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    Default lol herpesaments (sfw) BEWARE OF LINKS!!

    i named this thread such that nobody else could reply to it with that name.

    I, Jishu, have herpes. Mouth herpes. People are born with it, simplex 1 if anyone is keeping count.

    I (sometimes) get cold sores. However, I have found out a great way to deal with them.

    Every cold sore sufferer knows when one is coming. IF youve never had one then you are lucky. If you have had them in your life, you know the feeling. Sort of numbish.. i wont even try explaining. However, I'll medicate without any doctoral knowledge.

    What I do, when I feel them coming, is soak a Q tip in nail polish remover for a few seconds, then I press it onto where I feel it coming. Its horrible inhaling, you dont even get high off it. Kinda gross. I do it for about 5-10 minutes until I feel it is good to go.

    The purpose of doing this is drying out the sore before it even becomes a real problem. It is still sort of visible, but only as a smallish pimple in most cases. If you can pop it, be sure to sterilize your face otherwise youll face a bigger dillema.

    You can also use bleach in the same way, however its much more caustic and Ive never tried it. I duno.

    I have fairly sensitive skin, and it can handle the nail polish remover. However I suggest you test it out before hand to be sure you can handle this.

    Anyways, most people who dont get cold sores really won't care much about this thread. Probably wasted their time reading this. However, if you do get cold sores and felt helpless, i hope this help. They suck. Espceially the big, dirty ones that keep you indoors. For like a week. It is sick.

    Anyways, hope this helped at least one person,

    Jishu
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    Default Re: lol herpesaments (sfw)

    Quote Originally Posted by Jishu
    I, Jishu, have herpes.
    haha, great!
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    So you're saying you were born with it? Add that to the list of ways to get Herpes

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    - Any social interaction with Xianti
    - Shaking hands with a hooker
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    Those are stupid. We all know the Xman gives you the clap. We also know hookers are a clean, respected people.
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    Yeah. Who really shakes a hookers hand? Not like your giving them a raise or a promotion... or most of the time a job well done.
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    Nothing to see here folks, only herpes
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    Can you get mouth herpes from kissing someone while they are suffering a mouth herpes breakout?


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    wiki

    Transmission

    HSV is generally transmitted by direct contact of lips or genitals when the sores are present, or just before they appear (known as shedding).

    i guess so.

    i think this calls for more research
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    can you get junk herpes from mouth herpes? or are they 2 separate things. probly a dumb question.
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    uh.. im the master of shaving privates, not diagnosis. I dont think so, thought.
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    L Lysene Is a supplament to help Mouth sores to not re occur.
    Although continued kissing with Big Red will cause them to re occur no matter how much bleach, l lysene, or Nail polish remover you inhale.
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    Ive found that lysene helps heal an existing cold sore. ive never known it to be a preventative measure.

    I find the best way is wait for it so start comin, then burn that sucker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bode-ist
    can you get junk herpes from mouth herpes? or are they 2 separate things. probly a dumb question.
    No. They're both a kind of herpes but not the same thing.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    I survived college and somehow didn't get the herp or anything else. I am lucky. Trust me.


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    please dont let a chick with cold sores go down on you. You WILL contract the real deal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JJDAMAN
    please dont let a chick with cold sores go down on you. You WILL contract the real deal.
    No. But you can contract the cold-sore one this way. But the oral herpes virus won't turn into genital herpes because it's contracted through the genitals.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by JJDAMAN
    please dont let a chick with cold sores go down on you. You WILL contract the real deal.
    No. But you can contract the cold-sore one this way. But the oral herpes virus won't turn into genital herpes because it's contracted through the genitals.
    Didn't they teach you this is sex-ed?

    http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/0938.html

    Cold sores, on the other hand, are small red blisters that generally affect the mouth and facial areas, but usually appear on the lip and outer edge of the mouth. In contrast to canker sores, cold sores are extremely contagious and are most often caused by the Herpes Simplex virus type 1 (HSV-1). More importantly, when oral herpes lesions and/or its contents come into direct contact with the genital area through oral-genital sex, genital herpes most likely will develop.
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    dude wait ... herpes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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    the herp scares me... condoms dont help...
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    I dont know if this is true or not but in college when our finance class team meeting turned into sex talk this chick there said one of her guy friends in high school ate out a girl who had herpies and he must have really been going at it because she said somehow the herpies got infected into his eye and over time he went totally blind in that eye. The worst part of it is she said it was the first time he had ever eatin a girl out and was talkin about the rotten ass luck he had. I could see it being possible though with the eye having like a big mucus layer, i could see herpies taking it over.
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    yah supposedly you can get a lot of std infections in your eyes since they thrive in that sorta environment. Going down on a chick that isnt your girlfriend is a big no-no to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
    I dont know if this is true or not but in college when our finance class team meeting turned into sex talk this chick there said one of her guy friends in high school ate out a girl who had herpies and he must have really been going at it because she said somehow the herpies got infected into his eye and over time he went totally blind in that eye. The worst part of it is she said it was the first time he had ever eatin a girl out and was talkin about the rotten ass luck he had. I could see it being possible though with the eye having like a big mucus layer, i could see herpies taking it over.
    Ocular herpies. Google it. Its amazing.
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    I'll let you click on this one so we can keep our SFW tag, but the link is NSFW. I lol'd, though.

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    Thats uh... really disgusting.
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    Self portrait?
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    This thread sux
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    my teacher in high school had/has herpes in her eye
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    this makes me regret hittin it raw so very much... alcohol impairs no judgment too much.
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    this makes me regret hittin it raw so very much... alcohol impairs no judgment too much.
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