I lack creativity

[jasons0147]

So im new to the board, and Im a multi tabling micro stakes player (for the time being). Im starting to post some more and Ive decided that I to need an avatar. My problem is that its 12 a.m and at this point I have no creativity left in me. Heres all I can give to help.

Ive sold cars for five years
My nickname at work is Baby Huey
I drive a corvette
I always wear my sunglasses inside at work

Now I was thinking of sometype of reward, but a finacial one is out of the question since the min transfer on Pstars is 10 bucks and well, frankly Im just to cheap. So, the reward will be that you get to pick the avatar you get to stare at whenever I post.

If on the otherhand you just think im way to lazy your probably right, but its worth a shot isnt it?

[flomo]

Ive sold cars for five years
I always wear my sunglasses inside at work

you probably close more deals without the shades
unless you are selling to "ballas"

[jasons0147]

Hows that old saying go - "If you cant see the whites of his eyes hes probably lying "

Actually I have very light sensitve eyes, and our showroom is all glass, so my eyes actually water if Im not wearing them. In most cases I try be respectfull and take them off when Im with a customer, that is unless they wont take theres off. In that case, mine stay on till theres come off.

Oh, and deals arent closed inside, deals are closed before I walk in the door, otherwise whats the point of going inside? What? So I can show someone my invoice and they can go shop 15 dealers in 7 states? Isnt that why we have greenpeas?

[flomo]

greenpeas
busted you caught me

i need to watch the movie "suckers"

what you don't like minis?

[jasons0147]

what you don't like minis?

This is actually a funny subject with me at work. We all know that there is a lot more money in used cars, and customers really are saving money instead of taking the depreciation on a new vehicle, yet we have plenty of salesman that would have no problem trying to sell 16 cars just so they can pick up that mac daddy $500 bonus.

Im like, let me ask you a question if you sell 4 used cars and 12 new cars and pick up that great bonus, and I sell 9 used and 3 new, Who made more money and who worked a alot less than you did. I mean Ive been in this business long enough that I have no desire for my fat ass to be on the point for 60 hours a week. Of course if you mention any of this to somone that knows nothing about the car business they would just say that Im a horrible crook and a bad person, the truth is, I just want to make a damn living! Most of the people that say stuff like that our the ones that Im taking credit apps for that are making $11 an hour at the same job for the last 16 years.

Alright so I went of on a little tangent there...I cant help it sometimes, I just feel sometimes that I quite possibly be the only salesperson in the entire world that loves his job, simply because Ive found a way to do it more effectivly the 95% of the people out there.

[givememyleg]

can;t go wrong with a hot chick

[Thnkbtt]

I can make you an avatar...

[Thnkbtt]

What year is your Vette? Color?

[jasons0147]

What year is your Vette? Color?

2004 Black on Chrome ZO6 Wheels and lowered 3/4 of an inch.

[Thnkbtt]

I actually made this for you to put in your signature instead of your avatar...

Tell me what you think...

[wesrman]

Now I was thinking of sometype of reward, but a finacial one is out of the question since the min transfer on Pstars is 10 bucks

No it's not.

[Thnkbtt]

Now I was thinking of sometype of reward, but a finacial one is out of the question since the min transfer on Pstars is 10 bucks

No it's not.

Woot, maybe he'll give me a financial reward then!

[bigred]

Need creativity? Do drugs.

[swiggidy]

[jasons0147]

I actually made this for you to put in your signature instead of your avatar...

Tell me what you think...

Not bad.

Now I was thinking of sometype of reward, but a finacial one is out of the question since the min transfer on Pstars is 10 bucks

No it's not.

If its 5, then Ill do that. $5 bucks to the person with the best avatar for me . After I see one that I like, Ill send over 5 bucks on Pstars.

I guess if it was 1987 I would be cool, I wear much smaller polarized raybans. Those first set remind me of Pairs Hilton, and the second set looks like one of the blues brothers could have wore them.

So, I guess as of right new due to lack of options thnkbtt is #1.

[wesrman]

The min transfer on stars is 1 cent.

[jasons0147]

The min transfer on stars is 1 cent.

Well, Im cheap but not that cheap. Id be in for 5 bucks.

[wufwugy]

Ass

[jasons0147]

I found an avatar that I feel pretty much sums up the way i have been feeling lately. Its either the one I have or a picture of a giant fish.