Who doesnt like a good talk about dead bears!


trickflow77 (7:20:22 PM): going to pick me up the hottest dead bear at the bar!
trickflow77 (7:20:25 PM): male dead bear
Girlfriend(7:20:30 PM): lol
trickflow77 (7:20:33 PM): cause that doesnt count!
Girlfriend (7:20:35 PM): as long as it's male
Girlfriend (7:20:40 PM): nope
Girlfriend (7:20:52 PM): and it has to be ugly male dead bear
Girlfriend (7:20:55 PM): not hottest
trickflow77 (7:21:00 PM): what?
trickflow77 (7:21:02 PM): why?
Girlfriend (7:21:06 PM): has to have weird penis
Girldfriend (7:21:17 PM): bc im a girl and im allowed to change the rules at my whim
trickflow77 (7:21:21 PM): like a bent one or something?
Girlfriend (7:21:33 PM): yeah with a weird bumpy thing on it
Girlfriend (7:21:53 PM): k? k
trickflow77 (7:22:01 PM): ummm
trickflow77 (7:22:14 PM): what if he has herpes or something though
Girlfriend (7:22:29 PM): it's like dead bear roulette, isn't it exciting???
trickflow77 (7:22:36 PM): not really
Girlfriend (7:22:45 PM): aww you're just no fun
trickflow77 (7:22:46 PM): i just want a hot dead bear
Girlfriend (7:22:59 PM): alright well im gonna- FINE HAVE YOUR HOT DEAD BEAR