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    Default vote for my video and win me monies ftr!

    hi ftr. i made a video and entered it into a contest, and i would like you to give me 5 stars cuz you love me.

    these were the guidelines:

    Win $10,000 and a night out with Playboy/FHM model Carrie Stroup! Just show us what it takes to be a real player -- or the exact opposite. Pay tribute to successful, confident players you admire, or parody wannabe players that just don't get it.
    i don't know if i even like the video, but whatever. comedy isn't really my thing but i figured what the hell might as well try to win 10k. didn't turn out as good as i wanted because my camera is a pos and i put this off for a long time and the contest deadline is in 4 days. i don't think the video with the most views or highest rating wins (it's judged by them) but any little bit helps. thanks ftr, i whored my shirt for you. here is the link:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLBJ48bjQ8U

    beat - yes, that is actually my car
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    I thought it was hilarious. Some funny details: pulling undies out of butt-crack; no hand-washing after wiping with Washington; changing in the bathroom;... and I don't know why, but the loud creaking sounds of your deck as you walk out of the house made me laugh.
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    thanks x! it was about 2º F when i shot that outside lol .. oh how i love the UP
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    I gave you 5 stars b/c you are Carl Carlson, the video was kinda meh though.
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    I think it's very well done.

    Minor thoughts:
    Should have pulled some 20s out of your wallet to wipe with.
    Your finger click after you changed is ghey (although the transition is awesome).
    Needs background music (first thought is "damn it feels good to be a gangster" but too many people are going to use that).
    (\__/)
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Needs background music (first thought is "damn it feels good to be a gangster" but too many people are going to use that).
    really good idea
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    i wish i could have used music too, but any copyrighted material would forfeit my chances of winning

    the gay finger click was intentionally gay, so i guess it worked!
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    you need cobere to write you up a little diddy
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    awesome, FTR check is in the mail for the T shirt in the shitter view.

    I am confused about one thing though, When did you get your leg back?
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    awesome!
    5 stars

    now pics of playmate

    and your avatar is dizzying
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    got my vote, kiddo!
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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    good to know you lean and don't stand to wipe
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    good to know you lean and don't stand to wipe
    i'm still laughing
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    good to know you lean and don't stand to wipe
    haha knew someone would say that.

    That said, leaning is gay. Nice vid though
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    good to know you lean and don't stand to wipe
    hahahah, i spenda ... i'll never understand how some people stand when they wipe..

    thanks everyone for your support so far!!! who knows, maybe i'll be donking around with that babe for a night with 10 gs in my pocket.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    awesome, FTR check is in the mail for the T shirt in the shitter view.

    I am confused about one thing though, When did you get your leg back?
    very good question....
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    who knows, maybe i'll be donking around with that babe for a night with 10 gs in my pocket.
    This thread goes ++++ev with pictures
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    i 5ed you.
    do the right thing.
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    CCIV, looks like they extended the entry deadline to March 15:
    http://www.youtube.com/group/UnleashThePlayer


    btw... when you go out with Carrie Stroup, can you get her to pose in an FTR thong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    CCIV, looks like they extended the entry deadline to March 15:
    http://www.youtube.com/group/UnleashThePlayer


    btw... when you go out with Carrie Stroup, can you get her to pose in an FTR thong?
    yeah i'm pretty pissed about that. but what can i do, bad marketing ftw. i guess i'll have to wait another month, whatever.

    sure, hook me up and if i get drunk enough i might ask her!
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    sure, hook me up and if i get drunk enough i might ask her!
    I threw in FTR boxers so you two can match and FTR license plate frame for your car so you look even more ballin' when you drive her around in it.
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    how do you vote? I liked the vid, nice job.
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    thats so sick. one time GGML!!!
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Some guy
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    What is this? 2005?

    gl tho.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    if we need to vote again let us know
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    ONE TIME LEEEEE JONESSSS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by Some guy
    Known as “GiveMeMyLeg” at FlopTurnRiver.com where he’s active in online poker discussions
    What is this? 2005?

    gl tho.
    lol qft

    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    if we need to vote again let us know
    ultimately they are the ones who decide who wins, regardless if mine is rated higher or not. i was just hoping that getting some mad votes might help influence their decision.

    thanks again folks.
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    and damnit the contest is extended again, this time to march 31st.
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    so awesome if this holds

    ONE TIME LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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