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    Default Lets play the Facebook Fuckup!!!!!

    Ok, small problem. So far I have not had a problem, but I or someone else will. I don't want to have to explain who these strange young men are on my Facebook Friends list.

    Guys, the only picture most of us have of most of us is some retard sitting at a computer posting on FTR and playing poker. Sure some are friends, some are family, but for the most part, my life is fucked up. I haven't spent anytime figuring out who's who, what they look like and where they do their business. You can't just pop up as a friend to be added if I have never heard your real name, seen your real face, hell how many think Rondavu actually is Snoop, or Fnord is Rumsfeild?? The least you can do is join the FTR group first and post your FTR handle so some of us morons don't spend two hours trying to find out who the little red haired girls father is??

    Just play along, your not as well recognized as you think, but yes I still want you to join my list. It's actually cool getting the inside scoop on something other than how many buy-ins you lost.
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    im motivated to sign up at facebook. never heard of it before tho.
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    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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    Dont. Its the time-sink gay hole. Only useful for remembering random people at parties.
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    Or having Ex buddies ex girlfriends finally find you. Good or bad, it depends.
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    i hate all the myspace and facebook stuff. Becuase I never want to respond to anything and people get angry about it.
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    yea, i see why i never heard of it. got funny results for a search for "ftr" and liked "fucked the rest" the most
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    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    New T-shirt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    i hate all the myspace and facebook stuff. Becuase I never want to respond to anything and people get angry about it.
    You should try getting friends and/or meeting girls. Great way if you forget a number or don't want to necessarily call them right away. Myspace is the suck though.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    facebook shipit
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    i just added everyone who wrote on the facebook wall that i wasnt friends with already, i hope to have 15 new friends tomorrow
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    alright so i just found the group and added every single person to my facebook friends list! imma be so popular!
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    I am also in
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    i have too many guy friends now, i might have to make some cuts!
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    Man, now people are going to see I'm friends with a guy named Carl Carlson.
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    yo bob give me a sweet title/office in the group
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    Who the hell is Carl Carlson?
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    dont make me bump the thread
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    Never mind. I figured it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    Never mind. I figured it out.
    TOO LATE I ALREADY WENT THERE
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i have too many guy friends now, i might have to make some cuts!
    Don't cut the guys. Just take the hot girls from all their friends lists and have them as your own.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i have too many guy friends now, i might have to make some cuts!
    Don't cut the guys. Just take the hot girls from all their friends lists and have them as your own.
    I can see it now.

    "Who's this guy from your Facebook that just asked me to be freinds??"

    "Ah, That's gabe. The guy from FTR I showed you, playing on stars."

    "Oh ok", Click...confirm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i have too many guy friends now, i might have to make some cuts!
    Don't cut the guys. Just take the hot girls from all their friends lists and have them as your own.
    I can see it now.

    "Who's this guy from your Facebook that just asked me to be freinds??"

    "Ah, That's gabe. The guy from FTR I showed you, playing on stars."

    "Oh ok", Click...confirm.
    Haha, I laughed at the thought of a guy inviting a hot chick over to watch Gabe play online poker.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    I was showing her how baller I could be some day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    I was showing her how eBaller I could be some day.
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    ok i decided to make one today.
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    lol u run bad at last names
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    triptanes start enough werewolf ty
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    start another?
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    cant win em all

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