Post a hand so that I can tell you how bad you play

[TheFaucet]

[WildBobAA]

POKERSTARS GAME #13343259061: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/11/19 - 17:26:18 (ET)
Table 'Triberga' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: xRt! ($247.15 in chips)
Seat 2: qwertyman1 ($101.35 in chips)
Seat 3: lakedistrikt ($100 in chips)
Seat 4: stentjulf ($110.70 in chips)
Seat 5: WildBob182 ($100 in chips)
Seat 6: PJmackzymal ($107.90 in chips)
stentjulf: posts small blind $0.50
WildBob182: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WildBob182 [2c 6h]
PJmackzymal: folds
xRt!: folds
qwertyman1: folds
lakedistrikt: folds
stentjulf: folds
WildBob182 collected $1 from pot
WildBob182: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1 | Rake $0
Seat 1: xRt! folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: qwertyman1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: lakedistrikt (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: stentjulf (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: WildBob182 (big blind) collected ($1)
Seat 6: PJmackzymal folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[euphoricism]

I didnt know you still actually played wildbob. I thought you just trolled the commune

[WildBobAA]

I just don't post in the poker related forums anymore. The reason I don't post is that I feel that there are enough qualified people giving enough advice already. I don't post hands because I'm stuck playing 100NL and I don't really need any help beating 100NL. The reason I haven't moved up is b/c I've had to cash out about 15K this year paying for random stuff including a honeymoon, a car for my wife, and some rent/utilties (and also a bunch of shit I wanted but didn't really need).

Yes it sucks being stuck at 100NL while the majority of the good players on this forum are playing 200NL+ but I don't really have much of a choice at this point in my life.

[jyms]

POKERSTARS GAME #13066339880: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.10/$0.25) - 2007/11/05 - 21:23:04 (ET)
Table 'Hippasos' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: maggotfeed ($4.60 in chips)
Seat 3: C_EllisKK ($15.15 in chips)
Seat 5: trainer_jyms ($27.05 in chips)
Seat 6: ElmiraMike ($21.05 in chips)
Seat 7: sHlTsWiZz3aK ($22.40 in chips)
Seat 8: monnemma ($7.40 in chips)
Seat 9: Weirdboy ($29 in chips)
C_EllisKK: posts small blind $0.10
trainer_jyms: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to trainer_jyms [Ac As]
ElmiraMike: folds
sHlTsWiZz3aK: folds
monnemma: folds
Weirdboy: folds
maggotfeed: folds
C_EllisKK: folds
trainer_jyms collected $0.20 from pot
trainer_jyms: doesn't show hand

[meeloche]

This is how original I am

POKERSTARS GAME #13007763433: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.10/$0.25) - 2007/11/03 - 01:01:04 (ET)
Table 'Tabora II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: Boston pkt 8 ($25 in chips)
Seat 4: meeloche ($56.70 in chips)
Seat 5: stickdude90 ($39.75 in chips)
Seat 6: health99 ($28.20 in chips)
Boston pkt 8: posts small blind $0.10
meeloche: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to meeloche [7h 2d]
stickdude90: folds
health99: folds
Boston pkt 8: folds
meeloche collected $0.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $0.20 | Rake $0
Seat 2: Boston pkt 8 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: meeloche (big blind) collected ($0.20)
Seat 5: stickdude90 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: health99 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[TheFaucet]

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WildBob182 [2c 6h]
PJmackzymal: folds
xRt!: folds
qwertyman1: folds
lakedistrikt: folds
stentjulf: folds
WildBob182 collected $1 from pot
WildBob182: doesn't show hand

you should have showed, people would've went on monkey tilt when they realized they folded to 26

[TheFaucet]

POKERSTARS GAME #13066339880: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.10/$0.25)

BEAT
WHAT ARE YOU, 12, PLAYING WITH THE ALLOWANCE YOU GOT FROM MOMMY?

[jyms]

POKERSTARS GAME #13066339880: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.10/$0.25)

BEAT
WHAT ARE YOU, 12, PLAYING WITH THE ALLOWANCE YOU GOT FROM MOMMY?

I was doing a video for Grinderschool.com showing guys how to "PLAY WITH THE ALLOWANCE YOU GOT FROM MOMMY?"

[TheFaucet]

POKERSTARS GAME #13066339880: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.10/$0.25)

BEAT
WHAT ARE YOU, 12, PLAYING WITH THE ALLOWANCE YOU GOT FROM MOMMY?

I was doing a video for Grinderschool.com showing guys how to "PLAY WITH THE ALLOWANCE YOU GOT FROM MOMMY?"

I don't get it, are you trying to brag or something

[jyms]

You asked, I answered. I knew you were a moron, I never thought you were stupid too.

[gabe]

i 3 bet villian every chance i get, thoughts?


PokerStars Game #13337979556: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/11/19 - 12:56:45 (ET)
Table 'Caecilia II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: VonSteph ($657.75 in chips)
Seat 2: Villeroi ($1086.40 in chips)
Seat 3: gp333 ($600 in chips)
Seat 4: Safriel ($723.65 in chips)
Seat 5: darkyz ($426.45 in chips)
Seat 6: HiPocketsAA ($520.40 in chips)
Villeroi: posts small blind $3
gp333: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [Td 4s]
Safriel: folds
darkyz: folds
HiPocketsAA: folds
VonSteph: folds
Villeroi: raises $12 to $18
gp333: raises $47 to $65
Villeroi: calls $47
*** FLOP *** [5h 6s 9s]
Villeroi: checks
gp333: checks
*** TURN *** [5h 6s 9s] [Th]
Villeroi: bets $100
gp333: raises $435 to $535 and is all-in

[Bmxicle]

one pair arrrrinnnn

$10/$20 No Limit Holdem
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN ($2259.00)
Hero ($7672.00)

Pre-flop: ($30, 2 players) Hero is BB
BTN raises to $60, Hero raises to $200, BTN calls $150

Flop: ($440, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $333, Hero goes all-in $7452, BTN goes all-in $1706

Turn: ($9931, 2 players)

River: ($9931, 2 players)

Final Pot: $9930.00
BTN shows:
Hero shows:

BTN wins $4517 ( won $2258 )
Hero wins $5413 ( lost -$2259 )

[Miffed22001]

***** Hand History for Game 5961621583 *****
$100 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, May 12, 10:36:24 ET 2007
Table Jackpot #1304646 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: SharkyPP ( $106.87 USD )
Seat 3: christ17 ( $87.80 USD )
Seat 4: guinnessd1 ( $95.47 USD )
Seat 6: slAlaton ( $107.75 USD )
Seat 5: Midasbwnedme ( $103.93 USD )
Seat 2: billlibons ( $99 USD )
billlibons posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
christ17 posts big blind [$1 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Midasbwnedme [ 7c 2d ]
guinnessd1 folds.
Midasbwnedme folds.
slAlaton folds.
SharkyPP calls [$1 USD]
billlibons calls [$0.50 USD]
christ17 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8d, 6d, Jd ]
billlibons checks.
christ17 bets [$2 USD]
SharkyPP raises [$4 USD]
>You have options at Table 126794 (No DP) Table!.
billlibons folds.
christ17 calls [$2 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9d ]
christ17 checks.
SharkyPP bets [$5 USD]
christ17 calls [$5 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 9c ]
christ17 checks.
SharkyPP bets [$20 USD]
christ17 calls [$20 USD]
SharkyPP shows [ Td, Qd ]a straight flush, Queen high.
christ17 doesn't show [ 5d, 7d ]a straight flush, Nine high.
The time at which hand ended:May 12 2007 10:37 ET
SharkyPP wins $57.50 USD from the main pot with a straight flush, Queen high.
>You have options at Table 126794 (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Jackpot #1305439 Table!.
OMG

[bigred]

You asked, I answered. I knew you were a moron, I never thought you were stupid too.

[TheFaucet]

You asked, I answered. I knew you were a moron, I never thought you were stupid too.

HU4BALLZ?
no seriously let's play HU bro, loser has to ship his testicles to the winner

[TheFaucet]

i 3 bet villian every chance i get, thoughts?


PokerStars Game #13337979556: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/11/19 - 12:56:45 (ET)
Table 'Caecilia II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: VonSteph ($657.75 in chips)
Seat 2: Villeroi ($1086.40 in chips)
Seat 3: gp333 ($600 in chips)
Seat 4: Safriel ($723.65 in chips)
Seat 5: darkyz ($426.45 in chips)
Seat 6: HiPocketsAA ($520.40 in chips)
Villeroi: posts small blind $3
gp333: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [Td 4s]
Safriel: folds
darkyz: folds
HiPocketsAA: folds
VonSteph: folds
Villeroi: raises $12 to $18
gp333: raises $47 to $65
Villeroi: calls $47
*** FLOP *** [5h 6s 9s]
Villeroi: checks
gp333: checks
*** TURN *** [5h 6s 9s] [Th]
Villeroi: bets $100
gp333: raises $435 to $535 and is all-in

DEAD SEXAY
the turn raise gave me a boner bro, I expect you to be ahead the majority of the time here but by raising you're also folding many of the made hands that are ahead and also dirtay drawing hands, I like it a lot

what I admire about gabe's game is his bluffing ability, heavy valuebetting, and unpredictability

[TheFaucet]

one pair arrrrinnnn

$10/$20 No Limit Holdem
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN ($2259.00)
Hero ($7672.00)

Pre-flop: ($30, 2 players) Hero is BB
BTN raises to $60, Hero raises to $200, BTN calls $150

Flop: ($440, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $333, Hero goes all-in $7452, BTN goes all-in $1706

Turn: ($9931, 2 players)

River: ($9931, 2 players)

Final Pot: $9930.00
BTN shows:
Hero shows:

BTN wins $4517 ( won $2258 )
Hero wins $5413 ( lost -$2259 )

standard with read

[TheFaucet]

yo stop posting sick semi-bluff/value bets where you're hand's ahead more than half the time and you''re folding better made hands and drawing hands and you still got outs, it's killing the thread k thx

[Bmxicle]

DAMMIT I TRY SO HARD TO PLAY BAD BUT I CAN:"T

[jyms]

yo stop posting sick semi-bluff/value bets where you're hand's ahead more than half the time and you''re folding better made hands and drawing hands and you still got outs, it's killing the thread k thx