no reads due to alcoholism.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($29)
Hero ($61.15)
UTG ($74.80)
Button ($54.40)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J, A.
UTG calls $0.50, Button calls $0.50, SB completes, Hero raises to $2, UTG calls $1.50, Button calls $1.50, SB calls $1.50.

Flop: ($8) A, 3, 7 (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4, UTG calls $4, Button folds, SB folds.

Turn: ($16) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $9, UTG calls $9.

River: ($34) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $13.5, Hero ?

I don't believe villain has 2p or slowplayed a set, so question is: are we outkicked, or is this a bluffed blown FD?

Who considers a call here standard? anyone lead river?