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    Default sexual roleplaying {NSFW}

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    This thread has pics and it's still worthless.
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    Default Re: sexual roleplaying

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    This thread has pics and it's still worthless.
    You just didn't see family guy.

    Oh, and community posts make it old posts = new posts.
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    What is sex?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    This thread has pics and it's still worthless.
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    you're welcome for me saving this thread. added {NSFW} tag.

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    Default Re: sexual roleplaying {NSFW}

    Quote Originally Posted by LeFou
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
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    No way. That is awesome lefou.
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    I thought sexual roleplaying was more like this:

    bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
    j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
    bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
    j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
    j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
    bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
    j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
    j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
    j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
    j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
    bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
    bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
    j_gurli3: thats it.
    bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
    bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
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    I expected that to be a BigRed post.
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    You realize this is a reference to the family guy on sunday?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iwind
    I thought sexual roleplaying was more like this:

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    lmao
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    I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    you're welcome for me saving this thread. added {NSFW} tag.

    I just wanted to look at this picture again.
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