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    Default Tell me I'm a donk.

    No read on Button; he's new to the table.

    Party Poker
    No Limit Holdem Ring game
    Blinds: $5/$10
    6 players
    Converter

    Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with qj
    UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO folds, Button calls, Hero calls, BB checks.

    Flop: t79 ($40, 4 players)
    Hero bets $30, BB calls, UTG+1 calls, Button raises to $80, Hero calls, BB folds, UTG+1 calls.

    Turn: 6 ($310, 3 players)
    Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, Button checks.

    River: 8 ($310, 3 players)
    Hero bets $307, UTG+1 folds, Button raises all-in $869, Hero calls.

    Results:
    Final pot: $2048
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    what is the matter with this?
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    Dunno, I'm a bit drunk, nvm.
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    lol, I can see one huge problem with it.
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    Default Re: Tell me I'm a donk.

    Quote Originally Posted by johnny_fish
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    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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    nice bankroll management fish :P
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    Going off to play 1000NL when drunk is maybe a problem yes :P
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    The problem is, the only hand villian can have that would make sense is T9d. (Or villian is a donk). He puts in a healthy reraise on a flush/straight board with Top two pair. Shuts down when a straight card hits (for anyone with an 8). Then pushes when there is a straight flush on the board.

    Or, if villian isn't an idiot, what could he have that you beat that pushes and is consistent with his line? (JQs, JJ)?

    Tough hand, no doubt.
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    Default haha

    you are a donk
    Me? I always tell the truth.

    Even when I lie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yorib
    The problem is, the only hand villian can have that would make sense is T9d. (Or villian is a donk). He puts in a healthy reraise on a flush/straight board with Top two pair. Shuts down when a straight card hits (for anyone with an 8). Then pushes when there is a straight flush on the board.
    Button checks behind with top-2 + SFD on turn???

    Or, if villian isn't an idiot, what could he have that you beat that pushes and is consistent with his line? (JQs, JJ)?
    I am thinking any J. 88 and turned straight? I mean, villain can't put hero on 2 diamonds and the runner/runner!
    AJs
    J7s
    JTo/QJo/KJs
    AXspades? Pushes for the split?

    Who the hell knows? That turn check is wierd.
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    Runner runner, nothing funner.
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    I'd like to hear the results of this'n
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    flattin ur 4bets, makin u tilt
    it looks like u lose, unless he had a read that u were a donk or wasted or something
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    I guess the hand isn't that special, although playing 1K NL with 12 buy-ins is not that smart.. I did have an edge and didn't mind the variance so much though, so whatever.

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