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    Default Bananas and Peanut Butter: The Atheist's worst nightmare

    Creationist argue that the Banana proves that God exists. THE ATHEIST'S WORST NIGHTMARE:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zwbhAXe5yk

    Peanut Butter also proves the theory of evolution is wrong:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504
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    For the real proof:

    Take the banana. Slice the banana.
    Take the peanut butter, put it on a sandwich.
    Put the banana on the sandwich.
    Fry the sandwich.
    Eat the sandwich.

    That stuff killed Elvis and I can see why...
    Tell me you can have something that disgustingly good without there being a God.

    Plus, imagine it without the heart-clogging collesterol and the zillion calories and then you've got some idea of what heaven is like.

    THere you go. The theology of the fried peanut butter and banana sammich.
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    Faith in Jesus Christ is +EV. That is all.
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    its so sad, there are probably millions of people in this country nodding thier heads to this. I had this friend a long time ago, I got in a discussion about evolution, and he explained to me that dinosaur bones where placed in the ground by god as a test of our faith. Teaching this crap to kids should be a punishable form of child abuse under the law..
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    I had this friend a long time ago, I got in a discussion about evolution, and he explained to me that dinosaur bones where placed in the ground by god as a test of our faith.
    There's another variation of this (told to me by an avid bible-thumper friend of mine, who skews toward believing literal interpretations of the word, after he watched some evangelical video on the subject). He believes dinosaur bones, carbon-dating (which puts the existence of life on Earth at millions of years, rather than the literal Bible math of thousands of years), and all such evidence that defies biblical teachings were placed for us to discover not by God, but by Satan in order to blind humanity and tempt us to the dark side.
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    I still have never tried a banana peanut butter sandwich even though my friends have told me they were good. A couple others are also avid peanut butter and pickle sandwich eaters.

    I've also never found a civilization in my peanut butter.
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    you gotta drizzle a lil bit of honey in it before frying, sooo g00t

    xianti, Im not sure which version I like better, they both are very entertaining though.
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