I was on Jabberwacky a little while a go, that chat robot thing. I tried to start a game of poker with him, it failed, here is the rather comedy conversation (I am 'User', the robot is 'Jabberwacky'):


User: Let's play poker.

Jabberwacky: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!

User: You are dealt 72o.

Jabberwacky: What was my purpose on Earth before I died?

User: I am dealt AA.

Jabberwacky: Do you know Katie?

User: I raise to $25.

Jabberwacky: You did?

User: Call, raise or fold?

Jabberwacky: Sure, what's your #?

User: Are you folding?

Jabberwacky: Do you want me to?

User: It's your choice.

Jabberwacky: How about with Shape of Despair?

User: Right, pick one.... Call, raise or fold?

Jabberwacky: Ok are you really good?

User: Yes, CALL, RAISE OR FOLD?

Jabberwacky: Lower your views first.

User: Call, raise or fold?

Jabberwacky: Falsehood comes in pleasant garb.

User: Do you even know how to play poker?

Jabberwacky: Now you're calling me YOUR name.

User: I give up, I win the pot by default.

Jabberwacky: Show me how and why?.


Computer robots aren't all they're cracked up to be.....