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  1. 03-18-2008 07:40 AM #1
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    Default morning drama in apartment parking lot

    (7:37:21 AM) spoonitnow: so i almost backed over this fatass high school bitch who was walking to the bus
    (7:37:25 AM) spoonitnow: and she was like
    (7:37:34 AM) spoonitnow: get yo raggity car out my way
    (7:37:38 AM) spoonitnow: and i was like
    (7:38:04 AM) spoonitnow: get yo raggity fat motherfucking ass out of my way before i roll you down this fucking hill
    (7:38:41 AM) spoonitnow: then she was like fuck you
    (7:38:46 AM) spoonitnow: and i was like come get you some i like em big
    (7:39:05 AM) spoonitnow: and she was like
    (7:39:09 AM) spoonitnow: you can't handle this motherfucker
    (7:39:19 AM) spoonitnow: and i was like
    (7:39:25 AM) spoonitnow: naw i got a fork lift it's cool

    btw she's obviously black and i'm obviously not so ofc i'm racist. also she was smoking a cigarette and i'm like lol high school so stressful.
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  2. 03-18-2008 07:55 AM #2
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    good morning, why are u awake at 7:40 AM?
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  3. 03-18-2008 09:32 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    good morning, why are u awake at 7:40 AM?
    cuz he plays poker like 16 hours a day or something.

    spoon, you should've told her a black joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    good morning, why are u awake at 7:40 AM?
    I get up at 6. I'd already studied for an hour, taken a shower and went to Bojangles and back before I said that in IRC.

    Quote Originally Posted by martindcx1e
    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    good morning, why are u awake at 7:40 AM?
    cuz he plays poker like 16 hours a day or something.

    spoon, you should've told her a black joke
    Nah. She's got a few homies in the complex and I'd hate to have to crack some motherfucker's head with a baseball bat.
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    lol high school so stressful.
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    is this the low income apartments?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    is this the low income apartments?
    RACIST
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    Quote Originally Posted by martindcx1e
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    is this the low income apartments?
    RACIST
    lol.

    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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  9. 03-18-2008 11:16 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    is this the low income apartments?
    Yeah but everyone around here is poor so I suppose all housing is low income.
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    Default Re: morning drama in apartment parking lot

    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    (7:39:25 AM) spoonitnow: naw i got a fork lift it's cool
    its the simple things that make me laugh
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  12. 03-18-2008 01:21 PM #12
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    did you really say all those things? or were you like...
    "oh i'm so sorry." and she was like "you better be cracker. i'll crush you." and you were like, "please don't hurt me." and she was like "boo!" and you ran off screaming...
    or something
    do the right thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by b-rabbit
    did you really say all those things? or were you like...
    "oh i'm so sorry." and she was like "you better be cracker. i'll crush you." and you were like, "please don't hurt me." and she was like "boo!" and you ran off screaming...
    or something
    QFT
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    Quote Originally Posted by b-rabbit
    did you really say all those things? or were you like...
    "oh i'm so sorry." and she was like "you better be cracker. i'll crush you." and you were like, "please don't hurt me." and she was like "boo!" and you ran off screaming...
    or something
    Shit, I've fucked bitches bigger than her.

    Wait. What did I just say?
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    I laughed.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    lol high school so stressful.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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