My Stellar Plan For All of Us to Make Money

[martindcx1e]

Ok so here's my stellar plan. As of right now FTR has 8954 users. I'm not really sure how many of those users never get on here, but this is hypothetical. Let's make a system for making someone $8,954 richer every week lol. We figure a way for everyone to send someone (me first obv. ) $1. Then the next week we all send $1 to another person. In order for someone to be picked they will have had to send $1 already (except for the first person obv. ). Then each week someone from the list of ppl who have already sent $1 will be picked randomly to receive their $ for the week. Each time someone gets selected they will then be unable to be selected again (until it all starts over ). Who's with me?

[boost]

are you retarded?

[martindcx1e]

lol just day dreaming in class right now

[Irisheyes]

Hahah obviously the concept of EV is wasted on you.

[thenonsequitur]

It's just like a perpetual motion machine.

Except with money instead of motion.

[boost]

except a perpetual motion machine would be greatly bennefitial to mankind.

[theDEEPdish]

lol i don't know if boost gets the joke

[Irisheyes]

lol i don't know if boost gets the joke

I'm worried that it's not even a joke

[givememyleg]

LETS DO IT

Actually, this reminds me of something me and a friend did when we were in middle school. We found this big text thing that had this huge idea (related to this) and added our names and addresses to the end of the list. Well, we were suppose to send everyone on the list $1 to add your nam eon the bottom, but of course we didn't... we waited for the money to poor in... and we made $3 each. Talk about some profit!

[boost]

thenonsequitur made a joke? Sorry I fail to see the humor.

[a500lbgorilla]

You suck at my forum.

[Les_Worm]

This is a great plan guys and it will only take about ~175 years to complete! I've already sent in my dollar who else is in?

[martindcx1e]

This is a great plan guys and it will only take about ~175 years to complete! I've already sent in my dollar who else is in?

that's the spirit!

[hydroseeds]

Does this look dumb to you:



Because I regret to inform you, your idea is dumber.

[Kessler]

Because I regret to inform you, your idea is dumber.

But yer grammar is bestest!


-Kes

[thenonsequitur]

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=dumber&x=0&y=0

dumb  /dʌm/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[duhm] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation adjective, -er, -est, verb

[martindcx1e]

ok but you all are missing out

[Lukie]

LOL, before I even opened this thread, I was going to make some kind of joke about how you should befriend zach now so you can get in on the loot that his perpetual motion machine will create...

[Silly String]

This is like a savings account for those who can't save. $1 per week and in March of 2027 I'll get my $8,900.

[DaNutsInYoEye]

This is like a savings account for those who can't save. $1 per week and in March of 2027 I'll get my $8,900.

You're going to be disappointed if you expect that number putting in $1/week.

[thenonsequitur]

This is like a savings account with no interest, steadily falling behind inflation, for those who can't save.

FYP

[Silly String]

This is like a savings account for those who can't save. $1 per week and in March of 2027 I'll get my $8,900.

You're going to be disappointed if you expect that number putting in $1/week.

I could explain it to you, but it involves hedging, futures, & derivatives. Oh and a very complicated pump & dump scheme run through email accounts of various contitnents. I really don't have the time. . .

[Rondavu]

Because I regret to inform you, your idea is dumber.

But yer grammar is bestest!

-Kes

Haha, but you're the most dumbest.

[Warpe]

Can I be first on the list? Since I'm probably the oldest, I don't think I have the lifespan to wait my turn. My $1 is ready to go.