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    Default Hope you dont mind gabe!

    this pic needs a caption contest..

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    heres my entry

    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    ha

    awesome

    im gonna need some time to think about my entry
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    i dont get why there hasnt been 1000 entries in this contest already, its easily the funniest picture......ever

    maybe $20 to best captions?
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    HAHA!
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    The power of christ compels you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    The power of christ compels you!
    lol. winner so far
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    i didnt start the threa but obv no pic, no win
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    i didnt start the threa but obv no pic, no win
    blow me, i win
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    i dont get the 'The power of christ compels you!' caption. explain please? is someone supposed to be saying that?
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    The guy holding the girls face, its what they do at church and exorcisms, etc
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    Default Re: Hope you dont mind gabe!

    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide

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    enjoy bitch
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    Gabe probably actually goes to church (lol) instead of watching it on tv like the rest of us.
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    you people seem to be missing out on the hilarity in this picture. the guy touching the face isn't the joke, its the creepy awkward guy in the background. stuff is going on in foreground and hes just back there looking weird.
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    well there are several layers of hilarity in this beyond awesome photograph, however that is the true gem. His slack shoulders make it so much more creepy for some reason.. He looks like a feral retard ready to pounce..
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    Default Re: Hope you dont mind gabe!

    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    this pic needs a caption contest..

    whats this?! its a virgin sucker, starving!
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    He looks like a feral retard ready to pounce..
    ha... i was trying to avoid a personal interjection on any of the oh-so-positive comments that this picture has received, but i feel that the time has come for me to defend myself..

    i am not a feral retard, nor was i in any position to pounce on anything.
    gabe just caught me at an awkward moment; confused, disoriented, but seemingly unmoved by the ensuing chaotic actions taking place at that time. luckily for me and everyone else involved, the resulting image captured that which words cannot do justice.

    so look, laugh, and i guess make a caption.
    i am funny. gabe was there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    this pic needs a caption contest..


    "Hi. I'm a neo-hippie. I wear plaid pants and dirty white t-shirts and weigh 120 lbs. I drink Red Bull at Parties when others are drinking beer. I don't feel comfortable talking to attractive girls so I instead focus my attention on the fatties. They're usually so starved for attention that I can usually get a laugh out of them with my rediculous antics. Beside me is my socially inept friend. He weighs more than 120 lbs which is why he has his arm sleeves pushed up. He has poor posture and can usually be found in the background looking incredibly creepy. I wouldn't advise putting your drink down when he is around. All and all this party was a blast. I got to second base when I grabbed a girl's ass as she was walking by. "
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    dnuts, you really are falling off .. I guess the "dont put your drink down" line was good, but besides that?


    you know what b-rabbit just reminded me of.. did anyone read that 2+2 thread about the topless dealer home game at usc or whatever school it was. There was a pic of some guy in the background that had nearly the same super creepy look in his eyes standing right behind her. The captions in that thread where awesome.
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    BOOST IS A 2P2 WANNABE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    BOOST IS A 2P2 WANNABE!
    not true! nah uh! !!
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    For the uninitiated, here's the 2+2 pic. Kinda NSFW

    http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/3...ker017are3.jpg
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    haha nice, the edits were amazing... and the ones about the kid in the other pic that was super gay looking right at the camer. It felt like he was burning a hole in your soul trying to implant the ghey into your conciousness.
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    lol, what a slut
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    i hate everyone

    and i didn't push up my sleeves...its a sleeveless shirt! hello!!!11

    i hate gabe the most for exploiting me.
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    The guy with the strange look reminds me of the guy in Sin City that hacked up woman and ate them
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    Quote Originally Posted by b-rabbit
    i hate everyone

    and i didn't push up my sleeves...its a sleeveless shirt! hello!!!11

    i hate gabe the most for exploiting me
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    me too
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    wow
    i feel like i'm looking in the mirror. so dark and mysterious. yet ridiculously handsome.

    SIKE!!11
    HHA LOL PWNED

    and i hate all of you still
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    except lukie maybe. but he should learn how to spell 'hustler'
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    I like you better when you only looked like a feral retard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    haha nice, the edits were amazing... and the ones about the kid in the other pic that was super gay looking right at the camer. It felt like he was burning a hole in your soul trying to implant the ghey into your conciousness.
    anyone got a link to the thread? I can't seem to find it
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    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    anyone got a link to the thread? I can't seem to find it
    Linky

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-rabbit
    except lukie maybe. but he should learn how to spell 'hustler'
    haha, yes! High five? *pow*

    btw, I changed my loc. I'll just say that I didn't write that.
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    I remember I went to go see sin city shit faced with some friends my brother and some of his freinds. We brought drinks in so we are getting even more hammered in there. One of my brothers freinds thought that character was the same actor that played spiderman. So he kept screamin out "spiderman' gone crazy!"

    anyways.. good movie and stuff... cant wait til that other movie by the same director comes out in the spring.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    I remember I went to go see sin city shit faced with some friends my brother and some of his freinds. We brought drinks in so we are getting even more hammered in there. One of my brothers freinds thought that character was the same actor that played spiderman. So he kept screamin out "spiderman' gone crazy!"

    anyways.. good movie and stuff... cant wait til that other movie by the same director comes out in the spring.
    AWESOME STORY!!!!!!!11 OMG
    POST THAT STORY ON ALL THREADS!!!!1

    jk. it sucked.
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    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    that turtle picture needs a caption
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Let me be the first to say....
    winnar!

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