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    Default Why I love gabe

    1) He's without doubt the funniest poster on FTR
    2) He's a genuinely nice guy
    3) He's always there when a friend needs him
    4) He's a good & creative player


    Keep them coming, no haters in this thread please

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    wow what a great turn of events!

    thanks for making my day ake, it takes a special person to do such a thing
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    you're welcome buddy. Oh and more people who like gabe should post here..doesnt matter if you just repeat what I said, as long as you're sincere
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    i like gabe becuase he is my poker brother.
    nuff said.
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    I love bald people, therefore i love gabe.
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    Gabe, you've truly been an inspiration for me since I started posting on this board a year ago, especially since you started playing 6-max. When I post a hand I always expect a quality answer from you, and everytime you answer I get it. Keep up the posting!

    Much love!
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    worst thread evar
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    i love gabe because his semen tastes like delicious raspberries
    My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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    gabe is a stuipid piece of shit. everytime i've traded 10% w/ him in a tournament he busts in the first level


    j/k, i love you buddy (you do bust in the first level though)
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    himself fucker.
    I love gabe becuase he's able to overcome his UVa-ness to be kinda cool.
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    i hate gabe becasue his avatar is crap

    seriously...
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    i luv gabe cuz his words per post is teh lowest but the content is teh highest.

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    I love gabe in ways none of you can imagine (except for nutsinbro)

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    lol, is this the North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes?

    DAMN, IM AT THE WRONG NAMBLA!!
    My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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    he wrote that awesome 6 max guide like I told him too.
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    Gabe is cool cuz he can beat .25/.5 on Prima Network.


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    seriously can we delete this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by drmcboy
    he wrote that awesome 6 max guide like I told him too.
    oh shit, i wrote it just forgot to post it let me get right to that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    seriously can we delete this thread
    Why I love Gabe > Lukie's thread of randomness

    y/n?
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    i love gabe because he helped me get good at MTTs.

    gabe rocks.

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...975&highlight=

    derp
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    this thread >>>>>>>>>> lukie's
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    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    i love gabe because he helped me get good at MTTs.

    gabe rocks.

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...975&highlight=

    gabe has still not attained shemale love becuase he has never helped me get good at mtts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by drmcboy
    he wrote that awesome 6 max guide like I told him too.
    oh shit, i wrote it just forgot to post it let me get right to that...
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    i love gabe cause he blows dead bears!
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    hold on dthorne
    you didnt win the other night

    therefore like gabe you suck ass

    do you see why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chardrian
    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    i love gabe because he helped me get good at MTTs.

    gabe rocks.

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...975&highlight=

    gabe has still not attained shemale love becuase he has never helped me get good at mtts.
    aww cmon, you were once a newbie and i argued with you about something and then you ended up winning lots of money eventually!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    hold on dthorne
    you didnt win the other night

    therefore like gabe you suck ass

    do you see why?
    sorry.

    i couldn't help it.
    derp
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    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    hold on dthorne
    you didnt win the other night

    therefore like gabe you suck ass

    do you see why?
    sorry.

    i couldn't help it.
    yes you could

    fish

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    I love gabe because I can never tell if he's being funny or stupid or both. Keep up the good work.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    I want to give a shoutout to gabe for being such a funny poster, nice guy, a friend to me, being a great player, and taking time out of his busy schedule to help me with my poker game whenever I so rudely send him unedited HH's for review.

    Gabe, this one's on me. *holds bottle of aquafina really high in respect, erm... yeah*
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    i appreciate all nice things said about me in this thread

    i have mentally noted each and everyone of you
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    Gabe, as a sign of respect, I present to you this digital trophy. It is my hope that you proudly sport it in your signature for years to come.

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    i don't like gabe cause i havn't destacked him yet
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    i like gabe because if you take the be off the end of his name he is GA
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    gabe makes me laugh every time he puts his fingers to his keyboard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    lol, is this the North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes?

    DAMN, IM AT THE WRONG NAMBLA!!
    north american man and boy love association FTW
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    I love Gabe because if you flop a set against him all you have to do is check to him twice and you'll have his stack.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    I love Gabe because if you flop bottom pair against him all you have to do is check to him twice and you'll have his stack.
    FYP

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    hey bob, ship it back
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    i like gabe because he made lie 17k in mar and i want to know how he did it
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    This is the "why I love gabe" thread, not the "why I like gabe thread". I love gabe because he's just so damned sexy.
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    gabe stop ducking me and I'll love you even more
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    He taught me to play MTT's and all of a sudden I won $6k. I think I sent him $10 for his assistance

    Now you can teach me to own nl1k even better, k? Lets race to 100k a month gabe! Sidebets?
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    As long as he focuses on how to give Iwind your stack instead of how to call down Iwind's bluffs with low pocket pairs that sounds like an awesome idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pingviini
    He taught me to play MTT's and all of a sudden I won $6k. I think I sent him $10 for his assistance

    Now you can teach me to own nl1k even better, k? Lets race to 100k a month gabe! Sidebets?
    what do you have in mind?
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    I'm very dissapointed that boost hasn't written a serious post in this thread, how do you feel about it gabe?
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    i love gabe because he helped me learn to be creative when thinking about why i bet or check or bluff, and he goes to UVa, and he is funny.
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    Hey ping, don't wanna go too much ot in this thread but..wth, its MY thread

    are you doing any travelling in europe between late june -> late july?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ake
    Hey ping, don't wanna go too much ot in this thread but..wth, its MY thread

    are you doing any travelling in europe between late june -> late july?
    Actually I am. I have tickets for wc2006 matches on june 25th and july 8th, both in stuttgart. I have no plans what I am going to do between those matches. After that I might be going to usa but I am not sure about that yet. I come to chat to you sometime about your plans. lets leave this thread to gabe, a man that everybody loves!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by Pingviini
    He taught me to play MTT's and all of a sudden I won $6k. I think I sent him $10 for his assistance

    Now you can teach me to own nl1k even better, k? Lets race to 100k a month gabe! Sidebets?
    what do you have in mind?
    This was more like a joke. There is no way I can make 100k a month, especially now because summer is coming and I have no intentions of playing like 12h a day. But let's keep this in mind. we can race to a smaller amount of money later? but not without huge sidebets!
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    we can have a 100k race but not put any time restrictions on it
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    a race with no time restrictions? BRILLIANT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    a race with no time restrictions? BRILLIANT!
    most races dont have time restrictions
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    gabe, let's have a race to $1,000,000 of personal profit. whether it be from poker, work, whatever, as long as it's not inherited or given to you.

    we on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    we can have a 100k race but not put any time restrictions on it
    We perhaps should do this as a motivator for making more money. Lets get back to this in july when I get back from my trips. BUT NOT WITHOUT CRAZY SIZED SIDEBETS!
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    ping youre such a degenerate gambler ..

    and um.. gabe is t3h gre4tezz3d cuZ he le4rN m3 2 pOk3r gOOt.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by drmcboy
    he wrote that awesome 6 max guide like I told him too.
    oh shit, i wrote it just forgot to post it let me get right to that...
    This is a joke right? If not link me, if so then I knew all along haha, I'm cool, I get jokes.
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    it was a joke, but it might happen

    i think there is so much 'feel' involved in 6 max it might be too hard to write a guide
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i think there is so much 'feel' involved in 6 max it might be too hard to write a guide
    That's why I have trouble offering advice on hands in the short-handed NL section of our forum...


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