... and plays like a giant vagina ...

Way too passive?

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

CO ($34.50)
Hero ($66.45)
SB ($23.75)
BB ($115.70)
UTG ($40.65)
MP ($40.20)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, J. CO posts a blind of $0.50.
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, CO (poster) checks, Hero calls $0.50, SB completes, BB raises to $2, MP folds, CO calls $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, SB calls $1.50.

Flop: ($8.50) K, 6, 3 (4 players)
SB checks, BB bets $3.5, CO folds, Hero calls $3.50, SB folds.

Turn: ($15.50) 4 (2 players)
BB bets $13, Hero calls $13.

River: ($41.50) K (2 players)
BB bets $6, Hero calls $6.

Final Pot: $53.50