Im kinda drunk but help me(fun times come look)

[ProZachNation]

Ok so I am ordering something off of amazon if order is over $25 I get free shipping.

My order is 21.09 and shipping costs 4.98.

So I need you guys to find me something off amazon.com to add to my order for no less than 3.91 and no more than 4.98, try to get as close to 3.91 as possible so I only have to pay $25 shipped.

Yay.

[Halv]

Do they sell dildos?

[Halv]

would prob be a very small one for 4.98, but its a start

[Halv]

http://www.amazon.com/Personal-Massa...7370210&sr=8-8 <--- prolly nsfw, its a dildo ldo

/thread

edit:
Product Features
* The personal massager provides you with a discreet quiet intimate massager and multiple speeds to pleasure any mood.
* Sensational design control unit and body unite in flowing grandeur. Rounded forms dominate the appearance and generate harmony in style and elegance.
* The control unit is optimally adapts to fit the palm of your hand.
Doctors and therapists worldwide recommend massagers as a tool for becoming more in tune with your own body's sensitivity and receptiveness.
*Get in tune with your enviroment. As tension is relaxed, you feel better physically, emotionally and mentally.

Then spend the last 0.99 on this:
http://www.amazon.com/Dildo-Change-Y...370294&sr=8-39

[fat-b]

OK HERES THE REPLY STUPID SAME FANT

[06:35:02] <prozach_afk> http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ok-t69368.html Hey find me cheap shit kthnx
[06:35:27] <prozach_afk> Read the thread lol
[06:35:37] <fatb> I REFUSE
[06:35:50] <HalvSame> stick it to the MAN
[06:36:21] <prozach_afk> Im trying to get free shipping on amazon by finding like a $3 item so my order goes over $25 and I get free shipping AND svae money
[06:36:39] <fatb> http://www.amazon.co.uk/Importance-B.../dp/B000A3OX0K
[06:36:46] <HalvSame> gotta factor in how much extra weight you need to carry from the post office
[06:37:04] <prozach_afk> thats uk amazon...
[06:37:09] <HalvSame> OMG they do sell dildos
[06:37:22] <HalvSame> hahahaha I have the solution hang on
[06:37:23] <fatb> HOPLY SMMOLY
[06:37:36] <fatb> http://www.amazon.ca/Ava-Gardner-Sig.../dp/B000UL61J8
[06:37:46] <fatb> http://www.ciao.co.uk/Teaching_You_ECDL__6632084
[06:37:49] <prozach_afk> I am mailing it to my house so hopefully my mom will get it and ope it lol
[06:38:14] <fatb> http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000BKNDG2/...2&linkCode=asn
[06:38:26] <fatb> http://www.amazon.co.uk/Just-Another.../dp/0007218656
[06:38:50] <RS> http://www.amazon.com/SanDisk-256-Me...69985&sr=1-117
[06:39:01] <fatb> STOP FLOODING
[06:39:25] <prozach_afk> RS you in the lead for sure
[06:39:44] <fatb> babyclothes>mbstick
[06:40:07] <HalvSame> wait what
[06:40:16] <HalvSame> arent we supposed to reply in the thread?

[ProZachNation]

hmmm as much as I do want a dildo I found something I might actually want, actually I might want the opposite, so I can plug headphones into an amp

http://www.amazon.com/Stereo-Headpho...7370668&sr=1-2

[givememyleg]

http://www.amazon.com/Personal-Massagers-Mini-Portable-Massager/dp/B000I4MWHM/ref=pd_bbs_sr_8?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1207370210&sr=8-8 <--- prolly nsfw, its a dildo ldo

/thread

edit:
Product Features
* The personal massager provides you with a discreet quiet intimate massager and multiple speeds to pleasure any mood.
* Sensational design control unit and body unite in flowing grandeur. Rounded forms dominate the appearance and generate harmony in style and elegance.
* The control unit is optimally adapts to fit the palm of your hand.
Doctors and therapists worldwide recommend massagers as a tool for becoming more in tune with your own body's sensitivity and receptiveness.
*Get in tune with your enviroment. As tension is relaxed, you feel better physically, emotionally and mentally.

Then spend the last 0.99 on this:
http://www.amazon.com/Dildo-Change-Y...370294&sr=8-39

lol, halv wins. if you don't get the dildo you're a MORAN ! LOOK AT THAT DEAL!

[ProZachNation]

amazon sucks, different "stores" dont stack on the shipping so the dildo wont combine with my books.

Fuck amazon the man beat me.

Good night and thanks for the trys I would have totally got that dildo for my mom/sister/dad

[thizzSantaCruz]

edited

[Jack Sawyer]

a dildo review

This item was nothing more than theft in a box.
It made me re-think my online purchase interest~
Amazon needs to boot this seller from the ranks!
Thanks,
Wayne L. Smith

[Halv]

amazon sucks, different "stores" dont stack on the shipping so the dildo wont combine with my books.

Fuck amazon the man beat me.

Good night and thanks for the trys I would have totally got that dildo.

FYP

[bigred]

werd

[thizzSantaCruz]

edited

lol wow i do not remember typing this. blackoutaments?

[thizzSantaCruz]

*edited*