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    Default Let's make May hot women avatars month! - NSFW

    Self-explanatory. Contest rules to be announced. PO$$E$$ED is disqualified, also self-explanatory.
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    lets make EVERY month hot chick avator month, self explanatory
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    This is going to be interesting...
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    interesting... na...sweet...for sure...

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    changed back to an old goodie
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    k add me
    however im voting for warpe now as i like ake's but warpes rules
    Ill see if i can find anything else worth putting in mine...
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    k i have famke janssen for the minute

    if i can be arsed ill put in a new one each day for ther rest of the month
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    I remember when there was an av war between hot chicks and monkeys.
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    wanna start it up again rilla? Ill take the monkey side if you give me bigreds cell nr
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    Ew hot women??
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    no avatars of courtie this month then. she's not a hot women.

    just a fish who's gonna fail today
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I remember when there was an av war between hot chicks and monkeys.
    Carefull rilla, your showing yoru age you old fart.

    The Hot chick / Monkey war was funny, I think the mokeys actually won, but when it comes down to hot chicks or monkeys it really isn't a difficult decision.

    /ake I like your avatar, where did you get it
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    Let's make May cool monkeys avatars month!


    hey mike4066, I know you used Elin before I did, but I dont think I was even around then so I cant be disqualified, but it doesnt matter

    Cause now im a monkey, a cocaine addicted monkey
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    Lets make May "monkeys v hotties 2"
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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    One thing tho...

    Although hot babes are... well... awesome. Perhaps we should also have a hot babe humor week. For the last week of the month your hot babe must transform into some good humor statement.

    What I mean is.. Mixing humor and hotness takes more than just downloading a hot babe. But if, for example, I'd change my Avatar so that the boobs were the eyes of a smiley face wih the skirt forming a smily and had little kitten poking it's head out of the cleavage and it said "Don't Worry. Be Happy" under it, that could be funny.

    Hotness takes nothing on the internet. original humor tho is priceless.

    And if it's just hot chicks, I'd win with this one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Demiparadigm
    Lets make May "monkeys v hotties 2"
    Oh bollox, not monkeys v girlies again!!
    At least let the girlies win this time!
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    I havent changed my avatar in like a year :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperDave9x19
    One thing tho...

    And if it's just hot chicks, I'd win with this one.

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    hahah

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    IIbeatsUU: lol u raised with that?

    you mini raised, therefore you desereve whatever you get....

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    my avatar is far too cool to change...
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    My avatar fits me to well to change
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    yo
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    Lets stop talking ABC poker and move on to D, E, and F.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Ew hot women??
    I bet if courtie makes herself the avatar again, she auto-wins.

    Any takers?
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    BOOOOOOOST FTW
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Ew hot women??
    I bet if courtie makes herself the avatar again, she auto-wins.

    Any takers?
    lol

    btw, I like your avatar
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    Xianti didn't like the fact that I was avatarless, so I was forced to go find a pic of some hot girl so that I can keep up with the theme. I have no idea how to find hot girls, so I just looked up images of Jessica Alba because apparently she's hot. Quite a few Alba avs in FTR already. She IS pretty damn hot, I wish I looked like her soooo much ...
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    dude, make this your avatar

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    i'm not one to buck may's trend...espcially on cinco de mayo...
    derp
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    I'll draw some tittys on mine or something
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    boost your avatar looks like she was let out of auschwitz just last week... I know you like little starving jews but come on, show some class
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    haha sorry man... its honestly not my first pic, but alba is taken and she is a hot ass skinny chick. I do however prefer a bit more meat on the bones then that. but w/e.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    is that better ake?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Fine. Ill participate
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    She was hot... until they put her out.
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    Da Nuts I was trying to find some chick on fire but I couldnt
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    prozach find that young lady in a police uniform!

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    miffed has a doctor... prozach ahs a firefighter... what is this the hot chicks dressed like village people avatar month?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Okay, bump!
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    gtf out of here
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    avvvy scott saftw imso ufkcing durnkn hahhkthx gma
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    I'm keeping mine the same
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    Quote Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
    RAWR!!

    LOL.
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    post their names bitches
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    IIbeatsUU: lol u raised with that?

    you mini raised, therefore you desereve whatever you get....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluey
    post the bitches' names
    Fixed your post!!
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    (s)he's hot
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    god I hope thats the guys package and not the girls camel toe... cuz thatd be one fucked up looking camel toe..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    i dont like boost's girl
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    Im on the bandwagon!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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    Here's my contribution to this thread:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Here's my contribution to this thread:

    Not original...or original equipment either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Here's my contribution to this thread:


    star wars sucks?
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    huh?
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    Superdave that chick isn't hot.
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    gabe idk.. seen her in a porno.. she looked good doing what she was doing... maybe Ill try and find a better one..
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    gabe idk.. seen her in a porno.. she looked good doing what she was doing... maybe Ill try and find a better one..
    Since when does porno have women in it?

    (Only I could turn a thread about hot women into homosexuality)
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    you turn every thread you post in, into a thread about homosexuality. Or atleast you try your best, ya big gay.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    NO COMMENTS ABOUT MY INCREDIBLY HOT DOMINICAN MODEL I POSTED????? ARE YOU GUYS GAY OR SOMETHING???? SHEESH.........
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    i win
    I am that fish...


    currently broke as a joke...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    NO COMMENTS ABOUT MY INCREDIBLY HOT DOMINICAN MODEL I POSTED????? ARE YOU GUYS GAY OR SOMETHING???? SHEESH.........
    Did you really need to ask?
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    too much political and philosophical threads in the commune forum right now for my tastes

    more hot chicks needed

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    Quote Originally Posted by ekillian
    Superdave that chick isn't hot.
    tastes differ. Yours is only warm regarding the festerring nastiness that makes her have to air it out with her nastily spread legs.
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    sorry i'm late, but here is my excuse for an avatar.


    This is where I found her...
    http://girls.break.com/girl119_Amber1.jpg.html

    She has more pics here
    http://profile.myspace.com/astratt
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    Quote Originally Posted by outphase
    yo
    holy hell
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    BOOOOOOOST FTW
    yeah ava is a kick ass pron star
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i dont like boost's girl
    you obv hasnt seen her videos
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperDave9x19
    Quote Originally Posted by ekillian
    Superdave that chick isn't hot.
    tastes differ. Yours is only warm regarding the festerring nastiness that makes her have to air it out with her nastily spread legs.
    I like superdave's chick, but I have a broader taste other than anorexic models with plastic boobs. I prefer the softer, thicker, more natural women like dave's avatar.

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