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  1. 02-05-2008 11:03 AM #1
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    Default How to Deal with Beats

    GODDAMN IT STG UPID MOTHERFUCKERS SHIT COCK FUCKING PISS DRINKING ANAL WHORES WHAT THE FUCK JESUS CHRIST
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    I end up punching myself, which has the benefit of not breaking anything combined with a short sharp shock of "ow! wtf are you doing you idiot??". It seems to work.
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    Default Re: How to Deal with Beats

    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    GODDAMN IT STG UPID MOTHERFUCKERS SHIT COCK FUCKING PISS DRINKING ANAL WHORES WHAT THE FUCK JESUS CHRIST
    What? Did you have a stupid neighbor too? :P
    I have no sig. Quit looking down here.
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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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  7. 02-05-2008 02:32 PM #7
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    hookers

    lots of hookers

    lots of AAA hookers
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    hookers

    lots of hookers

    lots of AAA hookers
    and booze. Don't forget the booze
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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  9. 02-05-2008 03:32 PM #9
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    lots of jack daniels, buchanan's 18yr, absolut or ketel one, and very little cola
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Actually I just made this thread because I was bored.

    I very rarely tilt at all, and it's almost always fairly subtle.
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Let it out, son
    Nah, I just don't feel any emotional reaction for the things that happen in poker. It's not like I hold things back or something along those lines, I'm just objective about it to the point that I just don't really care if I get sucked out on.

    Early last month I had two back to back set over sets that I lost, one all in on the flop and another all in on the turn (ie, back to back one-outers that hit against me). One was with about 200bb stacks and the other was with about 150bb stacks. I just grinned and kept playing and honestly forgot about it after like half an hour. This was inside of my first 3k hands at 200nl too, btw.

    The way I feel about it is I have more important shit to do with my time than get mad because other people suck at poker.
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    Get a wife....and knock her around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shazbox
    Get a wife....and knock her around.
    and then have kids and ....
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    Remember if life makes you feel inadequate, you can always have children and verbally berate them for all the things you hate about yourself... that's the best. (in my case I needed to have two... some may need more... don't worry, the government will PAY you to have them!)
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    Remember if life makes you feel inadequate, you can always have children and verbally berate them for all the things you hate about yourself... that's the best. (in my case I needed to have two... some may need more... don't worry, the government will PAY you to have them!)
    Really?

    I'm still waiting for my check then... The $1000-per-child tax rebate doesn't seem to cover the diapers...
    Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    GODDAMN IT STG UPID MOTHERFUCKERS SHIT COCK FUCKING PISS DRINKING ANAL WHORES WHAT THE FUCK JESUS CHRIST
    http://my.pokernews.com/Retro83/tag/River/

    First hand.
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    I have found that bitching out the fishy ass luckbox mother F***er with ****** words usually is positive EV since he usually gets up and leaves the table w/ all my monies. At least he can't suck out on me again & I feel superior.
    Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    lots of AAA hookers
    unpossible.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    lots of AAA hookers
    unpossible.
    why not?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    GODDAMN IT STG UPID MOTHERFUCKERS SHIT COCK FUCKING PISS DRINKING ANAL WHORES WHAT THE FUCK JESUS CHRIST
    http://my.pokernews.com/Retro83/tag/River/

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    Yeah I've seen that before.
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