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    Default LOLZ

    54/29 dumbass, i've been threebetting him light. Thinks huge overbets are bluffs.

    i love late night donks.

    PokerStars Game #7963911688: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/01/16 - 02:17:58 (ET)
    Table 'Proserpina II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: imeasy2read ($100 in chips)
    Seat 2: jmxthievez ($94 in chips)
    Seat 3: Tonding ($112.80 in chips)
    Seat 4: Gucci1 ($562.70 in chips)
    Seat 5: redgrape ($147.60 in chips)
    Seat 6: andy352 ($513.50 in chips)
    andy352: posts small blind $0.50
    imeasy2read: posts big blind $1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to redgrape [Kh Kc]
    jmxthievez: folds
    Tonding: folds
    Gucci1: raises $3 to $4
    redgrape: raises $8 to $12
    andy352: folds
    imeasy2read: folds
    Gucci1: raises $53 to $65
    redgrape: raises $82.60 to $147.60 and is all-in
    Gucci1: calls $82.60
    *** FLOP *** [Ah 4s 3s]
    *** TURN *** [Ah 4s 3s] [5d]
    *** RIVER *** [Ah 4s 3s 5d] [Ad]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Gucci1: shows [9s Td] (a pair of Aces)
    redgrape: shows [Kh Kc] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
    redgrape collected $293.70 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $296.70 | Rake $3
    Board [Ah 4s 3s 5d Ad]
    Seat 1: imeasy2read (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 2: jmxthievez folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Tonding folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: Gucci1 showed [9s Td] and lost with a pair of Aces
    Seat 5: redgrape (button) showed [Kh Kc] and won ($293.70) with two pair, Aces and Kings
    Seat 6: andy352 (small blind) folded before Flop

    PokerStars Game #7963928192: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/01/16 - 02:19:48 (ET)
    Table 'Proserpina II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: imeasy2read ($98.50 in chips)
    Seat 2: jmxthievez ($95.50 in chips)
    Seat 3: Tonding ($111.80 in chips)
    Seat 4: Gucci1 ($419.20 in chips)
    Seat 5: redgrape ($293.70 in chips)
    Seat 6: andy352 ($514.40 in chips)
    Tonding: posts small blind $0.50
    Gucci1: posts big blind $1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to redgrape [Jd Ad]
    redgrape: raises $3 to $4
    andy352: folds
    imeasy2read: folds
    redgrape said, "why?"
    jmxthievez: folds
    Tonding: folds
    Gucci1: calls $3
    *** FLOP *** [Js 4s Ac]
    Gucci1: checks
    redgrape: bets $6
    Gucci1: raises $10 to $16
    redgrape: raises $25 to $41
    Gucci1: raises $25 to $66
    redgrape: raises $223.70 to $289.70 and is all-in
    Gucci1: calls $223.70
    *** TURN *** [Js 4s Ac] [3c]
    *** RIVER *** [Js 4s Ac 3c] [5h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Gucci1: shows [4h Jc] (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
    redgrape: shows [Jd Ad] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
    redgrape collected $584.90 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $587.90 | Rake $3
    Board [Js 4s Ac 3c 5h]
    Seat 1: imeasy2read folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: jmxthievez (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Tonding (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: Gucci1 (big blind) showed [4h Jc] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fours
    Seat 5: redgrape showed [Jd Ad] and won ($584.90) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
    Seat 6: andy352 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


    imeasy2read said, "nhs"
    redgrape said, "LOLZ"
    redgrape said, "DONKEY"
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    Default Re: LOLZ

    Quote Originally Posted by Massimo
    redgrape said, "LOLZ"
    redgrape said, "DONKEY"
    Not to be one of those guys but this is the worst thing you could do.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  3. #3
    Where's Estrop to post that picture of the turtle when you need him?
  4. #4
    It's cool when guys like that get a huge stack.
    Check out the new blog!!!
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    Default Re: LOLZ

    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by Massimo
    redgrape said, "LOLZ"
    redgrape said, "DONKEY"
    Not to be one of those guys but this is the worst thing you could do.
    100% agreed, saying shit like this is retarded and makes me think less of you
  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Massimo
    redgrape said, "LOLZ"
    redgrape said, "DONKEY"
    redgrape said, "I HATE IT WHEN YOU GIVE ME MONEY"
    redgrape said, "STOP! FIND ANOTHER TABLE BUT"
    redgrape said, "B4 U GO"
    redgrape said, "CAN YOU LOOK AT MY PENIS? IS IT BIGGER NOW?!"
    FYP
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    haha... i think his chat was actually off, or he didn't notice it because he was multitabling, becuase he never said on thing even when observers were talking to him.

    But you guys are right... pretty low class and stupid (if i want the donkey's back) of me. I was just so ecstatic i wanted to say something, but it was so late i had no one to talk to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drmcboy
    Quote Originally Posted by Massimo
    redgrape said, "LOLZ"
    redgrape said, "DONKEY"
    redgrape said, "I HATE IT WHEN YOU GIVE ME MONEY"
    redgrape said, "STOP! FIND ANOTHER TABLE BUT"
    redgrape said, "B4 U GO"
    redgrape said, "CAN YOU LOOK AT MY PENIS? IS IT BIGGER NOW?!"
    FYP
    LOL, this is hilarious. But true
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