Name my new biz, win 20 bucks

[Trikflow77]

Me and my brother are starting a coffee shop, with girls in bikinis selling the coffee. We havent put much thought into a name yet, which we need to do. So i thought i would use you guys to help me out The only thing is the name MUST let the consumer know that there is half naked girls selling the coffee. Winnar get 20 bucks shipped to them on stars if i use the name which i most likely will.

[gabe]

hot stuff

[gabe]

babes and beans

[gabe]

beans and babes

[Knytestorme]

"The half-naked girls selling coffee shoppe"

It's sutble, honest and to the point

[Knytestorme]

Hooterbucks?

[Knytestorme]

Beans'n'Bikinis ?

Actually, think I prefer Bikinis'N'Beans a little better

[gabe]

im not putting my good suggestions up until you agree to some royalty payments

[givememyleg]

im not putting my good suggestions up until you agree to some royalty payments

haha

[bigred]

Hooterbucks made me laugh.

[euphoricism]

edit: nevermind. I have the perfect name, but its worth way, way more than 20 bucks.

[gabe]

starboobs
starcunts

[thizzSantaCruz]

beezies and hot brew

[lolzzz_321]

doe boys fresh

[lolzzz_321]

port of miami

[lolzzz_321]

mocha fwappachino

[lolzzz_321]

beans and bosoms

[lolzzz_321]

busty beans

[lolzzz_321]

voluptuous java

[boost]

will you be able to pay for a lil extra sugar?

[IowaSkinsFan]

cooters

[biondino]

ISF wins

(seriously, this is a terrible idea, wtf?)

[Borgib]

Javalicious

The Naked Coffee Shop

The Scantily-clad Coffee Shop

Coffee hold the clothes

Coffee and Skin

[Jay67s]

Camel Joes

[Jay67s]

Not your Fathers Coffee Shop

Hot Stuff & Hot Stuff (will split it with Gabe)

[Jay67s]

Jugs of Coffee

Coffee and Jugs

[Jay67s]

Get a Cup and Eye Full

Coffee Cups and D Cups

[Jay67s]

Okay Maybe I should write them down and post them all at once

[uscheese]

Seattles Breast
Central Perk
Dunkin Titties
Milk and Sugar

[seoul_child1]

Chicks Flow Coffee (Shop)

[zook]

They already have these in Seattle. All coffee trends start here.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...egirls22e.html

[Fortune 500]

Lattes and Hotties.

Badonkin' Donuts.

No matter what you name it, you must label the sizes:

A Cup,
B Cup
C Cup
D Cup
and
Double D cup.

I demand it.

Make Checks payable to Fortune 500.

[gabe]

how about call the place 'cups' ?

[dsmrolla06]

how about call the place 'cups' ?

What about C Cups. The c has a double meaning with coffe cups and c cups.

[gabe]

maybe, trik are you hiring any girls who wear c cups ??

[euphoricism]

how about call the place 'cups' ?

What about C Cups. The c has a double meaning with coffe cups and c cups.

This was my suggestion lol

[mrhappy333]

Bagels and Buns

[a500lbgorilla]

The Coffee Shop where hot Bikini-wearing sloots serve you mediocre coffee.

[Trikflow77]

maybe, trik are you hiring any girls who wear c cups ??

i have 3 girls so far that are going to work, ine is a c cup, the other two are bigger i think.


Gabe do you get negative royalties if this bombs?

BTW, there are some good ideas in here, some are quite funny

[Fortune 500]

I've got it.

The Perky-ulator.

[Fortune 500]

i have 3 girls so far that are going to work, ine is a c cup, the other two are bigger i think.

We need to evaluate your business plan.

Pics, now, please.

[Silly String]

How about some alliteration with the Barista name:

Beautiful Baristas
Bartista Babes' Coffee House
Baristas in Bikinis
Tropical Barista Babes
Bodacious Baristas Coffee/Java
Bountiful Baristas Coffee/Java
Buxom Baristas Coffee/Java
Bosom Baristas Coffee/Java
Bold Baristas Coffee/Java
and finally . . .

Bosom Buddies' Coffee House -- My personal favorite
Bold Java, Inc.

or
Java Hut w/Smut (Penthouse on the coffee tables)

[chipper5711]

How about:

Debbie Does Donuts

Teez Coffeehouse

Bodacious Cafe

Curves-n-Coffee

[Rabid Dog]

The Bikini Bean
C_up o Joe
C_up o Java

[Trikflow77]

dam this is going to be tough.

LOL, am i supposed to be like "hey let me take your picture to put on the intahnet."

[a500lbgorilla]

Boobies

[DaNutsInYoEye]

Coffee Cabaret
The Lactating Latte
Lactiferous Lattes
Cup and a Handful
Breast Coffee in Town
Cup of Hoe
Big Cups
Coffee Cunts
Juicy Java(s)
We Serve Coffee Too
Mocha and Mammaries
We Perk You Up, Perkies, We're Perky, etc.
Demitasse in D's
The Sexpresso Shop
Mugs and Jugs
HOT Coffee
HOTtie Coffee
Eye Openers
Two Cups
Cups R' Us

Slogan (extra $$ obviously):

"Where even black coffee comes with a little milk."
"The second cup is on us."
"Where everything is perky."
"Because you can't keep your hands off our cups."

[bigred]

Motorboatin' Mocha should be one of your flavors.

[DaNutsInYoEye]

Motorboatin' Mocha should be one of your flavors.

awesome.

also, they must wear thongs and you must have a stripper pole in the middle of the sitting area.

sign idea: cartoon of hot topless chick holding two cups of coffee in front of her with steam rising up to barely obscure her nipplets.


So many ideas because I'm procrastinating because I have a test tommorow. That and because I'm a pervert.

[mrhappy333]

where is this coffee joint, cause I think we need an FTR trip one day.

[mrhappy333]

oh, check this out.

http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=2835315

[animal_chin]

Taboo Brew
A Cup of Joe and a Hoe
Missing Tops Coffee Shop


All I can think of at the moment.

[Trikflow77]

i have a feeling im going to get in a war with the baptist church across the street.

[euphoricism]

My idea was beach-themed. Chicks in bikinis, served from a little tiki-hut counter thing.

Sea Cups.

[DaNutsInYoEye]

i have a feeling im going to get in a war with the baptist church across the street.

Just offer free coffee to all clergy members and children under the age of 12 years old.

[bigred]

Just offer free 12 year olds to all clergy members

YFYP

The y is for yarrrr!

[IowaSkinsFan]

I Like My Coffee like My Women

[IowaSkinsFan]

trik, isn't the age group for coffee drinkers normally middle aged couples and buisness men/women? i only seeing this appealing to one group.

[bigred]

I Like My Coffee like My Women

Your brother told me you don't like coffee...

[Fortune 500]

I Like My Coffee like My Women

Ground up and freeze-dried?

You sick bastard.

[uscheese]

How about a bottomless burger joint?

[Lukie]

Chase Lain Coffee Shop

[JJDAMAN]

I Like My Coffee like My Women

Ground up and freeze-dried?

You sick bastard.

NO NO NO!

It's I like my coffee like I like my women, black or ground up and stuffed in the freezer.

[Pythonic]

I have been thinking of opening up a topless haircut salon for the last 5 years. Any idea what I should name it?

[Trikflow77]

trik, isn't the age group for coffee drinkers normally middle aged couples and buisness men/women? i only seeing this appealing to one group.

This would be true, but i live in texas, which has TONS of hispanics, which will buy anything if there is hot white women involved. This is why I will be selling jarritos and other fine products of mexico.

[bigred]

Oh, well in that case....cafe con hooteros