.

don't be hatin

[vqc]

im sure she would make it 300 just for you, if only she knew how much her hourly rate would skyrocket.

[euphoricism]

im sure she would make it 300 just for you, if only she knew how much her hourly rate would skyrocket.

ROFLMAO. Winnar.

[Seasider]

You just got

[a500lbgorilla]

Strip clubs are lame

[salsa4ever]

ask her if she will consider going further than a lap dance. Expect to pay a fair amount of money. And if she's not up for it, at least you know for sure.

Most exotic dancers I know aren't into giving sex. I mean if they're that good, then they don't need to. If you happen to know them (hey I'm a dancer) you'd find they're just normal girls who have their own boundaries and some do it because they like the performance aspect. But if you don't ask, you don't get... so do it!

And generally, strip club girls will not go out on a date with patrons because it's just unprofessional, ruins the fantasy they're trying to create, and works against their self-interest.

[samsonite2100]

Strip clubs are lame

Plus, most strippers (or at least most strippers I've encountered), have some history of sexual abuse, or are drug addicts, or are just plain old-fashioned crazy. Or some combination thereof. Add in the STD factor, the possibility of getting taken for a ride or shaken down for your money, and I think you're better off letting the fantasy remain a fantasy.

Finally, if you do get her to have sex with you, do not take her to your place.

[Lukie]

And generally, strip club girls will not go out on a date with patrons because it's just unprofessional, ruins the fantasy they're trying to create, and works against their self-interest.

I agree, but mostly for different reasons. Not that what you said doesn't apply (and obviously it's different on a case by case basis.)

If you told me a tall, good looking, smooth, confident, well-dressed guy couldn't walk into a strip bar and pick some.. employees.. up, I'd tell you that you're crazy.

[PO$$E$$ED]

Instead of spending your money getting lap dances from strippers, why don't you pay that $500 you promised to the winner of the avatar contest, superscumbagz111?

[Lukie]

Instead of spending your money getting lap dances from strippers, why don't you pay that $500 you promised to the winner of the avatar contest, superscumbagz111?

holy shit didnt realize it was the same guy

i agree

[supermoneyz1]

I agree stop being a douche bag and send the money

[bluey]

I agree stop being a douche bag and send the money

[Xianti]

{Locked}

...before the flaming gets worse.