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  1. #1
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    Default spoony on mariah carey

    (8:00:47 AM) spoonitnow: you know
    (8:00:51 AM) spoonitnow: mariah carey is one crazy bitch
    (8:00:57 AM) spoonitnow: but i'd tear her a new pussy tbh
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    imo
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    Shes FAT, imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Shes PHAT, imo.
    With Spoon on this one
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    If your talkin how she looked in the 90s, then ya Phat.
    If you mean now, then no Fat.
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    Haven't seen her recently fwiw...
  7. #7
    I'd put it in her pooper


  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    I'd put it in her pooper
    awesome.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    I'd put it in her pooper
  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkfan79
    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    I'd put it in her pooper
    I lol'd hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Shes FAT, imo.
    You're fucking crazy too.
  12. #12
    look how hard that guy is kicking in the brown door, both feet off the ground.
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
  13. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Shes FAT, imo.
    You're fucking crazy too.
    Hey if u like fatties, more power to ya.

  14. #14
    That IS a horrid picture
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    so that's not internet hot or movie hot, but wtf, you can't tell me you woulndt' hit that
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    She's looking old and nasty.
    Never bet on a white man in the heavyweight division!
  17. #17
    that's not fat at all

    I would have hit it back in the day before all the batshit crazyness happened
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    Id def mash the photoshop/90's mariah, but shes kinda scary lookin now.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    I'd make her keep a dress or something on to hold everything together but wtf I'd fuck the shit out of her and steal some shit on the way out
  20. #20
    it's funny how picky people are about girls when they're on the internet


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    i'd hit it
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    that's what I'm saying


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    Cogito ergo sum

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    wth did my picture go?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    wth did my picture go?
    Was never there are far as i can tell.
    At least i could never see it.
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    well I edited it, whatever, it's a link now
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    well I edited it, whatever, it's a link now
    So I finally saw 300 last night and I realized you are now gerald butler with a huge pointy beard.
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  29. #29
    so you were watching half-naked men running around and thinking of me? that's sweet hun.
  30. #30
    sure, i'd hit it. why not?
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    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
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    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
  31. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    why not?
    she's not your cousin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    why not?
    she's not your cousin?
    Fuck, u got there before i did.
    Nh sir.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    so you were watching half-naked men running around and thinking of me? that's sweet hun.
    THIS. IS. SPENDA!!!!!!
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    Mariah is a babe, seriously whoever posted the one uggo pic you can get an uggo pic of just about anyone on a really really bad day.
    Check out the new blog!!!
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    Mariah used to be a babe. She is about as worthy as a street whore these days. Also, once she went black she aint ever goin back.
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    count-n mah monies stewie-style
    have you guys seen the new vid. to me she's back to hawt status....like she was when honey came out
    touch my body

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    id just shove my cock in her mouth so she didnt talk crap
  40. #40
    since when did people on the internet have such high fucking standards
  41. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Shit! That pic right there is still good by everyday average woman standards. Seriously, I'm not sure if most of you guys are still too young and used to the Myspace bootie bitch teens and their webcam videos, but wait til you get married and your wife spits out a couple puppies. And then see where your standards are.

    I would tag Mariah with brutal aggression right there in that pic.

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    Agreed fyrfytr

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