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    gfl

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    kmind's Avatar
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    i saw that video of the guy playing it...fuck that
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    at about 50 metres you pick up a fucking hurdle.
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    10 meters. never again
    [00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
    [00:30] <DC> daven
    [00:30] <DC> on my hand?
    [00:30] <daven> yep
    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
    [00:30] <daven> nice reason
    [00:30] <daven> no further questions
    [00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

    Problem officer...?
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    guess i got the record so far, only took me 30 mins turtlecrawling style.

    Wont be doing this ever again
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZwiFT View Post


    guess i got the record so far, only took me 30 mins turtlecrawling style.

    Wont be doing this ever again
    QFT.

    you look like you used the same method of spreading his legs wide and then just wobbling forwards. nh on record, I shan't be trying to beat it
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    QFT.

    you look like you used the same method of spreading his legs wide and then just wobbling forwards. nh on record, I shan't be trying to beat it
    oh yes, i spread my legs wide as fuuk, just counting the 0.1m ticking up every 5 sec =)
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    3.5 meters then i said screw this
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Yesterday night I was standing in line at the movie theater waiting to buy tickets, and I noticed that the girl in front of me was wearing really tight jeans. Okay it wasn't really a girl it was a guy but damn did his ass look awesome in those jeans. I couldn't help myself and I reached into my back pocket to feel my own ass imagining it was his, I tried to play it off like I was trying to get something out of my pocket but I don't think the girl standing next to me bought it because the girl standing next to me was my girlfriend and she could tell. Then it was our turn to buy tickets and I noticed that she was gazing into my eyes and drooling. I think when I was feeling my own ass it really turned her on, but it might have been because she has down syndrome
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    Yesterday night I was standing in line at the movie theater waiting to buy tickets, and I noticed that the girl in front of me was wearing really tight jeans. Okay it wasn't really a girl it was a guy but damn did his ass look awesome in those jeans. I couldn't help myself and I reached into my back pocket to feel my own ass imagining it was his, I tried to play it off like I was trying to get something out of my pocket but I don't think the girl standing next to me bought it because the girl standing next to me was my girlfriend and she could tell. Then it was our turn to buy tickets and I noticed that she was gazing into my eyes and drooling. I think when I was feeling my own ass it really turned her on, but it might have been because she has down syndrome
    epic threadstealer in a somewhat fail but havetotry thread
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    hate this

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