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    Default so i buy a roley....

    I bought a black submariner like 4 months ago, bought it used from rolex dealer and all that jazz. Anyway i go to new york city this past week and i am walking up and down canal street and about 50 people ask me if i want to buy a rolex. I didnt take my watch with me on the trip for obv reasons, but one of the guys flashed a watch just like mine so i take a look at at and it looks and feels just like mine. So i get curious to see how close of a fake it is to mine so i haggle with the dude and pick it up for a few hundred( by brother got a cheaper felling fake for like 40 bucks).
    I get back to texas and get my watch and CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE, i almost forget which one is my real one. So i take it to the dealer and he cant tell either, he takes it apart and starts telling me how i should be ashamed for buying it and blah blah blah, and tells me never to bring it in the store again, dick.

    moral of the story....buy a fake and save yourself 5k
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    I thought the fake ones were like 20 bucks?
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    they have a bunch of different grades, my brother bought a cheap fake with fake bling bling diamonds.
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    i got a real one on sunday

    damn

    fuck that rolex guy too
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    fuck that bling guys, buy some realestate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    fuck that bling guys, buy some realestate.
    i have some, needed a good watch also
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    Does a rolex has a crown or an R on the winder?
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    mine has the crown
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    So I learned how to counterfeit money today. A secret service agent stopped by our school today and explained the process. Mighty kind. (For those unawares, the secret service was created in 1865 to track down counterfeit money, it didnt begin "protection" services until quite a bit later)


    A) Head over to Bolivia. They use the same "paper" (its not really paper, it has fabric in it) as the United states. The currency exchange rate is rather small as well.
    B) Bleach the Bolivian currency using a diluted mixture of water and bleach.
    C) Reprint. The sophisticated counterfeiters use their own machines and plates to do this. The average criminal uses a xerox. It works about as well.

    The little pen the retailers use are made to detect the fibers in the "paper". Since youre using the exact same paper but with different printing, it'll pass the pen test.

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    wtf? Why would they tell you that?
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    sounds like too much effort, i'll just get a job
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    LAE -- the pre-professional frat for law enforcement, had him as a guest speaker today. He rambled a bit. Showed us some counterfeit money. Someone asked. He told us.
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    was he passing out counterfeit money? cause that would be cool
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    pics of respective roleys?
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    i didnt think i wouldlike the two tone shit but then i put it on and it looks pretty baller
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    wtf? Why would they tell you that?
    my guess would be that it's not exactly a huge secret, and obviously it's not 100% foolproof or even close.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe


    i didnt think i wouldlike the two tone shit but then i put it on and it looks pretty baller
    I don't like the two tone look.



    Is more my kind of watch.
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    My watch



    the fake my brother bought

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe


    i didnt think i wouldlike the two tone shit but then i put it on and it looks pretty baller
    I don't like the two tone look.



    Is more my kind of watch.
    yea, but once you see the two tone on the wrist its straight pimp

    that rolex you have a pic of looks gross, not very baller either
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    that brown watch isnt a rolex i dont think. I wanted a wear every day watch, so i didnt get a 2 tone or anything like that. Even still, i dont wear all that often.
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    Yah, its not a rolex. It's just the style of watch I like. I don't really like any rolexes.
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    who wears watches nowadays?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bode-ist
    Trikflow, what do you think about your boy Chau Giang FTing the LAPC?
    HE NEED THE MONEY ROBUSTO

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