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  1. #1
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    Default 1370 BB pot at 5NL

    PokerStars Game #17721445967: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/05/27 - 02:26:16 (ET)
    Table 'Vaino' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: dthorne04 ($41.40 in chips)
    Seat 3: le balk ($9.68 in chips)
    Seat 4: Fermion5 ($35.24 in chips)
    Seat 5: pankfish ($51.44 in chips)
    Seat 6: I_Lie_2_U ($25.23 in chips)
    I_Lie_2_U: posts small blind $0.02
    dthorne04: posts big blind $0.05
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Fermion5 [7c 5c]
    le balk: folds
    pankfish said, "damn"
    morissa has returned
    Fermion5: raises $0.35 to $0.40
    pankfish: folds
    I_Lie_2_U: folds
    pankfish leaves the table
    dthorne04: calls $0.35
    *** FLOP *** [6h 8d Tc]
    dthorne04: checks
    Fermion5: checks
    *** TURN *** [6h 8d Tc] [Kc]
    CAM997 joins the table at seat #5
    dthorne04 said, "now i have lots of money to overcall riases and fold post flop"
    CAM997 is sitting out
    dthorne04: bets $0.52
    Fermion5: raises $1.38 to $1.90
    dthorne04: calls $1.38
    *** RIVER *** [6h 8d Tc Kc] [Jc]
    dthorne04: bets $39.10 and is all-in
    Fermion5 said, "christ"
    Fermion5 said, "did you really just do that"
    dthorne04 said, "gg"
    I_Lie_2_U is sitting out
    I_Lie_2_U leaves the table
    Fermion5: calls $32.94 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet ($6.16) returned to dthorne04
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    dthorne04: shows [Qc 4c] (a flush, King high)
    Fermion5: mucks hand
    dthorne04 collected $68.50 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $70.50 | Rake $2
    Board [6h 8d Tc Kc Jc]
    Seat 1: dthorne04 (big blind) showed [Qc 4c] and won ($68.50) with a flush, King high
    Seat 3: le balk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: Fermion5 mucked [7c 5c]
    Seat 5: pankfish (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: I_Lie_2_U (small blind) folded before Flop


    hate you faggots so much. great turn call. woulda folded had i not raised turn. also thanks for the tilt inducing gg. was hoping you had straight. AQ Q9 79 god im so fucking tilted
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    hah that'll teach you to follow people around at $5nl
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    lol
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    epic.

    also, <3.
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    truly epic.

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    lol
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    lol amazing
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    standard.
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    woulda been nice to have the NFD here.
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    where's bigsocce
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    lol, "did you really just do that?"


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    - bet flop

    - fold river

    - shoulda practiced avoidance
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    poker is fun for everyone
    except my opponents
    they shoulda practiced avoidance
    they aint big proponents
    in thinking not just in the moment
    but the possible future problems
    sometimes comes tough to solve themmmmmmm

    yes i did that from memory
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    wait did someone just register to post this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    - shoulda practiced avoidance
    i was gonna make this post, but i thought it was too soon

    damn you lukie

    also, yes deanglow. he was nut peddling hardcore against me, pankfish, galapagos, dwarfman, and blackatom. :P
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    lol you like my comments before calling?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    hah that'll teach you to follow people around at $5nl
    The best part was anyone who sat at the table to play for real ended up as the only losing players.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Baaard would love this shave for meta imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    - shoulda practiced avoidance
    i was gonna make this post, but i thought it was too soon

    damn you lukie

    also, yes deanglow. he was nut peddling hardcore against me, pankfish, galapagos, dwarfman, and blackatom. :P
    lol I don't know why, but that cute little phrase just jumped into my head as soon as I saw this thread. I didn't even know for sure that this was real but it seemed like it was...
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    bwahahhahahaa

    you dont have my 1337 PLO nutcamping abilities right spenda?
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    - shoulda practiced avoidance
    i was gonna make this post, but i thought it was too soon

    damn you lukie

    also, yes deanglow. he was nut peddling hardcore against me, pankfish, galapagos, dwarfman, and blackatom. :P
    are you fucking dumb? did you not see me CALL your all in with top pair when you open shoved w set? you did more nut peddling than me. shoving in with near nuts and getting pankfish to call you with K high. real smooth. i was playing somewhat tight, but thats completely different from nut peddling. plz diagf
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    what a way to pwn someone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fermion5
    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    - shoulda practiced avoidance
    i was gonna make this post, but i thought it was too soon

    damn you lukie

    also, yes deanglow. he was nut peddling hardcore against me, pankfish, galapagos, dwarfman, and blackatom. :P
    are you fucking dumb? did you not see me CALL your all in with top pair when you open shoved w set? you did more nut peddling than me. shoving in with near nuts and getting pankfish to call you with K high. real smooth. i was playing somewhat tight, but thats completely different from nut peddling. plz diagf

    Are you high? My king high call downs were all based on sick reads.
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    best thread ever
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fermion5
    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    - shoulda practiced avoidance
    i was gonna make this post, but i thought it was too soon

    damn you lukie

    also, yes deanglow. he was nut peddling hardcore against me, pankfish, galapagos, dwarfman, and blackatom. :P
    are you fucking dumb? did you not see me CALL your all in with top pair when you open shoved w set? you did more nut peddling than me. shoving in with near nuts and getting pankfish to call you with K high. real smooth. i was playing somewhat tight, but thats completely different from nut peddling. plz diagf
    you are one angry little man

    refer to a few posts up, pertaining to avoidance
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    haha fermion5 is horrible
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    Quote Originally Posted by EzDuzIt
    haha fermion5 is horrible

    what does that say about the multiple ftrers he put on his buddy list?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pankfish
    Quote Originally Posted by Fermion5
    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    - shoulda practiced avoidance
    i was gonna make this post, but i thought it was too soon

    damn you lukie

    also, yes deanglow. he was nut peddling hardcore against me, pankfish, galapagos, dwarfman, and blackatom. :P
    are you fucking dumb? did you not see me CALL your all in with top pair when you open shoved w set? you did more nut peddling than me. shoving in with near nuts and getting pankfish to call you with K high. real smooth. i was playing somewhat tight, but thats completely different from nut peddling. plz diagf

    Are you high? My king high call downs were all based on sick reads.
    For 200bbs even! You have brass balls brother!

    POKERSTARS GAME #17721049943: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/05/27 - 01:49:11 (ET)
    Table 'Vaino' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: dthorne04 ($28.39 in chips)
    Seat 3: dwarfman1990 ($9.80 in chips)
    Seat 4: Fermion5 ($31.37 in chips)
    Seat 5: pankfish ($71.87 in chips)
    Seat 6: I_Lie_2_U ($10 in chips)
    dthorne04: posts small blind $0.02
    dwarfman1990: posts big blind $0.05
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to I_Lie_2_U [Ts Ah]
    Fermion5 said, "k"
    Fermion5: folds
    pankfish: calls $0.05
    I_Lie_2_U: raises $0.20 to $0.25
    dthorne04: calls $0.23
    dwarfman1990: calls $0.20
    pankfish: calls $0.20
    *** FLOP *** [Td 3s 3h]
    dthorne04: checks
    dwarfman1990 said, "oooh flopped the flush draw"
    dwarfman1990 said, "i check"
    dwarfman1990: checks
    pankfish: checks
    I_Lie_2_U: bets $1
    dthorne04: folds
    dwarfman1990 said, "i'll call"
    dwarfman1990: calls $1
    pankfish: calls $1
    *** TURN *** [Td 3s 3h] [8d]
    dwarfman1990 said, "no no i fold"
    dwarfman1990: folds <---------(take note of open fold)
    pankfish: checks
    I_Lie_2_U said, "hah! i just laughed so hard"
    I_Lie_2_U: checks
    *** RIVER *** [Td 3s 3h 8d] [2s]
    pankfish: bets $0.05
    I_Lie_2_U: raises $8.70 to $8.75 and is all-in
    pankfish: calls $8.70
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    I_Lie_2_U: shows [Ts Ah] (two pair, Tens and Threes)
    pankfish: mucks hand
    I_Lie_2_U collected $20.45 from pot
    pankfish said, "ouch"
    Fermion5 said, "lol its either minbet or all in with you guys"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $21.50 | Rake $1.05
    Board [Td 3s 3h 8d 2s]
    Seat 1: dthorne04 (small blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 3: dwarfman1990 (big blind) folded on the Turn
    Seat 4: Fermion5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: pankfish mucked [Ks Qd]
    Seat 6: I_Lie_2_U (button) showed [Ts Ah] and won ($20.45) with two pair, Tens and Threes


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pankfish
    Quote Originally Posted by EzDuzIt
    haha fermion5 is horrible

    what does that say about the multiple ftrers he put on his buddy list?
    what is this buddy list you speak of
    derp
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    did you guys tell him you were on ftr? its funny, 2p2 people always bitch each other out for talking about the site on the tables, like its some big secret.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    Quote Originally Posted by pankfish
    Quote Originally Posted by EzDuzIt
    haha fermion5 is horrible

    what does that say about the multiple ftrers he put on his buddy list?
    what is this buddy list you speak of
    I've never used AHK scripts before (only read a bit about them), but maybe this: http://overcards.com/wiki/moin.cgi/StarsBuddyList

    Also, lol @ this whole thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    did you guys tell him you were on ftr? its funny, 2p2 people always bitch each other out for talking about the site on the tables, like its some big secret.
    I think they caught on when we were demanding all none ftr'ers to leave the table.
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