This lady actually sat on her boyfriends toilet for 2 years!!
"...it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080312/...an_in_bathroom
And maybe the best part, "Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled."
WTF?!? You can't tell??
I'd say that's just about the definition of being mental!!