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    Default who the fuck is showboatlou

    And why is he fucking retarded
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    showboat lou is like a less retrained Triptanes
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    ex-FTRer?
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    i think he's funny

    completely random posts, its refreshing to see someone who's always forever drunk
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    i think he's funny

    completely random posts, its refreshing to see someone who's always forever tripping on acid
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    I thought we were not supposed to personally attack people here?
    Yeah and you're not supposed to fuck fat chicks either. Shows how much I care about that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I thought we were not supposed to personally attack people here?
    He's not a person, he's a troll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I thought we were not supposed to personally attack people here?
    He's not a person, he's a troll.

    who's that girl swiggidy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I thought we were not supposed to personally attack people here?
    He's not a person, he's a troll.

    who's that girl swiggidy?
    kinda looks like that chick whos supposed to play condaleeza rice in that oliver stone movie 'W'. forget her name though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    (spoons girlfriend is fat, in case you missed the reference)
    If you think 4'11" and 90 lbs is fat, then yeah sure.
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    Thanks guys, I have no idea who she is. Found her through spenda's links in lukies workout thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    If you think 5'9" and 390 lbs is fat, then yeah sure.
    FYP
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
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    If you think 4'11" and 90 lbs, 12 years old, and my niece is fat, then yeah sure.
    FYP
    FYFYP
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    If you think 4'11" and 90 lbs, 12 years old, and my niece is fat, then yeah sure.
    FYP
    FYFYP
    To avoid any Chris Hansen action, I'd like to state for the record that she's 20.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    If you think 4'11" and 90 lbs, 12 years old, and my niece is fat, then yeah sure.
    FYP
    FYFYP
    To avoid any Chris Hansen action, I'd like to state for the record that she's 20.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    just joking around with ya...I know
    And I'm joking back =P
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    B-BYE
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    (spoons girlfriend is fat, in case you missed the reference)
    If you think 4'11" and 90 lbs is fat, then yeah sure.
    Wow, that's boney!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pythonic
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    (spoons girlfriend is fat, in case you missed the reference)
    If you think 4'11" and 90 lbs is fat, then yeah sure.
    Worse than fat IMO, that is disgustingly boney!
    thats not necessarily true. shes 4'11". that is pretty damn short. if she were tall i would for sure agree. also he might be exaggerating.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pythonic
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    (spoons girlfriend is fat, in case you missed the reference)
    If you think 4'11" and 90 lbs is fat, then yeah sure.
    Worse than fat IMO, that is disgustingly boney!
    Instead of going with my initial response of "You're a fucking idiot," I've decided to instead note that those measurements are not boney.

    Also I'm not exaggerating, those are her true measurements +/- 2 lbs.
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    She's sitting on my knee so that our heads are at similar heights.

    Edit: I hate black and white pictures. She's a redhead with blue eyes and fair skin. I'm a mexican.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow


    She's sitting on my knee so that our heads are at similar heights.

    Edit: I hate black and white pictures. She's a redhead with blue eyes and fair skin. I'm Korean .
    FYP.

    Let me be the first to say id fuck her ugly sister.
    Nice job Spoon.
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    I guarantee that you can see hip bones at that weight. If you like them small and tiny then that's your choice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pythonic
    I guarantee that you can see hip bones at that weight. If you like them small and tiny then that's your choice.
    I'm very close to reverting to my original "You're a fucking idiot."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pythonic
    If you like them small and tiny then that's your choice.
    Not sure I like the other option

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    Oh yea, and in reference to the OP and title

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...mber17058.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by Pythonic
    I guarantee that you can see hip bones at that weight. If you like them small and tiny then that's your choice.
    I'm very close to reverting to my original "You're a fucking idiot."
    Sorry man, I am in a bad mood and edited my first post right after I submitted it but it was already quoted. Anyways, I hope I didn't offend ya. But damn, 4'11 is super small. Does she make you reach for all the stuff in the top counters?
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    tiny chicks are hawt
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pythonic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pythonic
    I guarantee that you can see hip bones at that weight. If you like them small and tiny then that's your choice.
    I'm very close to reverting to my original "You're a fucking idiot."
    Sorry man, I am in a bad mood and edited my first post right after I submitted it but it was already quoted. Anyways, I hope I didn't offend ya. But damn, 4'11 is super small. Does she make you reach for all the stuff in the top counters?
    Np. Where's your buddy Chopper?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pythonic
    I guarantee that you can see hip bones at that weight. If you like them small and tiny then that's your choice.
    I'm very close to reverting to my original "You're a fucking idiot."
    Sorry man, I am in a bad mood and edited my first post right after I submitted it but it was already quoted. Anyways, I hope I didn't offend ya. But damn, 4'11 is super small. Does she make you reach for all the stuff in the top counters?
    Np. Where's your buddy Chopper?
    Busy mowing lawns probably.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pythonic
    Busy mowing lawns probably.
    What a coincidence, i just mowed Spoon's mom's lawn...lol...owned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pythonic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pythonic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pythonic
    I guarantee that you can see hip bones at that weight. If you like them small and tiny then that's your choice.
    I'm very close to reverting to my original "You're a fucking idiot."
    Sorry man, I am in a bad mood and edited my first post right after I submitted it but it was already quoted. Anyways, I hope I didn't offend ya. But damn, 4'11 is super small. Does she make you reach for all the stuff in the top counters?
    Np. Where's your buddy Chopper?
    Busy mowing lawns probably.
    Oh I thought he was the jackvance of 25nl or something.

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    Busy mowing lawns probably.
    What a coincidence, i just mowed Spoon's mom's lawn...lol...owned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    You're my friend.
    Thanks Spoon, that means a lot to me. <3
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    You're my friend.
    Thanks Spoon, that means a lot to me. <3

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