Please bare with this topic, I know 5 hands is a bitch but these are the type of crazy hands I'd expect to see in the highlights of a 5k sample, not in one session.. Plus I need a lot of help if I'm ever going to make good money.

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Hand 1: Just a preflop checkup. Given that I've got an ok hand, position on the raiser, the caller is a fish, and we've got 50BB effective, is this a call?

Seat 1: oberoende ($55.30 in chips)
Seat 3: R3sistance ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 5: arquero ($80.85 in chips)
Seat 8: Ratfood ($121.70 in chips)
Seat 10: stormpp ($219.20 in chips) DEALER
oberoende: Post SB $0.50
R3sistance: Post BB $1.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to R3sistance [:Th: :Kh:]
arquero: Call $1.00
Ratfood: Fold
stormpp: Fold
oberoende: Raise $4.00
R3sistance calls?


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Hand 2:

HelloFishyCash was a really smart 30/15 TAG who had been giving me a shitload of trouble postflop in the first 80 or so hands I'd played with him, using his position well and floating and pouncing on weakness and pissing me off. I decided to take a stand so that he'd leave me alone a bit.

Seat 1: HelloFishyCash ($93.35 in chips)
Seat 3: TheJunkie ($109.10 in chips) DEALER
Seat 5: xxAdizzlexx ($100.00 in chips)
Seat 6: devileyes87 ($85.45 in chips)
Seat 8: R3sistance ($97.55 in chips)
xxAdizzlexx: Post SB $0.50
devileyes87: Post BB $1.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to R3sistance [ ]
R3sistance: Raise $4.00
HelloFishyCash: Call $4.00
3 folds
*** FLOP *** [:As: :Td:]
R3sistance: Bet $6.00
HelloFishyCash: Call $6.00
*** TURN *** []
R3sistance: Check
HelloFishyCash: Bet $14.00
R3sistance: Allin $87.55


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Hand 3: Fucking crazy shit. quito71 I hadn't seen much of, but I was pretty sure he was a retard. His push looks like a panic push that doesn't want a call, and it's probable that HelloFishyCash is thinking the same as me - he ran his timer down pretty heavy before calling the push. He also knows/thinks that I'm cbetting pretty much all of my PFR range here.

Seat 1: arquero ($28.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Mallan81 ($94.33 in chips)
Seat 5: R3sistance ($101.00 in chips)
Seat 6: quito71 ($133.20 in chips) DEALER
Seat 8: dragon77z ($119.55 in chips)
Seat 10: HelloFishyCash ($109.60 in chips)
dragon77z: Post SB $0.50
HelloFishyCash: Post BB $1.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to R3sistance []
2 folds
R3sistance: Raise $4.00
quito71: Call $4.00
1 fold
HelloFishyCash: Call $3.00
*** FLOP *** [:Jd::Td:]
HelloFishyCash: Check
R3sistance: Bet $8.00
quito71: Raise $129.20
HelloFishyCash: Allin $105.60
R3sistance thinks and....


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Hand 4: Sick flop, but can I get away? My opponent is a 17/12 type. I check on the flop so that he thinks 99, TT and AQ could well be good, although in hindsight this was probably the wrong move because seeing a turn card could really suck for me.

Seat 1: Malter74 ($84.45 in chips)
Seat 5: vivvian ($44.93 in chips)
Seat 6: woman9 ($97.10 in chips)
Seat 8: TheJunkie ($140.00 in chips) DEALER
Seat 10: R3sistance ($107.40 in chips)
R3sistance: Post SB $0.50
Malter74: Post BB $1.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to R3sistance [:Kh::Kc:]
vivvian: Call $1.00
1 fold
TheJunkie: Raise $4.00
R3sistance: Raise $12.00
2 folds
TheJunkie: Call $8.50
*** FLOP *** [:Js::Qd:]
R3sistance: Check
TheJunkie: Bet $18.50
R3sistance: Call $18.50
*** TURN *** []
R3sistance: Check
TheJunkie: Allin $109.00

That shove doesn't look like it wants a call, but then again my hand may be faceup to him so he's decided to go for pwnage, I don't know.


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Hand 5:
I was planning to go for medium-pot value on the turn and river, but the river looked like a card that improved him a lot of the time.. Plus I felt I was better off getting a lot of money from the flush than trying to get small value out of a lot of one pair hands that may fold.

Seat 1: Mallan81 ($72.00 in chips)
Seat 3: R3sistance ($158.50 in chips)
Seat 5: enslnd ($95.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Nashywack ($89.90 in chips)
Seat 8: brendy69 ($114.30 in chips) DEALER
Mallan81: Post SB $0.50
R3sistance: Post BB $1.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to R3sistance [:Ad: :Ac:]
1 fold
Nashywack: Call $1.00
2 folds
R3sistance: Raise $3.00
Nashywack: Call $3.00
*** FLOP *** [:Qs:]
R3sistance: Bet $5.00
Nashywack: Call $5.00
*** TURN *** []
R3sistance: Bet $12.00
Nashywack: Call $12.00
*** RIVER *** [:As:]
R3sistance: Allin $137.50
Nashywack has 68 left..


Thanks to all who reply and help me out.