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  1. #1

    Default baller ass sunglasses

    i want baller ass sunglasses that willl make up for my lack of ballerness.

    suggestions?
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    aviators, baby!!!!
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bode-ist
    aviators, baby!!!!
    there are pictures of me in the gallery
    now imagine me with aviators
    as much as i love top gun, i think i would get myself shot if i were wearing aviators.
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    http://shopping.yahoo.com/s:Sunglasses:4168-Brand=Chanel:4601-Gender=Men's
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    Ray Ban aviators. Mine were actually owned by an ex-test pilot.
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    I like avaitors, no matter how trendy they get. But you can never go wrong with...

    Hook:
    I wear my stunna Glasses at night
    So i can So i can Coon (which means to tycoon)
    Scraper with them whistlin pipes

    I wear my stunna Glasses at night
    so i can SO I CAN coon
    open all doors at the stop light
    (Put your stunna shades) (Put Your Stunna Shades On)

    Verse1:
    Christian Dior frame got the lences out
    bend in scraper spin it outt
    got clown sum like a booss do
    lookin like cool mo Dee cuzin i coon (I coon)
    Dark 30 Gold on premoo
    off to the treeman house gotta reload
    my relies really cant trust uss
    Big *** sunglass got em from Dave and Busters
    lookin like a bug thizlummug
    lookin like im from crest woaa
    fresh no mildoe tone loc wit it
    suction pipe on the back cause smoke wit it
    my white t only wear it one time
    northern cali fall with the sunshine
    ya mean sum called the yahahamean
    dumb hyphy jumpin over somethin.

    Hook
    I wear my stunna Glasses at night
    So i can So i can Coon
    Scraper with them whistlin pipes
    (Coon)(Coon)(Coon)(Coon)
    I wear my stunna Glasses at night
    so i can SO I CAN coon
    open all doors at the stop light
    (Put your stunna shades) (Put Your Stunna Shades On)

    Verse2:
    Gotta pair and it look like spiderman
    same color as the peper called cayan
    at night no sun no need a tann
    old school like a string on a tin can
    gotta pair like chp huh?
    thats why they f*@k with me huh?
    thats why they hate on me huh?
    video tape sirvalence me huh?
    say stunnas i say coonnas
    half naked in my shades in my blueones
    gotta pair with the studs like donna's
    light green lookin just like niners
    sum say das my house like rond rall
    doors open on the hood of the box chev
    doing coon alabam to the bay mayne
    born in the city where the river flow much can-coon

    Hook
    I wear my stunna Glasses at night
    So i can So i can Coon
    Scraper Whip Them whistlin pipes
    (Coon)(Coon)(Coon)(Coon)(Coon)(Coon)(Coon)(Coon)

    Verse3
    me, Nump Trump and some pinaes in the lark
    im so flatlandslike tabor park
    stunna shades on and my wrist look heavy
    i wear em in the dark like fab five freddy
    matic, maitc never have a job again
    look so cool young ray robinson
    burnt orange scrape dukes of hazzard
    my homies look shady like marshall mathers
    we smashin the car like a rock guitar
    little tj so popular
    im ridin with joe on the way to the club
    big stunna shades with the diamond studs
    bay boy, break it and gas it
    all out the window going dummy u bastards
    dudes swing dread locks with da head
    u aint got no stunna shades u should get u a pair yeaa
    E40:
    i got my rhine stone stunna shade glasses on
    they takin picture with me with they lil camera phone
    headed to the bar and they playin my songg
    wishoe hennesy f*@K don perion
    the broads is choosin they fightin and shootin
    like 40 water say pimpin we tycoonin
    we sum tymers we on sum real time bra bra
    toon u up if u get out of line bra bra
    northern cali i named it the yay
    the first rapper i seen with stunnas shades was mac dre
    trend setters hyphy started in the o
    the hole bay go stupid im from the vallejo
    and u could put this in the hiphop bible
    keak the sneak said hyphy first
    on his album sneakasidle
    nope its not my invention
    but im responsible for the bay game
    and all its attention OUh

    Hook
    I wear my stunna Glasses at night
    So i can So i can Coon
    Scraper with them whistlin pipes
    (Coon)(Coon)(Coon)(Coon)
    I wear my stunna Glasses at night
    so i can SO I CAN coon
    open all doors
    at the stop light
    (Put your stunna shades) (Put Your Stunna Shades On)
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    i was thinkin of gettin a pair of aviators and a pair of oakleys
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    oakleys are so far from balla its not even funny. Seriously man, get some fucking class...
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    oakleys are so far from balla its not even funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    oakleys are so far from balla its not even funny. Seriously man, get some fucking class...
    coming from a mulatto this doesnt mean anything to me (just a joke guys dont get offended)

    i dont think its "baller" to wear plates on my face, and i run, jump, and wrestle more in 5 minutes then boost does in 6 months. i guess sporty != baller, but i dress in a white tee + sshorts + sandals 363 days of a year.
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    anywho boost, dont be stingy on the suggestions since ur so baller.

    lets hear wat u got.
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    sandles shorts and a tshirt can be VERY balla if you accessorize properly. Get with it man, this isnt 1990. A lil metrosexuality will do you good. Its not at all about htem being sporty or whatever, its about them being ugly as shit. There are balla ass sunglasses that arent the size of dinner plates. Oakleys are what bad costume designers have lead rolls wear in low budget ill-concieved action movies.

    oh, did I mention that theyre over priced?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    sandles shorts and a tshirt can be VERY balla if you accessorize properly. Get with it man, this isnt 1990. A lil metrosexuality will do you good. Its not at all about htem being sporty or whatever, its about them being ugly as shit. There are balla ass sunglasses that arent the size of dinner plates. Oakleys are what bad costume designers have lead rolls wear in low budget ill-concieved action movies.

    oh, did I mention that theyre over priced?
    good job boost
    lots of talk, still no suggestions.
  16. #16
    wtf... go find some nice aviators that cost 500$, buy them, now you have balla glasses. What more do you want?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  17. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    wtf... go find some nice aviators that cost 500$, buy them, now you have balla glasses. What more do you want?
    rofl ur so useless
    anyone got anything better?
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    I have yet to find a need of sunglasses for my ass.
    If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

    Currently sucking at life!
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    vqc, how about these shades:

    Baller.
  20. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by thenonsequitur
    vqc, how about these shades:

    Baller.
    i was gonna say the same damn thing.
  21. #21
    word straight up balla
    If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

    Currently sucking at life!
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    Wow.. that guy is shiny. BALLER!
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  23. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by gutshot
    Wow.. that guy is shiny. BALLER!

    ROFL... i swear you guys make me laugh!! but seriously Aviators are the shit!!
  24. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    sandles shorts and a tshirt can be VERY balla if you accessorize properly. Just get a handgun.
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    good point irish, here are some good options if you chose to take that path.




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