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 Fish that crack you up
This guy gets the award for amusing me tonight
He's the kind of fish that likes to buy in for the min and gamble.
Here's the meat of it:
SUPERTILT222: hi players Im supertilt
SUPERTILT222: Im here to take all your money
SUPERTILT222: i specialize in giving bad beats
donnybaker55: i stacked u a couple hours ago
A couple hours ago:
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $.25 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)
saw flop|saw showdown
BB ($28.53)
UTG ($27.35)
SUPERTILT222 ($4.74)
donnybaker ($53.77)
MP2 ($5.80)
MP3 ($24.40)
CO ($24.15)
Button ($26.70)
SB ($24.50)
Preflop: donnybaker is MP1 with J , J . SB posts a blind of $0.10.
1 fold, SUPERTILT222 bets $4.74 (All-In), donnybaker calls $4.74, 6 folds.
Flop: ($9.83) 8, J , 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)
Turn: ($9.83) A (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: ($9.83) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)
Final Pot: $9.83
Results below:
SUPERTILT222 has As 7h (two pair, aces and eights).
donnybaker has Jc Jd (full house, jacks full of eights).
Outcome: donnybaker wins $9.83.
he left after this hand down about $15
SUPERTILT222: I am what u would call a whale
SUPERTILT222: that means high roller
bdgad: gl dude
SUPERTILT222: fool i will take more money from u again
donnybaker55: lol
SUPERTILT222: my name is tilt for a reason i will have the whole table on tiilt
SUPERTILT222: this table will be bankrupt before i leave
bdgad: lol
bdgad: what limits do you usually play?
donnybaker55: like the last one?
SUPERTILT222: i am waiting for the highest ttabke on the site
donnybaker55: lmfao
SUPERTILT222: so im here till that table opens up
SUPERTILT222: so i have to play with low limit chumps like yourself till then
donnybaker55: enjoy it while it lasts folks
donnybaker55: he won't be here long
SUPERTILT222: i specialize in giving bad beats
#4487719266: SUPERTILT222 wins $1.10
donnybaker55: and good ol' talking smack
SUPERTILT222: i won
SUPERTILT222: get used to it
SUPERTILT222: i am rated one of the baest players on the site
donnybaker55: and one of the poorer spellers
SUPERTILT222: moron poorer is not a word
#4487735801: SUPERTILT222 wins $7.53
his stats are 91/74/5, -140 ptbb/100 over 35 hands
SUPERTILT222: i won fools
SUPERTILT222: donny the douche bag
SUPERTILT222: im up 2 bucks already
fcarter65: f u s t
#4487740937: SUPERTILT222 wins $2.63
donnybaker55: gl tilt
SUPERTILT222: what is f u s t ?
fcarter65: f = fy
#4487746505: SUPERTILT222 wins $2.71
SUPERTILT222: skidude nice granma clothes
#4487751498: SUPERTILT222 wins $2.80
SUPERTILT222: i won again fools
SUPERTILT222: im on a rush
SUPERTILT222: ski dude is gender bending
SUPERTILT222: call fools
SUPERTILT222: scared
#4487755122: SUPERTILT222 wins $2.42 from side pot #1 with a pair of tens.
#4487755122: SUPERTILT222 wins $0.75 from the main pot with a pair of tens.
SUPERTILT222: i won again
SUPERTILT222: see im not all talk
SUPERTILT222: skills
SUPERTILT222: popker skills
mighty_mart: skills?
SUPERTILT222: mad poker skills ladies
SUPERTILT222: im up 2 bucks
SUPERTILT222: some of the worst players i have seen are at this table
SUPERTILT222: donny the douche bag
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (10 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)
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MP2 ($14.33)
MP3 ($14.12)
SUPERTILT222 ($6.67)
Button ($1.20)
SB ($9.75)
BB ($30.89)
UTG ($25.55)
UTG+1 ($22.74)
donnybaker ($70.05)
MP1 ($25.30)
Preflop: donnybaker is UTG+2 with 6, 6. SB posts a blind of $0.10.
2 folds, donnybaker raises to $1, MP1 calls $1, 2 folds, CO =#A500AF(SUPERTILT222)/ raises to $1.75, 3 folds, donnybaker calls $0.75, MP1 calls $0.75.
Flop: ($5.60) 9, 6, A (3 players)
donnybaker bets $1, MP1 raises to $2, SUPERTILT222 calls $2, donnybaker raises to $8, MP1 folds, SUPERTILT222 calls $2.92 (All-In).
Turn: ($20.52) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: ($20.52) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)
Final Pot: $20.52
Results below:
donnybaker has 6s 6c (three of a kind, sixes).
SUPERTILT222 has 4c Ac (one pair, aces).
Outcome: donnybaker wins $20.52.
#4487781611: donnybaker55 wins $3.08 from side pot #1 with three of a kind, sixes.
#4487781611: donnybaker55 wins $16.59 from the main pot with three of a kind, sixes.
mighty_mart: CYA
donnybaker55: strike 2
SUPERTILT222: what di du have
SUPERTILT222: pair 6
SUPERTILT222: computer error
SUPERTILT222: what was your hand?
SUPERTILT222: what was your hand
richl3222: i guess you can read
donnybaker55: 66
SUPERTILT222: i had pair A
SUPERTILT222: i won that hand
SUPERTILT222: right
SUPERTILT222: fool
donnybaker55: not good enough
SUPERTILT222: give me my money
SUPERTILT222: you only had pair 6
SUPERTILT222: i won fool pair A
donnybaker55: 1pair < set
SUPERTILT222: fuk off muth a f ucka
donnybaker55: bwnd
In this next hand he is all in and is called by a shorter stack who wins the main pot. Super seems to think he won the hand.
#4487812528: SUPERTILT222 wins $4.05 from side pot #1 with a pair of eights.
#4487812528: skidude0820 wins $2.15 from the main pot with two pairs, nines and eights.
SUPERTILT222: i won
richl3222: man, that was some mad skill
SUPERTILT222: players at this table are terrible
SUPERTILT222: not used to playing with such bad players like donny douche
#4487823628: SUPERTILT222 wins $4.33
SUPERTILT222: won again fools
SUPERTILT222: r u on tilt yet?
SUPERTILT222: get ready
#4487832870: SUPERTILT222 wins $11.26 from the main pot with three of a kind, nines.
SUPERTILT222: thanks for the money fool
SUPERTILT222: r u on tilt yet?
SUPERTILT222: i have more than doubled up
fcarter65: fuk u
richl3222: you are just breaking even
SUPERTILT222: thanks for the money carter
richl3222: you lost 5 bucks to donny remember
richl3222: by a bad beat
SUPERTILT222: donny douche
donnybaker55: lol
#4487838617: SUPERTILT222 wins $3.86
SUPERTILT222: won again
SUPERTILT222: r u on tilt?
SUPERTILT222: got tilt?
#4487848735: SUPERTILT222 wins $1.42
mighty_mart: just ignore him
SUPERTILT222: won again
SUPERTILT222: im on a rush
SUPERTILT222: ladies
SUPERTILT222: tilt???????
#4487851899: SUPERTILT222 wins $1.83
SUPERTILT222: i have more than doubled up
SUPERTILT222: won again
SUPERTILT222: feel the rush
SUPERTILT222: 5 hands in a rowe
donnybaker55: rowe?
SUPERTILT222: donny douche
SUPERTILT222: duh
#4487855625: SUPERTILT222 wins $6.89
SUPERTILT222: won again
SUPERTILT222: 7 hands in a row
SUPERTILT222: this table is to easy
SUPERTILT222: need better playerse for more challenge
fcarter65: d ass
SUPERTILT222: thanks for the money carter
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)
saw flop|saw showdown
UTG ($4.56)
SUPERTILT222 ($16.57)
MP1 ($1.80)
MP2 ($8.12)
MP3 ($30.19)
CO ($25)
Button ($22.04)
donnybaker ($79.37)
BB ($25)
Preflop: donnybaker is SB with 3, 8. CO posts a blind of $0.25. donnybaker posts a blind of $0.10.
1 fold, SUPERTILT222 raises to $0.5, 2 folds, MP3 raises to $1.25, 3 folds, BB calls $1, SUPERTILT222 raises to $2, MP3 calls $0.75, BB calls $23.75 (All-In), SUPERTILT222 calls $14.57 (All-In), MP3 folds.
Flop: ($43.92) Q, J, 4 (2 players, 2 all-in)
Turn: ($43.92) 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)
River: ($43.92) J (2 players, 2 all-in)
Final Pot: $43.92
Results below:
BB has Ad Ks (one pair, jacks).
SUPERTILT222 has 7d 8d (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: BB wins $43.32.
#4487866153: xxDEMENTED wins $8.43 from side pot #1 with a pair of jacks with ace kicker.
#4487866153: xxDEMENTED wins $33.74 from the main pot with a pair of jacks with ace kicker.
donnybaker55: vnh
SUPERTILT222: huh?
mighty_mart: LOL?
SUPERTILT222: what happened?
richl3222: bad beat X 2
#4487875972: donnybaker55 wins $2.35 from the main pot with a pair of kings.
donnybaker55: that was for the tilt monkey
donnybaker55: too bad
SUPERTILT222: players ere are terrible
SUPERTILT222: not used to playing with amateurs
richl3222: i know, and you kept losing your money
SUPERTILT222: gotta run to go play with real players
SUPERTILT222: later donny douche
donnybaker55: peace
donnybaker55: lmao
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