Very Difficult Time for Me

[Galapogos]

So I went through one of the hardest and most painful ordeals of my life yesterday. And naturally I figured I would share it with the good folks of the FTR Community.

What happened was my girlfriend had me put the razor down, and finally convinced me to let her wax my baggage. Now I know there was a thread started some time ago about shaving oneself but I don't think it covered this. Has anyone else done it? MY GOD. I never could have envisioned something girls do so regularily could hurt so much! I'm not a pussy when it comes to pain. I've been bashed bruised and broken. Had pucks shot at my face (visor are for fags!), punched, kicked, etc. And sure it all hurt, BUT not that bad. Everytime she pulled a strip off me I would audibly yelp when normally I never make involuntary sounds like that as a result of pain.

Partly I did this because she thought it would be fun (???), so she wouldn't get to whine as much about it when she did it, and because I couldn't believe that scene in 40 Year-Old Virgin how he was unable to finish the procedure. I thought yeah right! There's pain but how could he not just man up and sit through it. I know know his pain! Guys, you cannot envision this pain until you've done it. If anything, chicks don't complain enough about it!

So what I want to know is:

- Has anyone else done this?
- Am I ghey because I couldn't handle it?
- Am I ghey because I did it? (Hold one gotta complete this high-five from Lukie, can't leave a brother hanging... *SMACK* Thanks man, nice tan...)
- Will it be easier next time since the roots that have been growing for nearly a lifetime have to start over?
- Next time?!?!?1

Thoughts?

[Miffed22001]

its hairy for a reason

[donkbee]

LOLx1987349830233

[givememyleg]

lol you wuss

and youre not just a wuss cuz it hurt but because you waxed your bikini line.

men should act like men.

[boost]

I remember reading a story about a guy taht had a hairy asshole, so he decided to shave it. Like miffed said, theres hair there for a reason..

[Harry]

If it hurts that bad just shave.

[thenonsequitur]

"Just Say No"

[DaNutsInYoEye]

WTF? Why the hell would you wax? Just shave the shit. I've done it since high school.

Men use razors. Women and Lukie use wax.

[irishiain]

men should act like men.

QFT.

[bigred]

OMG UR SO GAY, IM NOT JUS TYAING THIS CAUSE THIS IS THE MOT DURNK IVE BEEN IN SO LING BUT SERIOUSLY, WTF MAN , I THOUGHT U WERE MANA MAN UT UR NOT, UR SO LIE NOT A MAN, WTF U GALAPOGPS MOTHE AUFKCER, HEY RMEMEBER GUMBT? I DEUNNO COOL, I FORGOT OTO PICK THE PITTSUBRGH STELLERS

[ensign_lee]

Dude; just shave. It's not that bad.

Waxing...can't even imagine how much that would hurt.

[fasin8ing]

Use a electric razor ... Then let one of your mates use it one day when they need a haircut... Its pretty funny if you dont tell them .

[donkbee]

Dude; just shave. It's not that bad.

Waxing...can't even imagine how much that would hurt.

The point of his story is that he usually does shave but then his gf convinced him to let her wax this time. And now he's telling you how much it hurts :P

[chardrian]

I think courtie gets an 800 on the reading comprehension portion of the ftr SATs.

[Galapogos]

men should act like men.

What's not man like about accepting a dare? Or doing something you know will be painful just to see how much it hurts? Or trying something stupid just to impress a chick? That's all man baby! I bet while all this "wuss" action of mine was going on you were probably 4-tablin while jerking off to one the site's female avatars or something.

Anyway, as my gorgeous little buddy up there explained (sorry BigRed I mean Courtie not you) I wasn't doing it for my sake or anything. The post was to see who else has done it and what they thought of it. Though I can't think of responses varying very far from "SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! TAKE MY BALLS NOW AND SAVE ME THIS HORRIBLE PAIN!!!!"

EDIT: Givememyleg, after re-reading this I realize my remarks come across as rally harsh and not in the humorous way they were intended. Just wanted to make sure you knew that, but I'm sure you know I love you like I love not waxing my balls brother.

[Xianti]

Your testes should be gently caressed and fondled. Not viciously attacked and mutilated.

[Warpe]

Your testes should be gently caressed and fondled. Not viciously attacked and mutilated.

Um...I think you misundertsand the meaning of 'baller'

[Galapogos]

Your testes should be gently caressed and fondled. Not viciously attacked and mutilated.

Your smooth lines won't work on me big X. Move it along to the thread of randomness please, you'll have better luck there.

[Lukie]

So I went through one of the hardest and most painful ordeals of my life yesterday. And naturally I figured I would share it with the good folks of the FTR Community.

What happened was my girlfriend had me put the razor down, and finally convinced me to let her wax my baggage. Now I know there was a thread started some time ago about shaving oneself but I don't think it covered this. Has anyone else done it? MY GOD. I never could have envisioned something girls do so regularily could hurt so much! I'm not a pussy when it comes to pain. I've been bashed bruised and broken. Had pucks shot at my face (visor are for fags!), punched, kicked, etc. And sure it all hurt, BUT not that bad. Everytime she pulled a strip off me I would audibly yelp when normally I never make involuntary sounds like that as a result of pain.

Partly I did this because she thought it would be fun (???), so she wouldn't get to whine as much about it when she did it, and because I couldn't believe that scene in 40 Year-Old Virgin how he was unable to finish the procedure. I thought yeah right! There's pain but how could he not just man up and sit through it. I know know his pain! Guys, you cannot envision this pain until you've done it. If anything, chicks don't complain enough about it!

So what I want to know is:

- Has anyone else done this?
- Am I ghey because I couldn't handle it?
- Am I ghey because I did it? (Hold one gotta complete this high-five from Lukie, can't leave a brother hanging... *SMACK* Thanks man, nice tan...)
- Will it be easier next time since the roots that have been growing for nearly a lifetime have to start over?
- Next time?!?!?1

Thoughts?

LOL, this was the first thread I've opened on FTR in at least a week. I am here to give my expert analysis.

- Am I ghey because I couldn't handle it?

No, you're gay because you let your gf wax your baggage. This just makes you a pansy.

Am I ghey because I did it? (Hold one gotta complete this high-five from Lukie, can't leave a brother hanging... *SMACK* Thanks man, nice tan...)

Already covered this. Tans are +EV. Discuss?

- Will it be easier next time since the roots that have been growing for nearly a lifetime have to start over?

At first this sounded kind of ridiculous, but maybe?

- Next time?!?!?1

Just shave...

[Lukie]

By the way, courtie, what is such a pretty asian girl doing with such a shmuck?

zing!

[givememyleg]

Just wanted to make sure you knew that, but I'm sure you know I love you like I love not waxing my balls brother.

You're the only person I know who can make a colored man blush.

[Blinky]

Um...I think you misundertsand the meaning of 'baller'

Wow.

The old man makes me laugh.

Er... go Jets!

[Rondavu]

OMG

[boost]

OMG

well done

[Silly String]

Bic it and forget it.

[Galapogos]

Bic is painless and all. But I'm on day three here and still no signs of stuble! That's kind of cool. But still in no way worth the pain.

[Silly String]

Good update.

- Will it be easier next time since the roots that have been growing for nearly a lifetime have to start over?

You'll have to do this another time or two and report the findings.

[bigred]

Got Nair?

[flomo]

if i knew you did this kind of pansy stuff, i would have never used your quote in my sig

SHAPE UP GALAPOGOS

[Zianti]

your so gay your banned

[Kessler]

I do my back, and even though it sucks, going 6-8 weeks without being called sasquatch is totally cool. I don't think I'd do it on my junk though. The skin on yer back isn't as loose as the package, so it doesn't PULL as much.

Good Luck and Happy Healing!

-Kes

[shysti]

I just take clippers and shave fuck waxin there man that's horrid. And to the guys who said there's hair there for a reason, no woman likes going down on a guy who has a dick beard

[Kessler]

And to quote Orgasmo, (poorly I'm sure, can't remember the exact wording...)

It makes the unit look bigger.



-Kes

[donkbee]

And to the guys who said there's hair there for a reason, no woman likes going down on a guy who has a dick beard

mmm ... yup.

[Galapogos]

if i knew you did this kind of pansy stuff, i would have never used your quote in my sig

SHAPE UP GALAPOGOS

Dude! It was a dare? What kind of man passes up a dare in which the chick is taunting him over something she thinks she can handle that he can't?? Fuck man, I'd pop a kid out of me if I could just to prove to them a guy can handle it. You have to understand! It wasn't just something I came up with!! I wasn't rying to make myself fancy!

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I appreciate the use of my quote, please understand...

[flomo]

And to the guys who said there's hair there for a reason, no woman likes going down on a guy who has a dick beard

mmm ... yup.

does this apply to rimjobs too courtiebee?
i might shave my ass for some of that action
(you are the one on the right, right?)(that dude is ugly, so i might have a shot at the hot chick)
jk


i still love you G
you are fusking funny

[wufwugy]

wuss

running bad's way worse.