Hi. I'm AAnalTTorture. This is the first time I've posted on FTR in all of eternity. I would've posted earlier but I was intimidated by the atmosphere of the forums. I am terrible at poker. However I am quite good at craps and bingo.
Please welcome me into your midst and nurture me and care for me because I am a lonely old man who is deficient in Vitamin Love right now. I wish Xianti was here with me right now, holding me tight and whispering bad beats into my ear while he caresses my grey hair and lets me try on his blue helmet. Please don't leave me.