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    Default Another one of my billion dollar ideas that I didnt act on

    http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/59794
    I thought of this in like 6th grade.
    Dammit
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    work on nuclear fusion. funding ftw.
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    Have they made cell phones with built in digital scales yet? Becuz i came up with that idea years ago.
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    please - I invented the coffee cup lid when I was 8 years old. We were at McDonalds and my mom's coffee was too hot, but she couldn't take the lid off. So I peeled back the top just enough so that it would cool off and she could still drink it with the lid on - 2 months later they had MY design cut into all the coffee cups -

    I also invented the laser beam tape measure all on my own - but didn't realize that had already been made. I actually have 2 patent ideas that I'm working on right now - I'm going to take them to a venture capital firm right after I do the Patent search to make sure it has no conflicts with any other products - I'm going to be a millionaire someday!
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    I INVENTED THE INTERNETZ
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I INVENTED THE INTERNETZ
    TY MR. GORE PLZ AUTOGRAPH MY GIANT GREEN PENIS
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    OMGZ UR PENIS HAS GLOBAL WARMINGZ ON IT, GIVE IT HERE BOY
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    I invented masturbation, I swear
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    Quote Originally Posted by DetroitHusling101
    Have they made cell phones with built in digital scales yet? Becuz i came up with that idea years ago.

    Dude fuck you....I came up with that in high school.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    Marry Me Cheryl!!!
    i (re)invented the luckboxx
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    i invented those christmas lights that come in nets instead of strings when i was like 8 years old. i told my dad about it but he never got the patent or tried to sell them. like 10 years later i started seeing them dammit
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    Quote Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
    Quote Originally Posted by DetroitHusling101
    Have they made cell phones with built in digital scales yet? Becuz i came up with that idea years ago.

    Dude fuck you....I came up with that in high school.
    I came up with high scool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
    Quote Originally Posted by DetroitHusling101
    Have they made cell phones with built in digital scales yet? Becuz i came up with that idea years ago.

    Dude fuck you....I came up with that in high school.
    Ok. Well i invinted high school.
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    Perpetual motion machine anyone?
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    himself fucker.
    I invented inventing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DetroitHusling101
    Have they made cell phones with built in digital scales yet? Becuz i came up with that idea years ago.
    Mine auto dials my girlfriends right after so I can complain about how fat I am!
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    My great-grandfather invented the patent, but he couldn't patent it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    My great-grandfather invented the patent, but he couldn't patent it.
    My great-grandfather patented it.
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    I invented the PrePasted tooth brush
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    I invented the digital music stand.
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    Well prozach, it looks like you've at least invented the dumbest thread in the commune in recent memory.
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    Inflatable dartboard anyone? anyone?
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