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  1. 06-24-2007 03:06 AM #1
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    Default I present to you...

    ... the Fnordfish!



    "Fnordfish (Xiphias fnordus) are large, highly migratory, predatory fish characterized by a long, flat bill. They are a popular forum fish, though elusive. Fnordfish are elongated, round-bodied, and lose all teeth and scales by adulthood."
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  2. 06-25-2007 04:33 PM #2
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    Pay attention, kids, this is what long hours without sleep will do to your sense of humour.

    Not even a courtesy laugh anyone? :'(
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  3. 06-25-2007 04:40 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    Pay attention, kids, this is what long hours without sleep will do to your sense of humour.

    Not even a courtesy laugh anyone? :'(
    no
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  4. 06-25-2007 05:15 PM #4
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    lol?

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  5. 06-25-2007 05:29 PM #5
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  6. 06-25-2007 10:23 PM #6
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    I think I would rather have read a Lukie story.
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  7. 06-25-2007 10:55 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zee Devee
    I think I would rather have read a Lukie story.
    Halv, Click Here
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  8. 06-26-2007 12:08 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    Not even a courtesy laugh anyone? :'(
    I liked it. Just didnt want to laugh at Fnord incase he eats me.
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  9. 06-26-2007 12:24 AM #9
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    posting a reg. picture of Fnrod would have been twice as funny
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  10. 06-26-2007 12:57 AM #10
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    [x] thread does not deliver
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  11. 06-26-2007 02:03 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zee Devee
    I think I would rather have read a Lukie story.
    you say it like it's a bad thing!
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  12. 06-26-2007 10:00 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelion
    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    Not even a courtesy laugh anyone? :'(
    I liked it. Just didnt want to laugh at Fnord incase he eats me.
    Fnord will not eat you. He will ask you a series of stinging questions relating to things you have done in which the answers will only lead to the conclusion for you and everyone that you are a complete fucking moron. The lack of confidence in yourself and the subsequent shame you feel for your own retardedness will be unbearable and you would take your own life.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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  13. 06-26-2007 11:56 AM #13
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    lol, im sure Halv will come back from this flaming even more powerful
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  14. 06-26-2007 01:01 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Fnord will not eat you. He will ask you a series of stinging questions relating to things you have done in which the answers will only lead to the conclusion for you and everyone that you are a complete fucking moron. The lack of confidence in yourself and the subsequent shame you feel for your own retardedness will be unbearable and you would take your own life.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvge-c2_Xg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Xz8aLuD7Y
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  15. 06-26-2007 06:43 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Fnord will not eat you. He will ask you a series of stinging questions relating to things you have done in which the answers will only lead to the conclusion for you and everyone that you are a complete fucking moron. The lack of confidence in yourself and the subsequent shame you feel for your own retardedness will be unbearable and you would take your own life.
    lol, quality
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