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    Default You will go to this website.

    I give you the National Sex Offender Registry: http://www.familywatchdog.us/

    Type in your address and see where pedophiles live and work! I don't know whether to be amazed or scared.
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    A sex offender lives next door to my moms house

    Think i woulda been happier not knowing this

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    is there a UK version?
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    There is three in my parents neighborhood, makes me want to go egg their house(I am so mature) or put a sign up.
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    there seemed to be one close by but I clicked on the red dot which the key said was for pedo's but his offenses said "indecent solicitation of adult sex" or something like that. Which seems to be that he got caught trying to get a hooker. At first I thought "fucking pedophile, die" but then I was like "oh awesome, this guy seems pretty cool, albeit unlucky"
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    wow that is crazy. i did a search of sex offenders in my home town. thankfully i dont know any of them, but they all look so fucking creepy, no big surprises there.
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    Im pretty sure at least in Michigan you can be put on the sex offenders list for indecent exposure, so like peeing outside while drunk can get you on it.

    A guy in my parents neighborhood was convicted of something having to do with a person under the age of 13, fucking scum.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    soooo I just found 2 people I went to high school with registered around my old neighborhood... 1 I knew about and was actually on the national news cause it was a myspace hook up...
    I couldn't help but giggle at the people who were registered for indecent exposure...
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    they all look so fucking creepy, no big surprises there.
    Just remember, you don't have to BE a rapist to want to LOOK like a rapist:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY

    Also now available, pedophile beards:
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    WHAT THE FUCK

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    2 of my friends almost got on the sex offenders list when we went to chicago 2 years ago.

    true story.
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    ha woah, i was just browsing the little squares and i went to high school with one of the guys i found
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    sucks to see the younger guys on there, cause you know a lot of them it was just a statutory rape thing that the parents found out about but consent was there. Which is good sometimes I guess, but some situations you hear about are reeeal weak sauce. Especially to have to register as a sex offender...

    anybody know if you can ever remove the sex offender tag?
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    wow, my neighborhood has 2300 homes and there is not a single registered sex offender in it. I guess the kids can go out and play now.

    Pretty cool link.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    wow, my neighborhood has 2300 homes and there is not a single registered sex offender in it. I guess the kids can go out and play now.

    Pretty cool link.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tom
    anybody know if you can ever remove the sex offender tag?
    I think it's impossible. I saw something on dateline or something like that about all this. They had some guy who had been with his girlfriend for like 2 years, and when they finally had sex he had turned 18...busted. Then they went on to get married as soon as she was old enough. Years later it's a happy family, kids, nice house, etc....still a registered sex offender.
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    I think your only on there for so long with certain offenses though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkfan79
    Quote Originally Posted by tom
    anybody know if you can ever remove the sex offender tag?
    I think it's impossible. I saw something on dateline or something like that about all this. They had some guy who had been with his girlfriend for like 2 years, and when they finally had sex he had turned 18...busted. Then they went on to get married as soon as she was old enough. Years later it's a happy family, kids, nice house, etc....still a registered sex offender.
    WTF

    if you are 18, and bang a 16, you're a sex offender?
    What if you bang a 15?


    Odd laws you have
    I mean who the hell are you supposed to bang?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkfan79
    Quote Originally Posted by tom
    anybody know if you can ever remove the sex offender tag?
    I think it's impossible. I saw something on dateline or something like that about all this. They had some guy who had been with his girlfriend for like 2 years, and when they finally had sex he had turned 18...busted. Then they went on to get married as soon as she was old enough. Years later it's a happy family, kids, nice house, etc....still a registered sex offender.
    WTF

    if you are 18, and bang a 16, you're a sex offender?
    What if you bang a 15?
    Yup. If her parents decide to press charges thats statutory rape...even if completely consensual.


    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Odd laws you have
    I mean who the hell are you supposed to bang?
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