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  1. 06-14-2006 09:17 PM #1
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    Default Your favorite Mondegreen

    A mondegreen is a line or lyric that you mishear such that it makes the whole sentance entertaining for Pelion.

    e.g.

    All my luggage, I will send to you. - All my loving, I will send to you.




    Do a little dance, make a little rum, Italian Ice! Italian Ice! - Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight, get



    Every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you. - Every time you go away you take a piece of me with you.



    Hope the city voted for you. - Hopelessly devoted to you.





    I've been haulin' ass so long. - :I've been holding out so long.



    Jose can you see? - O, Say can you see?


    Red, red wine, steak, lobster meat. - :Red, red wine, stay close to me.

    Scuse Me while I kiss this guy - Scuse me while I kiss the sky

    The girl with colitis goes by. - The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

    ...and so on....


    Whats your favorite misheard lyric


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  2. 06-14-2006 09:25 PM #2
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    Your stupid.
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  3. 06-14-2006 09:59 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Panther
    Your stupid.
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  4. 06-14-2006 11:26 PM #4
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    HA he mean you're stupid, way to keep witht he thread!
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  5. 06-14-2006 11:31 PM #5
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  6. 06-15-2006 01:09 AM #6
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    hi
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  7. 06-15-2006 01:28 AM #7
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  8. 06-15-2006 01:40 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Panther
    Your stupid.
    hahahaha

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  9. 06-15-2006 02:01 AM #9
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    Scuse Me while I kiss this guy - Scuse me while I kiss the sky
    What I was going to post...
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  10. 06-15-2006 02:28 AM #10
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    My old roommate's from India and he mishears lyrics all the time. My favorite:

    Goin' off the rails on a gravy train!
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  11. 06-15-2006 03:19 AM #11
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    Your loosing, lolololololololololol
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  12. 06-15-2006 08:00 AM #12
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  13. 06-15-2006 08:11 AM #13
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    Blinded by the light.......






    how many have ya heard for this one. I can't come up with only one.

    FWIW... revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night!!!!
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  14. 06-15-2006 01:23 PM #14
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    Your loosing, lolololololololololol
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    Classic.

    how many have ya heard for this one. I can't come up with only one.
    racked up like a douche
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  15. 06-15-2006 01:45 PM #15
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    I fucking hate Pelion - I fucking hate you.

    For some reason every time I listen to that Godsmack song that's what I hear. Weird.
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  16. 06-15-2006 01:50 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by samsonite2100
    Dirty deeds, thunder chief
    Dirty deeds, done with sheep.

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  17. 06-15-2006 03:36 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by samsonite2100
    Dirty deeds, thunder chief
    Dirty deeds, done with sheep.
    ahahahahahah you dirty ol man you
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  18. 06-15-2006 03:45 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    I fucking hate Pelion - I fucking hate you.

    For some reason every time I listen to that Godsmack song that's what I hear. Weird.
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